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Yes.. I know the idea of doing this has been already been done 由 Windwakerguy. That. I just can't believe are even popular..


CHEERLIEE'S GARDEN:
Well.. First of all. Cheerlee. What.. What is your thought progress. The children annoy you. There's a simple act of 'quitting'. 你 should try it more.. Not. Go into a murderious rampage. After coming up with the fucked up conclusion that the kids are like fuckin 'weeds'..
And anouther thing. It's such a Saw rip off.. I mean. I LIKE Saw. There good 电影院 (well. At least the first is). And I don't need someone having nothing better to do, but give a rip off of it. Cheeliee should may as well wear a 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 and say "game over" before each kill.


SWEET 苹果 MASSICURE part 2:
Yeah.. There's a god damn sequal. Here's what happens.. Big Mac fucks AppleJack. And than leaves here brain dead.
While the ending says Rarity killed herself over sweetie belle. Causing Spike himself. And Twilight only cares about Spike's death because she can't do laundry. Not because she actually cares about him.


SPIKE'S SPIKE:
I never ACTUALLY read it. But 阅读 the ending and seeing Spike literary fall in 爱情 with his own reflection. I heard 'enough'.


MUFFINS:
What is that!? It's literary just 纸杯蛋糕 being rewritten, but with Deroy. Same plot. Same theme. Same 彩虹 Dash. Same EVERYTHING! What's the point of making it!?


RARITY'S DRESS:
I'm not exactly a 'Rarity fan'. And was fully aware how evil she was gonna turn up. So wasn't surprised 由 anything they made her do (though, banging Spike was rather unnecessary). But still.. Too much of a 纸杯蛋糕 rip off.


FLIM AND FLAM 迷失 EPISODE:
I hate the type of story were nothing about it even makes since. Like THE BIRDS (1969), when we never understand WHY it happened. It has me angry, that I'll never know. Stupid really. But it's how I feel.


TRIXIE'S FUNHOUSE:
I won't go into details about this one. WindWakerguy 说 it all, lol.. But. Sex.. Why do all these stories have to involve sex. If you've been on Fanfiction as long as I have. Your realize a 'theme'. A very unpleasant theme. That there's never a story NOT involving it.
The reason I even know what clopping IS.
is because of my mistake of 阅读 one..
I mean.
what?
Do these people watch porn all day, and take fuckin notes on what to use in fanfic stories, based on family themed, stuff.
As for Trixie's prefermance.
Well. It's a 都市传说 what did people expect.
But I. Unlike most people. Kinda like her character. She reminds me of someone I once knew. Kinda pretty but ruins it 由 being a arrogant prick. Hahaha!.. But, the kid 'grew' on us. So. What can I say..


Well.. That's all I got.
Tell me if there's any worst stories that 你 read.
added by LavenderLily
Source: to their rightful owners
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Guess what I'm starting this part with? A song!!

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Nearly everypony in 万圣节前夕 Town saw the light in Jack's house, but they couldn't find Jack, and started singing

Something's up with Jack
Something's up with Jack
Don't know if we're ever going to get him back
He's all alone in there locked away inside

Never 说 a word
Hope he hasn't died
Something's up with Jack
Something's up with Jack

Inside Jack's house, he was also singing

Christmas time is buzzing in my skull
Will it let me be, I cannot tell
There are so many things I cannot grasp
When I think I got it, and then at last through my bony hooves...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once Sergi got to Canterlot, he was thinking on whether to sell his car 或者 not.

At the hotel

Apyr: If we sell that car, then how will we compete in the other three races?
Sergi: We get a new one.
Apyr: I'm afraid we can't *grabs rule book* It says that when a racer enters a tournament with a car, he must stick with that car unless it gets wrecked in a race.
Sergi: The only way our car gets wrecked is if Braeburn does something to it.
Apyr: That won't be good. Why do 你 want to sell that car?
Sergi: The cops keep chasing us. 由 now, they're probably on their way to find the car, and tow it away....
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posted by Dragon4322
 "still standing on the beach.."
"still standing on the beach.."
I started to growl at my sister, i guess i wasn't in the right mood because of what she 说 to me. I then buried my face in the sand trying to forget about it. general Chrysalis looked at what i was doing and 说 ,"Scootaloo....over here now" i walked up to my best friend and she asked ,"Do 你 think that was mature?" I frowned and 说 ,"No general" the she told me ,"Go back to our camp site and when 你 can act your age 你 will apologize to 彩虹 Dash for 表演 childishly in front her" I then cried and ran to my tent. I stayed in there crying and pulled a blanket over my head, The darkness...
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 Mike the pegasus
Mike the pegasus
彩虹 Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

Rainbow Dash: I called 你 all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
Rainbow Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, 或者 others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
Rainbow Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my 老友记 being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
Rainbow Dash: Your group counts, because 枪 kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's...
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Chapter 2: Where are we?

Spike awoke first to find him and his 老友记 in a forest, the others were still sleeping. Spike nudged Twilight. “wake up Twi, I think 你 did the wrong spell.”

Twilight shrugged him away and opened her eyes, she was shocked at her surroundings. “wake up the others......” Twilight told him.

Spike woke up the other five, they looked just as shocked as Twilight had.

“congratulations Twilight, your spell teleported us into the middle of the everfree forest!” 彩虹 dash said.

“this ain't no Everfree Rainbow, it's brighter than it and smells 更多 lively.” Applejack...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Back at the train station, Pete was waiting to go to a meeting.

Pete: *Checking clock*
Percy: *stops inspection car on platform* Pete, we have something important to tell you!
Pete: Alright, but get that car out of the way. A train could be coming here soon.
Percy: *Moving inspection car out of way*
Pete: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Percy & Jeff: *Walk onto station platform*
Pete: What is it?
Percy: We were fixing track on Sherman Hill, like 你 told us to do, but some ponies in the mafia came, and attacked us.
Pete: That can't be good. We need to fix that track right away. If we don't...
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added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
added by karinabrony
added by karinabrony
added by Dudespie
Source: Me, sketch club
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by ThatMarySue
The speakers across the weather factory crackled to life,

Speakers: Miss Heart, please 报道 to the 彩虹 sector. Thankyou.

Rainbow 心 blushed as the ponies around stared at her. It was the first time the weather factory bosses ever wanted her, so she assumed she was going to be fired.

Her forest green eyes were fixated on the 云, 云计算 floor as she stumbled towards the 彩虹 sector, outside was a serious business-pony tapping her hoof on the ground. 彩虹 心 flicked her blue mane into place and flew over.

Rainbow Heart: H-h-hello Miss-
Cream: Mrs Cream.

Cream squinted at 彩虹 Heart,...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: Pokemon, MLP
added by Seanthehedgehog
If 你 prefer the original version from Journey, it's here as well.
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小马宝莉
3 seperate stories.. All Simpsons skits...


STORY ONE:

Master Sword Dinky, and Derpy are employed as caretakers at a mansion. However the caretaker cuts the cable 电视 wire and confiscates the beer, thinking this will ensure hard work from the family. While there the groundskeeper discovers that Dinky has power to read thoughts and says that if his Sword goes 更多 insane than usual, that she should should use this to summon him. Dinky is confused about this, but the groundskeeper doesn't add anything more.

Sword goes to turn on the TV but finds static.

Sword: (calmly) Hmm, cables out.. Maybe...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: 脸谱