My name is Bartholomew Perfect The 55th. I was born in London, 1902. I lived there for nearly my entire life, but in 1951, I moved to Cheyenne Wyoming, which is in The United States of Equestria.
I worked on the Union Pacific as a conductor until June 1953, and I moved into Manehattan to work on the Neigh York Central.
Episode 1
Old Is New
June 20, 1953
Bartholomew is narrating.
The fabulous 50's. I'll never forget that decade, and it was a good thing I moved into Equestria. It had 更多 to offer then any England, and France combined.
I was being interviewed for my new job in a section of Grand Central Station.
Assistant: The CEO will see 你 now.
Bartholomew: Excellent. *Goes into office*
CEO: Hi.
Bartholomew: Hello.
CEO: Tell me about yourself.
Bartholomew: My name is Bartholomew Perfect the 55th, and I'm from 伦敦 U.K.
CEO: Yeah, I could tell 由 your accent. *Looking at papers* It says here that 你 used to be a conductor for the Union Pacific between 1951, and a few days ago.
Bartholomew: That's correct. I would like to be a conductor for the railroad here.
CEO: I'm sorry, but we don't have enough room for another conductor. However, we can have 你 as an engineer.
Bartholomew: An engineer? With all due respect, I don't know anything about driving a train.
CEO: It's alright. Lady will teach 你 once we get 你 into Harmon.
Bartholomew: Harmon?
CEO: Yes. 你 will drive trains from Manehattan, as far north as Albany. We have many fine passenger trains for a 小马 like yourself to drive, such as the Twentieth Century Limited, the Lake 支撑, 海岸 Limited, the Empire State Express, and 你 could also drive a few commuter trains between Harmon, and here.
Bartholomew: Sure. I could get used to that.
Well, my first day, and already I've gone from Conductor to engineer. I didn't know how to drive a train, but I was going to get lessons. Now the 下一个 问题 on my mind was, who is Lady? I soon found out once I got to Harmon.
Bartholomew: *Waiting on platform*
Black Mare: *Walks up* Hello, I'm Lady.
Bartholomew: Nice to meet you. Bartholomew Perfect the 55th.
Lady: 你 had a lot of Bartholomew's in your family, didn't you?
Bartholomew: Correct.
Lady: Alright, now I'll 显示 你 how to drive a steam locomotive. On our way back, we'll learn how to drive a diesel.
Bartholomew: Sounds pretty simple.(I'm not going to do good, I just know it.)
2 B continued
I worked on the Union Pacific as a conductor until June 1953, and I moved into Manehattan to work on the Neigh York Central.
Episode 1
Old Is New
June 20, 1953
Bartholomew is narrating.
The fabulous 50's. I'll never forget that decade, and it was a good thing I moved into Equestria. It had 更多 to offer then any England, and France combined.
I was being interviewed for my new job in a section of Grand Central Station.
Assistant: The CEO will see 你 now.
Bartholomew: Excellent. *Goes into office*
CEO: Hi.
Bartholomew: Hello.
CEO: Tell me about yourself.
Bartholomew: My name is Bartholomew Perfect the 55th, and I'm from 伦敦 U.K.
CEO: Yeah, I could tell 由 your accent. *Looking at papers* It says here that 你 used to be a conductor for the Union Pacific between 1951, and a few days ago.
Bartholomew: That's correct. I would like to be a conductor for the railroad here.
CEO: I'm sorry, but we don't have enough room for another conductor. However, we can have 你 as an engineer.
Bartholomew: An engineer? With all due respect, I don't know anything about driving a train.
CEO: It's alright. Lady will teach 你 once we get 你 into Harmon.
Bartholomew: Harmon?
CEO: Yes. 你 will drive trains from Manehattan, as far north as Albany. We have many fine passenger trains for a 小马 like yourself to drive, such as the Twentieth Century Limited, the Lake 支撑, 海岸 Limited, the Empire State Express, and 你 could also drive a few commuter trains between Harmon, and here.
Bartholomew: Sure. I could get used to that.
Well, my first day, and already I've gone from Conductor to engineer. I didn't know how to drive a train, but I was going to get lessons. Now the 下一个 问题 on my mind was, who is Lady? I soon found out once I got to Harmon.
Bartholomew: *Waiting on platform*
Black Mare: *Walks up* Hello, I'm Lady.
Bartholomew: Nice to meet you. Bartholomew Perfect the 55th.
Lady: 你 had a lot of Bartholomew's in your family, didn't you?
Bartholomew: Correct.
Lady: Alright, now I'll 显示 你 how to drive a steam locomotive. On our way back, we'll learn how to drive a diesel.
Bartholomew: Sounds pretty simple.(I'm not going to do good, I just know it.)
2 B continued
The black mare is Lady. The pony next to her is not important.
Blazin' is happy with his day, until he notices that a drawing of a pony he mysteriously finds on the ground doesn't go into making an actual character.
one of the most infamous and hated episodes of the show.... and for good reason, too.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, 你 could 删除 the episode from the 总体, 整体 canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing 更多 than a waste of time and space.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, 你 could 删除 the episode from the 总体, 整体 canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing 更多 than a waste of time and space.
THE 下一个 DAY:
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so 你 can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse 你 can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and 你 two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so 你 can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse 你 can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and 你 two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
