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posted by TotalDramaFan60
My name is 枫, 枫树 Syrup.

I'm married to a stallion named Buttered Pancake, and our baby, Gummy 熊 is just the cutest little filly 你 could ever see.

But this is how we met.


It was Nightmare Night. Because me and him met that night it was one of 最喜爱的 Nightmare Nights of all time. Anyway, I was trick-or-treating with my old friends, 果冻 豆 and Gum Drop. We came to a house that was blue. Blue was my 最喜爱的 color, so I asked 果冻 and Gum if I could go in. "Why can't we go in?" 果冻 asked. "'Cause 最喜爱的 color houses are the best." I said, simply.

Maybe too much simply.

But, I was right.

I knocked on the door, and a little green filly opened it. "Hi! I'm Gummy Bear. 你 can just call me Gummy!" The filly exclaimed. I smiled, and walked in. "YEAH!!!!!" a 小马 screamed from the living room. I chuckled. "Almost forgot! Candy!" Gummy exclaimed, and threw tons of of gummy bears at me. I caught a few and smiled after I swallowed.

Then, I saw him.


He and three other stallions were watching a Colts vs. 独角兽 football game. One of them looked exactly like me but with curly hair and glasses. The other three looked like identical triplets. The one with glasses looked at me. The world started to melt away. "Hey." His voice was so smooth and soft, and he was so beautiful. "H-H-Hi." I said. He got up and put his hoof out. "I'm Buttered Pancake." he said. I mumbled something I don't remember and shook his hoof. "Wanna go out for ice cream?" Buttered asked. "Sh-Sh-Sure." I said, and I shook as we walked out. 'Hey, guys, can 你 look after Gummy? Me and this mare here are going out for ice cream." he said. "Yeah!!! We'll tell 你 the stuff after, dude!" 说 one of the stallions. Gummy hopped onto the couch. "So, Uncle Cook? Hook? Shook?" she asked. "The Colts are winning!" Cook exclaimed. "Is that our team?" Gummy asked. "Totally, dude!" Hook exclaimed. Meanwhile, I was telling Buttered about my magic with animals. "Then they jump into the 衬套, 布什 and then disappear!" I exclaimed. "Cool." 说 Buttered. "Um..." I said.


It started to rain.

His eyes glowed in the moonlight. My mane sparkled. Our lips got close together.

We kissed.

Fifteen dates later, we're married. Apparently, Gummy's mother actually died. Her name was Cookie Creme, and died in a terrible car accident. 果冻 and Gum left me, but Buttered gave me a ride home.


I 爱情 you, Buttered.



New Maple, Buttered, and Gummy stories soon!
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Sunshine - *sigh* It's tournament already after my 迷失 to a noob 6 weeks ago... Uhhhh... I don't feel like I will win.
Blackcrow - This guy is weird...
Sunshine - B-blackcrow H-hi.
Blackcrow - And here I am racing him... He is OP at dog-fighting yet he is racing. Something is wrong.
Sunshine - Maybe... He don't want to hurt Ponies?
Blackcrow - Whatever it is I'm taking him down in racing.
Sunshine - *mumbles* so cool.


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Racing arena
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Announcer - Weeeeeelcome everyone on first match and the most might one the #3 elite in our school, elite of elites will be racing with infamous for his won dog-fighting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Later on at the station, Tim, and Julia went to Captain Jefferson's office to talk to him.

Tim: *Opens the door* Captain, 你 got a minute?
Captain Jefferson: 你 must be a mind reader, I was just about to call 你 down here.
Julia: What did 你 want to talk to us about?
Captain Jefferson: Actually Julia, I need 你 to go into the briefing room, and make sure it's clean for my arrival. Okay?
Julia: Okay. *Walks away*
Tim: What was that all about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Close the door Tim.
Tim: *Closes the door*
Captain Jefferson: 你 know that Julia is sensitive, and doesn't like to be...
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Sean freed his cousin from the rope, and got him back onto the boat.

Sonic: Thanks for coming to save me.
Sean: It was no trouble at all. I sent Knuckles, and Charmy to get us some boats for our escape. I hope they get here soon.
Rainbow Dash: *Returns* I think I killed Twilight.
Sean: What happened?
Rainbow Dash: She appeared when we were planting the bombs, and I shot her, and she fell a few hundred feet.
Sean: Where is Vector, and Mighty?
Vector: *Arrives with Mighty* Right here.
Mighty: We planted all of the charges.
Sean: Alright, let's go wait at the back of the boat. *Walks with his friends*...
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A short time 以前 in a world full of cartoon ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode 3

The First Episode In This Franchise To Have A Title

Doctor Eggman has survived crashing his airplane, and so did Twilight Sparkle. The same cannot be 说 for Metal Sonic. Now Eggman, and Twilight must work together to formulate a plan on how to destroy the 小马 Alliance.

With Princess Celestia and Luna gone, 彩虹 Dash has been asked to take over their position, and is now the new princess of Equestria. She will do what she can to find the murderer of the two former princesses, but will be shocked...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Red was driving the police car with Julia sitting 下一个 to her.

Red: *Turns right, and crosses the railroad tracks. Then she drives under the highway*
Mare: *Running towards them*
Julia: Pull over, and let's see what she wants.
Red: *Pulls over behind a FedEx van*
Mare: 你 two officers gotta help me. An 橙子, 橙色 unicorn 偷了 my Porsche.

Song: link

Tim: *Driving northbound passing a police station, and a hospital*
Dispatch: GT12, be on the lookout for a stolen vehicle. Your target is a Porsche 918 Spyder.
 A picture of this car appeared on Tim's front window
A picture of this car appeared on Tim's front window

Toby: GT12, responding.
Tim: *Turns...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: December 23, 1960
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 8:33 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Railroad 小马 34: *Watching the tree*
Railroad 小马 30: *Also watching the tree* 你 know when the train gets here?
Railroad 小马 34: Ten O' Clock.
Railroad 小马 30: And those gangsters aren't around, right?
Railroad 小马 34: Let's hope not, otherwise this won't be a very merry Christmas.
Hawkeye: *Narrating* Now this isn't the part where everything is great, that's coming up later. This part is 更多 action packed than I was hoping for.
Stylo: *Driving the train* How much longer until we get to Denver?
Hawkeye:...
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Applejack: 你 out-nightmared the scariest part of the 玉米 maze!

Twilight Sparkle: How did 你 do all this?!

Fluttershy: After 你 left, I realized that I wasn't ready to give up on Nightmare Night. So I asked Sword if I could try to make the maze even scarier for my friends.

Rainbow Dash: 你 came up with all of this?

Fluttershy: I had some help. 天使 was the scary figure that kept scurrying after 你 in the maze. Fuzzy Legs made the sticky 墙 that made it difficult for 你 to see and move. And, of course, Harry was the especially scary monster.

Harry: [growls happily]

Twilight Sparkle: Wow!...
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Trixie: (finishes a perfamance).

Audience: (cheers).

Felix: (despite cheering) I've seen better.

Carrot Top: (clapping) I can't believe I wrasted nine dollars on this.

BonBon: I liked her hat.

Saten: Great performance honey.

Trixie: Thanks.. I'm glad 你 enjoyed it.

Saten: Well of coarse I di-

GoldenGrape: (to Trixie) 嘿 good performance.. And nice melons.

Saten: Hey! Just wait a   minu-

Trixie: (holding water melons) Saten I'm holding melons.

Saten: Oh.. Sorry.

GoldenGrape: It's okay... (pervertly) Trixie's hot!

Saten: (angrily) Okay that's it! (tries to run after him but Tixie holds him back).

GoldnGrape: (runs away) Still worth it!
posted by Canada24
Twilight:: [gasps] It's our old science lab! I have so many great memories of this place!Minuette: [giggles] Remember when 柠檬 Hearts got her head stuck in that beaker?Twinkleshine, Minuette and 柠檬 Hearts: [giggling][fillies giggling]

FLASHBACK:

Young Twilight: But according to this book, you're supposed to add the sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: I read ahead, and to make a proper salt lick, 你 need to add the molasses first.

Young Twilight: (snobbishly) Well, I read ahead too, Moon Dancer, and I'm sure it 说 sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: [dryly] Oh. I've got the wrong...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A 起重机 finally arrived, and the 小马 operating it was lifting one of the engines off the track. A Major was ordering him what to do.

Major Herren: Ready?! Pick it up!
German 小马 88: *Lifting the engine slowly*
Major Herren: *Walks to the left, and finds a spot near the track that is occupied 由 nothing* Put it on it's side over there.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Major!! *Walks toward him with two ponies behind him* Can't 你 移动 any faster?!
Major Herren: This is a hell of a mess Colonel! We're doing the best we can!
Colonel Von Waldheim: I asked for two cranes!
Major Herren: *Walks toward him*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
下一个 morning, Case 饼干 was driving his Lambronyni to the pizzeria. He had repainted the Lambronyni Amigo in purple, and upgraded the engine, and brakes.

Case Cracker: *Parks his car*
Sam: *Arrives, and parks behind Case Cracker*
Gordon: Well, what do 你 think?
Sam: I think he has the best car in San Franciscolt.
Case Cracker: Of course I do. *Gets out*
Gordon: Wonder what Jim has for us today.

They walked in together, and found out.

Jim: Hello 你 three. I got something for you. The Mexicans are gathering near the abandoned railway bridge in Alameda. It's possible that they have a lot of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

It was a beautiful 日 in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-

Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to 显示 你 the real intro for this fanfic.

Song(Start it at 0:09): link

San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the 湾 Bridge*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Mexicans: *Loading their assault rifles and pistols*

In association with Izfankirby...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare 彩虹 Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the 粉, 粉色 mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! 你 made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's ok,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? 你 called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: 你 could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: 你 came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case 你 were wondering.
Amanda: Did 你 take our advice...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Parks his car in the parking lot in front of the station*
Stylo & Hawkeye: *Arrive in their cars*
Metal Gloss: *With Hawkeye* You're going to tell him about the fuel, right?
Hawkeye: Stylo is going to tell him about that, I'm going to tell him about the amount of snow we're to expect, and that we'll need extra snowplows.

Ten 秒 later

Pete: *Enters his office*
Stylo: *Enters the office with Hawkeye* Hello sir.
Pete: 你 two are early. What's happening?
Hawkeye: We have lots of snow coming...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Rock Island Bikers were close to being defeated. Gordon, Case Cracker, and Jim were in a van, chasing down a biker that was escaping.

Case Cracker: There he goes! *points at escaped RIB*
Gordon: I'm right behind him.
Jim: He's heading out of here.
Gordon: He's probably heading for the golden neigh bridge. *Getting close to biker*
RIB 5: *Passing traffic*
Gordon: Try, and shoot him.
Jim: *Shoots breaklight* I got one of the lights on his bike.
Gordon: Not good enough, keep trying.
Case Cracker: There's a lot of cars around. 你 gotta get closer.
Jim: *Shoots tire on bike*
Case Cracker: 或者 not....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After robbing the bank, Gordon, and Case 饼干 were at Gordon's place.

Gordon: *Laughing* We got $58,000
Case Cracker: *Laughs* Yes! What do ya suppose we'll do with some of this money?
Gordon: Well first, let's 分裂, 拆分 it. We'll each get $29,000.
Case Cracker: K *takes $29,000, and puts it into his bag* 嘿 man, just curious. What kinda 枪 do 你 have?
Gordon: Why?
Case Cracker: I just wanna know what kinda 枪 你 have, and whether they're good 或者 not.
Gordon: Okay. What kinda 枪 do 你 have?
Case Cracker: 2 Beretta 92s', the Tec 9, a Type 821 SMG, a couple explosives and I used to have a...
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