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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis continued 写作 his letter to another 小马 named Clint Eastwood.

你 would be great 老友记 with Stylo. He was once a worker on the Southern Pacific Railway, before coming to 加入 the Union Pacific. He's a very nice pony, and is also good at his job. I remember Hawkeye telling me about how he managed to get a heavy freight over Sherman Hill, which is much harder then it sounds. He had three diesels pulling the train, and was low on sand.

Stylo: Orion, we're low on sand.
Orion: Oh, don't worry, I know.
Stylo: 你 knew this entire time, and 你 didn't even tell me?!
Orion: Yeah. I used most of the sand to make a sand castle.
Stylo: ..Where exactly did 你 make this sand castle?

In Pete's office.

Pete: *Looking at desk* I'll never understand how Orion keeps doing all these crazy things.

Back to the freight train.

Stylo: Oh. I see. Well, that's okay. There's some sand over there. Take over, and keep this thing going at five miles an hour. Do not go faster then that.
Orion: 你 got it.
Stylo: *Jumps out of train, and picks up sand* Now, I got to get this into the sander, and we should have enough, just in case we get wheel spin. *Flies towards 最佳, 返回页首 of engine* Where is that sander?
Orion: Everything okay up there?
Stylo: Yeah, just looking for the sander. Get her up to 10.
Orion: I got it. *Driving train at 10 miles an hour*
Stylo: *Finds sander* There it is. *Puts sand in sander* How is everything?
Orion: No wheelslip so far.
Stylo: Good, let's keep it that way. *Gets back in cab*

You're probably wondering why Orion took out the sand from that engine. Well, I'll be 更多 than happy to tell you. 你 see, most of his jobs kept getting switched around, too early in his opinion. So, he tries to get fired, because he thinks that if he quits, the government will kill him.

Orion: *Sees Percy, and Jeff fixing track 由 the station* Can I ask 你 two something?
Percy: Sure.
Jeff: Go ahead.
Orion: Can I get fired for damaging the track?
Jeff: 由 accident, 或者 on purpose?
Orion: On purpose.
Jeff: Wait here, and let me talk to Percy. *Walks with Percy from Orion, and whispers* I think Orion has finally 迷失 it.
Percy: I know. He wants to get fired so badly, that he'll endanger everypony's lives.
Jeff: Let's tell him a lie.
Percy: With pleasure. *Walks back to Orion with Jeff*
Orion: Well?
Percy: 你 can't get fired for damaging the track on purpose.
Orion: Aw man. Well, I'm gonna do it anyway. *Takes hammer*
Jeff: Oh no.
Orion: *Taking spikes out of tracks*
Percy: Stop him!
Jeff: What can we do?
Orion: *Taking 更多 spikes out of the rails*
Pete: *On loudspeaker* Attention, everypony. The 下一个 passenger train will be stppping here in 30 seconds, and is heading Eastbound for Council Bluffs Iowa.
Orion: Perfect timing.

I think 你 know what happened after that. The train crashed, but Orion didn't get fired surprisingly. Pete tries his best to change Orion's mind on getting fired, and will help that crazy bastard do anything.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 James
James
I'll try to make this like one of those 电影院 created in the thirties. There will be no swearing, but some violence will be in here.

Seanthehedgehog Presents

A fanfiction taking place during the late 1800's

Strike

In Pittsburgh, lots of ponies working in the steel mills did not like working conditions, and often went on strike. This story takes place during the Homestead Strike of 1892.

One of the workers James, did not want anything to do with the strike, but two weeks before it began, some of his 老友记 decided to make him change his mind.

James: *Working*
Larry: *talking with Jack*
James: *sees...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes 你 is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the 秒 world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans.
Sean: Hm, I wonder why he chose italians.

During part...
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posted by thetankmoment
 Honeybloom
Honeybloom
Honeybloom was heading over to Blue Auraglow's house. "Hey Blue AuraGlow wanna-" Honeybloom stopped herself. Blue Auraglow was hypnotized-and Honeybloom noticed. She tried to calm her down, but she got bucked. Honeybloom saw Fluttershy in the corner. She was worried about the situation, and she seemed to know EXACTLY what was going on. "It's 皇后乐队 Hypnoset, the ruler of Hypnotism." Honeybloom understood. She knew that Hypnoset was the ONLY 小马 who could cause such destruction. But there was no WAY she was doing it alone. That's when Cinderstride crashed into Honeybloom as Creamy Cakes ran right past her. "Enough!" Honeybloom shouted loud enough to make Fluttershy cower. Honeybloom set up a team (Consisting of Coffee Cream, Cinderstride, Creamy Cakes, Fluttershy, and herself) to stop 皇后乐队 Hypnoset. "Come on everypony!" Called Honeybloom. The fate of Equestria lies in our hooves!"
 Coffee Cream
Coffee Cream
 CinderStride
CinderStride
 Fluttershy is scared
Fluttershy is scared
 Blue Auraglow is hypnotized
Blue Auraglow is hypnotized
 Creamy Cakes
Creamy Cakes
posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Gordon heard what Pete said, he went to work right away. His job was very easy, pushing freight cars very slowly in a train yard.

Worker: *Uncoupling freight cars*
Gordon: *Going slowly*
Red Rose: *sees chemical car* Oh jeez. Everytime a chemical car is in this yard, things always go wrong.
Worker: *Sees Chemical car* I'm going to put the brakes on this thing before uncoupling it. *sets brakes on*
Gordon: *Notices something* Why are we going slower? *Pushes lever to go faster*
Worker: *Falls off chemical car*
Red Rose: Gordon, slow down!
Gordon: Shut the fuck up, 你 worthless prick.
Worker:...
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posted by JimmytheDragon
“Mush! Mush!”

“Will 你 cut that out?!”

Off to the west, amongst towering thunderheads and unsettled rainclouds, Wild 火, 消防 and her passenger touch down. Much to Stylo’s relief, this ride was much 更多 enjoyable than the last one.

He hopped off Wild Fire’s back and took a look around. They weren’t alone – many other pegasi darted this way and that, clearing away the stormy vapor. He spied colts and mares of all different 颜色 – there was an 橙子, 橙色 one, and a 粉, 粉色 one, and a gray one, and… a 彩虹 one.

“Oh hey, there’s Rainbow,” Wild 火, 消防 commented, waving to her captain....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Coffee Creme kept arguing about who was to blame for breaking the heater.

Gordon: 你 broke it 你 piece of hell! How am I supposed to stay warm while it's freezing?
Coffee Creme: Uh? 你 could go excercize?
Gordon: NO!
Coffee Creme: Ok...
Hawkeye: Hey, I have an idea. Let's not argue, and head to the 厨房 to get some beans.
Gordon: No, I don't like beans. 你 two go in, I'll stay here.
Hawkeye: Ok, but 你 won't get warm over there. *Enters kitchen*
Coffee Creme: *Follows* Are we allowed here?
Hawkeye: Yeah, this place is closed, and we're workers on this line. Now let's find some...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is the 16th Con Mane story. I know I 说 I wouldn't do these anymore, but how could I stop making these? It all began in San Franciscolt.

Con: *riding taxi*
Taxi: *Stops at drug store* That'll be three dollars.
Con: *Pays taxi driver* Thanks. *walks out of taxi* *enters drugstore*
Cashier: Are 你 0007?
Con: Yes.
Cashier: P is waiting for 你 in the back parking lot.
Con: Thanks. *Walks away*
P: *Waiting 由 car*
Con: *Arrives* Hello sir.
P: Hi Con.
Con: What did 你 want to 显示 me?
P: I've got a video sent to me from M.I.6. They're saying that a 小马 in Scotland is trying to create a zombie...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When I got 首页 that afternoon, I went straight to my room with Leo.

Rafe: Let's see here, I've got 105,000 points.
Leo: And three lives left. That thing 你 did in English was pretty awesome if I say so myself.
Carl: WHAT ARE 你 DOING?!!!?

For a moment, I thought he was shouting at us, but he was mad at Georgia for switching the channel on the T.V.

Georgia: Nothing. I just wanted to-
Carl: I'm watching that! Don't change the channel.
Georgia: But 你 were sleeping!
Carl: No buts! 你 can watch the game with me, 或者 get lost. Which one is it?
Georgia: *goes to her room*
Rafe: I hate when she yells...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously in Octavia Unchained, the KKK were complaining about what they wore, but now....

Octavia: *putting away cello*
Dexter: *looking out window* Octavia? We got company!
Octavia: *goes 下一个 to Dexter* Oh great. The bloody KKK. *grabs gun*
KKK Ponies: *riding towards house*
Dexter: They're on humans too!
Octavia: Not all of them *shoots pony*
KKK 小马 5: Our leader is dead!
Dexter: *kills KKK 小马 5*
KKK 小马 2: I still can't fucking see!!
KKK 小马 1: RAID!! WE JUST WENT OVER THIS, AND IT'S A RAID!!!
Octavia: *kills 更多 KKK Ponies*
KKK 小马 2: Are we the only one's left?
KKK 小马 1: I don't know!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After getting the Cello, 《嗜血法医》 gave Octavia some time to play it.

Octavia: *playing Octavia's Overture*
Dexter: *sits 由 Octavia* Have 你 played before?
Octavia: Yes, but not in a long time.
Dexter: 你 sound wonderful.
Octavia: Thank you.
Dexter: Please, continue playing.

While Octavia was playing her music, a group of ponies in the KKK were making a plan to attack. They were riding humans, and were all armed with guns.

KKK leader: Alright, see that house?
KKK ponies: Yeah.
KKK Leader: That's where Octavia Melody is. We need to get in there, and kill her! Now, put your masks on, and let's...
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