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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon was doing well with driving the train.

Franklin: We'll be going up a 爬坡道, 小山 soon.
Gordon: Oh please. This engine is powerful, it should get the entire train up 由 itself.
Franklin: But it doesn't. We tried having an empty freight like ours go up that 爬坡道, 小山 once, but it still needed help. Coal is a very heavy thing to pull.
Gordon: I know. 你 should see the trains we have to deal with, some of them are so heavy, that we need two challengers to pull them.
Franklin: Double heading of very large locomotives just seems so interesting.
Gordon: I know. *Sees hill* Is this the 爬坡道, 小山 你 were talking about?
Franklin: Yeah.
Gordon: So we just stop, and let another engine get on the back to push?
Franklin: Yeah.
Gordon: Well, not this time. *Driving faster*
Franklin: Gordon? What are 你 doing?!
Gordon: Creating history. *Going up hill*
Frankin: I can't believe this.
Gordon: Believe it. I am getting this train up the 爬坡道, 小山 without another engine pushing from behind. *Gets to 最佳, 返回页首 of hill* And no wheel slip too.
Franklin: That was impressive. For a 小马 that doesn't like steam trains, 你 know a lot about them.
Gordon: I have to, otherwise I wouldn't be able to drive one.
Franklin: 你 know, Stephenson won't let 你 leave until 你 lose your dislike for steam trains.
Gordon: Well, I have an idea. Get somepony to take my place over here.
Franklin: *Sees station* I see a good spot.
Gordon: Good. *stops train*
Worker: What's going on?
Gordon: You're taking my spot. Get in there *Jumps out of engine*
Worker: Alright. *Gets in engine*
Gordon: *Goes to phone*
Worker: *Drives away*
Gordon: *Calling Boss Stephenson*
Boss Stephenson: *Hears phone ringing* Hello?
Gordon: It's Gordon. I learned my lesson, and I'm leaving your railroad.
Boss Stephenson: Where are 你 calling from?
Gordon: I'm in Roanoke right now.
Boss Stephenson: 你 finish your job, and I'll let 你 go back to Cheyenne.
Gordon: Yeah.. About that, the train is gone.
Boss Stephenson: What are 你 talking about?
Gordon: Somepony else took my place, and drove the train away.
Boss Stephenson: 你 should have made that call after 你 finished your job.
Gordon: I'm sorry, 你 never told me that.
Boss Stephenson: I knew 你 were fat, but I didn't know 你 were dumb.
Gordon: Judging me again, that's really great.
Boss Stephenson: Stay there, I'm coming to get you. *Hangs up*
Gordon: I can't let him get me. I have to get out of here somehow.

A passenger train arrives.

Conductor: All aboard for Norfoal!
Ponies: *Getting on train*
Gordon: Ah, what the heck? *Gets on train*

Meanwhile in Norfoal

Boss Stephenson: How do I get to Roanoke's train station from here?
Worker: 你 just stay on the main highway, and turn on exit 6.
Boss Stephenson: Thank you. *Flying above highway*
Worker: He just doesn't like to drive.

Back at Roanoke

Gordon: *Sitting in passenger car*
Conductor: All aboard!
Engineer: *Blows whistle twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal from red to green*
Engineer: *Drives train*
Gordon: *Sitting comfortably in chair*
Conductor: Ticket?
Passenger pony: *Gives Conductor ticket*
Conductor: *Checks ticket* Here 你 go. *returns ticket*
Passenger pony: Thank you.
Gordon: Oh no, I didn't buy a ticket.
Boss Stephenson: *Sees Gordon in train, then flies after it*
Conductor: Ticket please?
Gordon: *Carrying two hundred dollars* How about this instead?
Conductor: *Takes money, then grabs Gordon*
Gordon: What are 你 doing?
Conductor: No ticket, no ride. *Takes Gordon towards door*
Boss Stephenson: *Flying 由 door*
Gordon: 你 can't do this.
Conductor: Whatever 你 say. *Opens door, and kicks Gordon off train*
Boss Stephenson: *Sees Gordon on ground* Well, well well. 你 thought 你 could trick me, but it didn't work.
Gordon: (Wait a minute. Teleportation) Yep. 你 really outsmart me.
Boss Stephenson: Now you're going to do another job for me.
Gordon: *Charging horn*
Boss Stephenson: *Stands back* What, 你 gonna shoot me?
Gordon: *Teleports to Cheyenne*
Boss Stephenson: Great. He's gone.

In Cheyenne

Jeff: Oh, hello Gordon. Have 你 had a good time on the N&W?
Gordon: *Being sarcastic* Oh yeah, a swell time. One day, we have to go there together.
Jeff: *Walks away*
Pete: Well, I'm glad to see you're back. Boss Stephenson didn't tell me about 你 returning.
Gordon: He forgot.
Pete: Really?
Gordon: Yes, he really forgot!
Pete: Okay. I believe you.
Gordon: Good.
Pete: Oh, and one 更多 thing, make sure 你 call me before leaving without permission.

The End

On The 下一个 Episode of Ponies On The Rails

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