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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 彩虹 Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 7
Pinkie Gets Jealous
So it's a nice 日 in all of Equestria. Soarin was flying toward the ground, and landed at Sweet 苹果 Acres. He was looking 前锋, 期待 to having one of Applejack's famous 苹果 pies. But all of a sudden, somepony hit the back of his head with a frying pan.
A few 分钟 later, 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie were walking 由 Sweet 苹果 Acres. Then, they heard somepony shouting for help.
彩虹 Dash: Do 你 hear that?
Pinkie Pie: Hmmm. Let me take a 分钟 to hear the sound that 你 are talking about. *Grabs binoculars, and looks around*
彩虹 Dash: Pinkie, that doesn't help 你 hear, that helps 你 see. *Takes binoculars away*
Pinkie Pie: What?! I can't hear you!!
彩虹 Dash: Okay, never mind. *Gives binoculars back to Pinkie Pie*
????: HELP!!
彩虹 Dash: I heard it again. It sounds like it's coming from... *Pointing at Sweet 苹果 Acres* There! *Flies to S.A.A*
Pinkie Pie: *Following*
Karl: *Making fire* We'll have a roasted wonderbolt for dessert.
Soarin: I don't wanna be roasted! I don't even like smores!
Kyle: Neither do we, but we're roasting 你 over this 火, 消防 anyway.
彩虹 Dash: *Arrives* Not on my watch!
Karl: You're not even wearing a watch.
彩虹 Dash: *Looks at watch drawn on her front leg* Yes I am. I had this thing ever since the episode Party Of One.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, leave the fourth 墙 breaking to me.
彩虹 Dash: Release Soarin, 或者 else.
Kyle: 你 can't do anything. We're tougher than you, and-
彩虹 Dash: *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: OW! Okay, we surrender. Take Soarin!
彩虹 Dash: *Unties Soarin, and leaves with him as well as Pinkie Pie*
Karl: Discord will not be happy about this!
After Soarin was rescued, he went with 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie to Sugarcube Corner.
Soarin: Thank 你 for saving me.
彩虹 Dash: No problem. It's what I do best. They don't call me the element of loyalty for nothing.
Soarin: They should call 你 beautiful, because 你 are beautiful. No doubt about it.
彩虹 Dash: *Blushing* 你 really think I'm beautiful?
Soarin: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, what about me?
Soarin: What about you?
Pinkie Pie: If it weren't for me, Dashie wouldn't have saved you.
Soarin: I saw the entire thing. 你 didn't do anything to help her.
彩虹 Dash: Ah, it's okay. She's very helpful in most of the battles I get against Discord.
Pinkie Pie: Most of the battles? MOST?! What happened to all of them?
彩虹 Dash: Can 你 excuse me for a moment?
Soarin: Sure. *Goes outside*
彩虹 Dash: Pinkie, what is wrong with you? Why are 你 表演 like an attention... Forget it.
Pinkie Pie: What do 你 mean forget it?
彩虹 Dash: If you're gonna be jealous of Soarin, I'll fight Discord with him instead of you.
Pinkie Pie: *Banging on ground* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! We work together! It says so in the opening credits!
彩虹 Dash: Yeah, well not anymore. *Leaves Sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: WHYY?! To think that this would happen to me, of all ponies.
Meanwhile, at Discord's base of operations.
Discord: *Looking at 彩虹 Dash, and Soarin through perescope* Well then. It seems that Pinkie Pie has been replaced 由 somepony else.
Screwball: Who is 彩虹 Dash working with now?
Discord: It appears to be. *Sees Soarin* WHAT?! I thought Karl, and Kyle kidnapped Soarin, and burned him with fire! How is he still alive? *Hits button* Karl, Kyle, get over here now!
Karl & Kyle: *Arrive* What do 你 want sir?
Discord: Soarin has not been set on fire, and killed. Why is that?
Karl: It's funny 你 should mention that. We were going to kill him, but...
Kyle: 彩虹 Dash defeated us, and rescured Soarin.
Discord: Well, this is unnacceptable! Kidnap him again, and make sure he gets set on fire, and killed!
Karl: Okay.
彩虹 Dash, and Soarin were at Dash's cloudhouse. They were looking around the house, when they realized it was going towards the ground.
Soarin: *Looks down* Unicorns!
彩虹 Dash: *Sees Karl, and Kyle* What do they want?
Karl: *Uses magic to put Soarin in a bag*
彩虹 Dash: Leave him alone! *Punches Karl*
Karl: One 冲床 ain't going to work this time.
Kyle: *Hits 彩虹 Dash in the head with metal pipe*
彩虹 Dash: *Knocked out*
Soarin: Help!!
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: *Hears cry for help* That sounds like Soarin again. Why should I help him after he took Dashie away from me? Wait a minute, Dashie! She's with Soarin. I have to make sure she's okay! *Runs to where she heard the shout for help*
彩虹 Dash: *Waking up* What happened? *Feels head* Ow.. So much pain.
Pinkie Pie: Dashie, are 你 okay?
彩虹 Dash: I think so. Kyle hit my head with a metal pipe, and I blacked out. They took Soarin.
Pinkie Pie: Well, let's get him.
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: Ah, excellent. 你 captured Soarin. Now, *Starts 火, 消防 in the middle of the floor* It's nothing personal wonderbolt. It's just business.
Karl: *Gets Soarin tied to a long metal stick*
Kyle: *Puts metal stick over fire* Roasting a wonderbolt again.
Karl: This time, we'll really roast him.
彩虹 Dash: *Barges in room* Not on my watch!
Discord: 你 know what to do.
Pinkie Pie: Fight time! *Playing 60's 蝙蝠侠 音乐 on radio*
Karl: *Grabs chair*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks chair from Kark*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Screwball*
BIFF!
Kyle: *Kicks Pinkie Pie onto ground*
OUCH!
彩虹 Dash: *Grabs metal rod* 嘿 Kyle, let's see how 你 like getting hit with a metal rod! *Hits Kyle's head with a metal rod*
REVENGE!
Pinkie Pie: *Gets back up, and punches Kyle*
随意 WORDS APPEARING FROM NOWHERE!
彩虹 Dash: Keep fighting them, I'm gonna save Soarin.
Discord: Oh no 你 don't. *Pushes 彩虹 Dash away from Soarin*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks Discord*
Discord: *Falls while accidentally setting Soarin free*
Soarin: Yes! *Flies away*
彩虹 Dash: Your plan failed Discord.
Karl, Kyle, and Screwball: We surrender!
Discord: Don't surrender.
Pinkie Pie: *Pointing party 大炮, 加农炮 at Discord's sidekicks*
Discord: On 秒 thought, surrender.
彩虹 Dash: Now, why were 你 trying to kill Soarin?
Discord: Because he's a wonderbolt, and I know how much 你 like The Wonderbolts.
彩虹 Dash: Well that's not nice. What have I ever done to you?
Discord: Besides being cooler, and beating me in every battle we have?
彩虹 Dash: Yeah!
Discord: Ummm. I don't know. It's just that you're 冷却器 than me, and 你 always beat me in every battle we have.
彩虹 Dash: And let's keep it that way. *Knocks out Discord* Come on Pinkie Pie.
Both ponies got out of Discord's base of operations with their heads held high.
Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry for being jealous about Soarin. He was giving 你 all of those compliments, and he didn't say anything nice about me.
彩虹 Dash: It's okay Pinkie. If that ever happens again, I'll make sure 你 get some of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: SOME of the credit?
彩虹 Dash: Well it's better than none of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, you're right.
The End
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 彩虹 Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 7
Pinkie Gets Jealous
So it's a nice 日 in all of Equestria. Soarin was flying toward the ground, and landed at Sweet 苹果 Acres. He was looking 前锋, 期待 to having one of Applejack's famous 苹果 pies. But all of a sudden, somepony hit the back of his head with a frying pan.
A few 分钟 later, 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie were walking 由 Sweet 苹果 Acres. Then, they heard somepony shouting for help.
彩虹 Dash: Do 你 hear that?
Pinkie Pie: Hmmm. Let me take a 分钟 to hear the sound that 你 are talking about. *Grabs binoculars, and looks around*
彩虹 Dash: Pinkie, that doesn't help 你 hear, that helps 你 see. *Takes binoculars away*
Pinkie Pie: What?! I can't hear you!!
彩虹 Dash: Okay, never mind. *Gives binoculars back to Pinkie Pie*
????: HELP!!
彩虹 Dash: I heard it again. It sounds like it's coming from... *Pointing at Sweet 苹果 Acres* There! *Flies to S.A.A*
Pinkie Pie: *Following*
Karl: *Making fire* We'll have a roasted wonderbolt for dessert.
Soarin: I don't wanna be roasted! I don't even like smores!
Kyle: Neither do we, but we're roasting 你 over this 火, 消防 anyway.
彩虹 Dash: *Arrives* Not on my watch!
Karl: You're not even wearing a watch.
彩虹 Dash: *Looks at watch drawn on her front leg* Yes I am. I had this thing ever since the episode Party Of One.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, leave the fourth 墙 breaking to me.
彩虹 Dash: Release Soarin, 或者 else.
Kyle: 你 can't do anything. We're tougher than you, and-
彩虹 Dash: *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: OW! Okay, we surrender. Take Soarin!
彩虹 Dash: *Unties Soarin, and leaves with him as well as Pinkie Pie*
Karl: Discord will not be happy about this!
After Soarin was rescued, he went with 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie to Sugarcube Corner.
Soarin: Thank 你 for saving me.
彩虹 Dash: No problem. It's what I do best. They don't call me the element of loyalty for nothing.
Soarin: They should call 你 beautiful, because 你 are beautiful. No doubt about it.
彩虹 Dash: *Blushing* 你 really think I'm beautiful?
Soarin: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, what about me?
Soarin: What about you?
Pinkie Pie: If it weren't for me, Dashie wouldn't have saved you.
Soarin: I saw the entire thing. 你 didn't do anything to help her.
彩虹 Dash: Ah, it's okay. She's very helpful in most of the battles I get against Discord.
Pinkie Pie: Most of the battles? MOST?! What happened to all of them?
彩虹 Dash: Can 你 excuse me for a moment?
Soarin: Sure. *Goes outside*
彩虹 Dash: Pinkie, what is wrong with you? Why are 你 表演 like an attention... Forget it.
Pinkie Pie: What do 你 mean forget it?
彩虹 Dash: If you're gonna be jealous of Soarin, I'll fight Discord with him instead of you.
Pinkie Pie: *Banging on ground* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! We work together! It says so in the opening credits!
彩虹 Dash: Yeah, well not anymore. *Leaves Sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: WHYY?! To think that this would happen to me, of all ponies.
Meanwhile, at Discord's base of operations.
Discord: *Looking at 彩虹 Dash, and Soarin through perescope* Well then. It seems that Pinkie Pie has been replaced 由 somepony else.
Screwball: Who is 彩虹 Dash working with now?
Discord: It appears to be. *Sees Soarin* WHAT?! I thought Karl, and Kyle kidnapped Soarin, and burned him with fire! How is he still alive? *Hits button* Karl, Kyle, get over here now!
Karl & Kyle: *Arrive* What do 你 want sir?
Discord: Soarin has not been set on fire, and killed. Why is that?
Karl: It's funny 你 should mention that. We were going to kill him, but...
Kyle: 彩虹 Dash defeated us, and rescured Soarin.
Discord: Well, this is unnacceptable! Kidnap him again, and make sure he gets set on fire, and killed!
Karl: Okay.
彩虹 Dash, and Soarin were at Dash's cloudhouse. They were looking around the house, when they realized it was going towards the ground.
Soarin: *Looks down* Unicorns!
彩虹 Dash: *Sees Karl, and Kyle* What do they want?
Karl: *Uses magic to put Soarin in a bag*
彩虹 Dash: Leave him alone! *Punches Karl*
Karl: One 冲床 ain't going to work this time.
Kyle: *Hits 彩虹 Dash in the head with metal pipe*
彩虹 Dash: *Knocked out*
Soarin: Help!!
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: *Hears cry for help* That sounds like Soarin again. Why should I help him after he took Dashie away from me? Wait a minute, Dashie! She's with Soarin. I have to make sure she's okay! *Runs to where she heard the shout for help*
彩虹 Dash: *Waking up* What happened? *Feels head* Ow.. So much pain.
Pinkie Pie: Dashie, are 你 okay?
彩虹 Dash: I think so. Kyle hit my head with a metal pipe, and I blacked out. They took Soarin.
Pinkie Pie: Well, let's get him.
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: Ah, excellent. 你 captured Soarin. Now, *Starts 火, 消防 in the middle of the floor* It's nothing personal wonderbolt. It's just business.
Karl: *Gets Soarin tied to a long metal stick*
Kyle: *Puts metal stick over fire* Roasting a wonderbolt again.
Karl: This time, we'll really roast him.
彩虹 Dash: *Barges in room* Not on my watch!
Discord: 你 know what to do.
Pinkie Pie: Fight time! *Playing 60's 蝙蝠侠 音乐 on radio*
Karl: *Grabs chair*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks chair from Kark*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Screwball*
BIFF!
Kyle: *Kicks Pinkie Pie onto ground*
OUCH!
彩虹 Dash: *Grabs metal rod* 嘿 Kyle, let's see how 你 like getting hit with a metal rod! *Hits Kyle's head with a metal rod*
REVENGE!
Pinkie Pie: *Gets back up, and punches Kyle*
随意 WORDS APPEARING FROM NOWHERE!
彩虹 Dash: Keep fighting them, I'm gonna save Soarin.
Discord: Oh no 你 don't. *Pushes 彩虹 Dash away from Soarin*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks Discord*
Discord: *Falls while accidentally setting Soarin free*
Soarin: Yes! *Flies away*
彩虹 Dash: Your plan failed Discord.
Karl, Kyle, and Screwball: We surrender!
Discord: Don't surrender.
Pinkie Pie: *Pointing party 大炮, 加农炮 at Discord's sidekicks*
Discord: On 秒 thought, surrender.
彩虹 Dash: Now, why were 你 trying to kill Soarin?
Discord: Because he's a wonderbolt, and I know how much 你 like The Wonderbolts.
彩虹 Dash: Well that's not nice. What have I ever done to you?
Discord: Besides being cooler, and beating me in every battle we have?
彩虹 Dash: Yeah!
Discord: Ummm. I don't know. It's just that you're 冷却器 than me, and 你 always beat me in every battle we have.
彩虹 Dash: And let's keep it that way. *Knocks out Discord* Come on Pinkie Pie.
Both ponies got out of Discord's base of operations with their heads held high.
Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry for being jealous about Soarin. He was giving 你 all of those compliments, and he didn't say anything nice about me.
彩虹 Dash: It's okay Pinkie. If that ever happens again, I'll make sure 你 get some of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: SOME of the credit?
彩虹 Dash: Well it's better than none of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, you're right.
The End
