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posted by Dragon-88
 Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.
Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.
Blazin' Blue is getting visited 由 his parents, and after they meet his 秒 girlfriend Princess Luna and their daughter Princess Nightshade, Luna wants to know 更多 about her boyfriend Blazin' 由 inviting his parents (and him) to dinner, and later that same evening, as Celestia, Cadance, Shining Armor, and Princess Twilight take their seats, and the 表 has been set...

Luna: So, was Blazin' always outgoing when it came to mares?

Searin'(Blazin's mom): Not really. He used to be scared of talking to any mare he saw. In fact, when he was a colt, and a filly wanted to be 老友记 with him, he ran to hide behind me!

Blazin': Mom....

Cadance: Well, he's 更多 confident now, and not hiding from any mares he meets!


Scorchin' (Blazin's dad): He once beat up another stallion who wanted to be 老友记 with a mare he wanted as his friend.

Celestia: Oh....Now I get where his hot temper came from....

Shining: Can 你 teach me to attack other perverted stallions using fire??

Blazin': That won't be necessary....

Luna (sitting 下一个 to Blazin'): Indeed. His rage isn't something to play with. I 爱情 him as the same, sexy gamer stallion I fell in 爱情 with!

Prin. Twilight: I was hoping 你 could teach me how to attack my enemies with fire, 或者 engulf yourself in flames and tackle the horseshoes outta them.

Celestia: Twi, please....That 移动 is too dangerous to use....

Scorchin': Ahem, if it's not too late, my wife and I want to announce something that we guarantee will surprise Blazin'.

Luna: Please go right ahead.

Scorchin': Blazin', you're going to be a older brother. Your mom and I are having another foal!

Blazin': *spits out his juice* What!?

Cadance: Pardon me?

Luna: Oh....

Celestia: Congrats?

Prin. Twilight: That's great!

Shining: Cadance and I are working on ours. No hard feelings.

Blazin': Your'e kidding!

The rest of the mane six, who were situated at the 表 (they were invited) looked at each other confused.

Pinkie: Having another foal? Does that mean you're pregnant?

Blazin': What the hay?? *slams face on table*

AJ: Now what'd 你 have to go and ask that fer?

Rarity: Did she really just ask that? Oh, the irony! *also slams face on table*

Rainbow: (asleep)

Celestia: For crying out loud...*throws a 番茄 at her* WAKE UP!!

Rainbow: What smells like 番茄 sauce?

Blazin': Can't 你 stay awake for 更多 than a 分钟 please??

A few hours later....

The rest of the main six have gone home, everyone except Luna, Blazin' and his parents have gone to bed.

Luna: So...I'm really surprised...See 你 tommorow, cutie! *goes to bed*

Blazin': I gotta get home, too....

Blazin's parents: We'll drive 你 home.

Blazin': Exactly when did 你 get a car, and what does it look like....

A blue-fire colored muscle car is seen outside.

Blazin': You...is that...?

Scorchin': Sure is. Hop in!

They reach Blazin's house in five minutes.

Blazin': That is one seriously awesome car.

Scorchin': Yep. Maybe someday I'll give it to you.

Blazin': OK...See 你 again sometime!

They take off leaving a 火, 消防 trail.

I don't know how many continuations of this there will be, but each one will be fun to read!
 Upon hearing the news, Blazin' yells "WHAT!?"
Upon hearing the news, Blazin' yells "WHAT!?"
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia met up in the parking lot near their station after their shift ended.

Tim: 你 wanted to see me?
Julia: I need a ride to Local Consideration.
Tim: Okay. *Walks with Julia to his Viper*
 Tim's 毒蛇
Tim's Viper


Halfway to Local Consideration, Julia decided to talk to Tim.

Julia: Do 你 enjoy working with Toby?
Tim: Sure. How's Red treating you?
Julia: She has a crush on you.
Tim: I see.
Julia: What do 你 think about Toby?
Tim: He thinks you're smoking hot.
Julia: These new guys both have a crush on us.
Tim: I know how to get Red away from me, but I'm not sure how to stop Toby.
Julia: I know...
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added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily
WindWaker was constant about me seeing this episode.

I did my best to see it.. But I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick.

The heater to my Camper isn't working so I'm sleeping in the cold, because I have no free beds till my sister and brother return to school in Newfoundland..

So yeah.
When I say I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick I mean I've been definitely TOTALLY fuckin sick.

But I did what I could, and watched the episode..

This is exactly what I excepted from a Diamond Tiera episode..
Despite all my jokes and mockery.
I always sensed a secret sadness in her.
(Fuckin...
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real 语录 由 me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way 或者 anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no 更多 than what 你 expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing 更多 to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable 你 just want to take everything 你 own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless 你 like stupid comedies...
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell 你 the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong 日 mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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added by alinah_09
At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd 你 do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money 更多 then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting 你 be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did 你 do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. 你 changed my voice...
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posted by bluethunder25
As most of 你 already know, I've 给 更多 than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight 说 to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand 由 my opinion that she was out of line when she 说 that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did 你 get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...
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So yeah, no new episode for 3 weeks

3

The 下一个 episode will be episode 100

100 - the first episode number that will have 3 digits

3

Now I don't plan on seeing any spoilers for the 100th episode but I can assume there's a 3 in there somewhere that I'll find later, so call that 3 an IOU

Wait. I O U

3 letters

3

3 sets of 3

333

the number of 3s found before "I O U" in this 文章 is 6

6 3s

switch that statement around and 你 get "3 6s"

666

THE DEVIL'S NUMBER

ILLUMINATI

WAKE UP EQUESTRIA
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Source: derpibooru
posted by Seanthehedgehog
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case 饼干 at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told 你 that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: 嘿 Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case 饼干 with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....
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posted by bluethunder25
I want to take this time to talk about one of my two 最喜爱的 duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most 最喜爱的 one in my 下一个 article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and 彩虹 Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got 彩虹 Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, 彩虹 Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...
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Source: alloyrabbit
added by horsesmaybeidk
Source: alloyrabbit
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