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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing 由 a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, 你 have parked too close to a 火, 消防 hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the 火, 消防 hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says 你 have to park ten hooves, 或者 更多 from a 火, 消防 hydrant.
Night Frizz: *Gets into her car*
Master Sword: Hey! Where do 你 think 你 are going?
Night Frizz: I claim your statement to be... Poppycock!
Choir of Ponies: Poppycock!
Night Frizz: *Drives away*
Master Sword: 你 ain't getting away from my promotion. *Drives his police car, and follows Night Frizz*
Night Frizz: *Turns right*
Master Sword: *Nearly hits a minivan, but still follows Night Frizz*
Police 小马 46: 嘿 Sword, what are 你 doing?
Master Sword: Corporal Sword reporting. I'm in pursuit of a brand new Dodge Pegasus. The driver parked too close to a 火, 消防 hydrant, and is fleeing from me.
Police Pony: Where is your current location?
Night Frizz: *Turns left*
Master Sword: We just took a left on Howitzer 街, 街道 from Rubber Avenue.
Police Pony: If you'd like, we can set up a roadblock before she reaches the highway.
Master Sword: Yes, stop her at all costs. I need that arrest to make my promotion!
Police Pony: Okay. We're setting up a roadblock 由 the draw bridge.

But that was not a good idea. The roadblock was set up on the other side of the river, where Night Frizz was being chased 由 Master Sword.

Bridge Pony: *Sitting 由 bridge controls*
Bridge 小马 2: I see a sailboat coming towards us.
Bridge Pony: No kidding. *Raising bridge*

Night Frizz was on the side of the bridge being raised. If she went fast enough, she'd be able to jump across.

Master Sword: Where's that roadblock?
Police 小马 46: On the other side.
Master Sword: 你 nincompoops.
Police 小马 46: What?
Night Frizz: *Drives onto bridge, then flies over the roadblock*
Master Sword: *Stops car*
Police 小马 46: Oh. Now I see why 你 called us nincompoops.
Master Sword: Stop her!
Police 小马 46: She got away man. I'm sorry, but 你 can 吻乐队(Kiss) your promotion good bye.
Master Sword: Oh no I won't. I'm gonna wait for that bridge to go down, then I'll chase that 婊子, 子 all the way to the Police Station, and have her arrested for speeding, parking near a 火, 消防 hydrant, and running away from an officer.

Meanwhile, with Ryan, Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist.

Ryan: Sure is beautiful.
Blazin' Blue: Are 你 kidding? Baltimare is one of the ugliest-
Saten Twist: And dangerous.
Blazin' Blue: And dangerous city in the world.
Ryan: I was talking about a mare I saw driving a Silver sedan on the other side of the highway.
Night Frizz: *Gets on highway, and drives 下一个 to Blazin' Blue*
Saten Twist: *Sees Night Frizz* Speaking of mares.
Ryan: Oh no 你 don't. If anypony-
Saten Twist: Anybody.
Ryan: Whatever. If anyone is asking her out, it's me. *Drives past Saten Twist, and gets 下一个 to Night Frizz*
Night Frizz: *Sees Ryan, and Saten Twist driving 由 them, and gets on her walkie talkie*
Saten Twist: I'll be damned.
Night Frizz: 嘿 guys. Where are 你 going?
Ryan: Fillydelphia? Would 你 like to 加入 us?
Night Frizz: Sure. I got something that might help 你 three.
Ryan: Nice. Did 你 guys hear that?
Blazin' Blue: Yep.
Saten Twist: What is it?
Night Frizz: Pull over on the side here, and I'll 显示 you.

What is it that Night Frizz wants to 显示 to the three stallions on their roadtrip?

Find out in the 下一个 part of M.C.C, but in the meantime, the story is...

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 Night Frizz's car
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Bob Newhart
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This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.

Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.

Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your 日 been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with 你 three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to wash his...
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Derpy: 嘿 cousin.. I got the money.

Saten: Really, ho-.. 你 robbed another store didn't you?

Derpy: ... Maybe.

Saten: Derpy.. This isn't Fillydefia, 你 can't go around robbin-

Derpy: Maybe 你 can't.. But unlike you, I've been robbing sense I was a little girl, remember?

Saten: Yes.. Some seem to think that I'm a bad influence on you.

Derpy: (laughs) Oh please.. When I found you. 你 were pathetic.. I made 你 tougher.

Saten: Yes.. But 你 ALSO made me into a drunken pot head.

Derpy: Well, who ISN'T in our family (drinks Volga).

Suddenly Master Sword appears, covered in red, and holding a small knife.

Sword: Good news Saten.. I dealt with that that guy that made fun of 你 earlier.

Saten: Uhh.. G -Good to know.

Derpy: 你 know Sword.. There's a Carly girl might have things in common with.. Your both.. Something.

Sword: (cleaning blood off the knife) What makes 你 say that?
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