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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon continued driving past red signals. He got past the last one, and they started climbing Sherman Hill.

Wilson: No 更多 signals. We're gonna make it.
Gordon: Yes we are. Let's just get some 更多 speed. *Pushes throttle*
Wilson: I thought we were doing fine.
Gordon: Nah, we must go as fast as possible. Keep the equipment, and the snow moving.
Wilson: I don't think they meant it like this.
Gordon: Bullshit.
Wilson: *Looking out window* Uhm, Gordon. Have 你 looked out the window at all yet?
Gordon: Why, what's happening- *Drives into snowdrift*
Wilson: That explains why all the signals we passed were red.
Gordon: *Tries to drive backwards* Come on, don't be stuck!
Wilson: Gordon. I'm sorry to tell 你 this, but we're stuck.
Gordon: Aw man. *Hits head on chair* Hold up, I just got an idea. *Going outside*
Wilson: Where are 你 going?
Gordon: Outside. I'm gonna try to use my magic to get rid of all that snow.
Wilson: Okay. *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: *Using magic*

Gordon concentrated hard, but instead of getting rid of the snow, he got rid of the engine they were using.

Wilson: *Lands in snow* Great work.
Gordon: Well, this could be worse.
Wilson: Oh yeah, this could be worse. How could anything be worse than this?!

Another train passed them, and pushed snow into them.

Wilson: *Coughing* Just what I wanted.
Gordon: Well, at least we can talk.
Wilson: About what?
Gordon: What did 你 do in Korea?
Wilson: Killed ponies. Now it's time for 你 to shut up, and leave me alone. 你 说 things would get worse, and they did. Now things can't get anymore bad, can they?

Their train rolled downhill.

Gordon: Our conductor must have put off the brakes.
Wilson: Oh my god. What was he thinking?!
Gordon: I don't know.

Meanwhile, in Cheyenne.

Pete: *Making hot chocolate*
Orion: *Walks in office* Remember how I 说 I wouldn't try to get fired on purpose?
Pete: *Nods head*
Orion: I lied about that.
Pete: Why am I not surprised? What did 你 do this time?
Orion: I made a huge pile of snow on the tracks. It could derail any train coming towards it.
Pete: Not really, but whatever.

The runaway train then arrived, and derailed once it hit the snow.

Pete: I stand corrected.
Orion: *Runs outside*
Conductor: Gordon, and Wilson got stuck in the snow.
Pete: Oh great.
Orion: How did this train come rolling down the hill?
Conductor: I saw that no smoke was coming from their engine, and I thought they were getting ready to move, so I turned off the brakes, but they broke, and I couldn't put them back on.
Pete: So you're saying they uncoupled their locomotive from the train?
Conductor: That could be a possibility. We need to go help them.
Pete: Alright. Let's get a switcher, and a coach ready for them.
Conductor: Yes sir.

East of Cheyenne

Hawkeye: Well, we cleared all the snow off the line.
Stylo: Good. *Hears phone ringing*
Hawkeye: I got it. *Answers phone* Hello?
Pete: Pierce, it's Pete. We need your help at Sherman Hill. Gordon got stuck.
Hawkeye: Great. We'll be there soon. *Hangs up* Guess what?
Stylo: What?
Hawkeye: Gordon got his train stuck in the snow!
Stylo: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing*

Back at Sherman Hill

Pete: *Stops train near Gordon* Where's your engine?
Gordon: It's gone.
Pete: What do 你 mean?
Gordon: I accidentally made it disappear with magic.
Pete: What?!
Wilson: He wanted to get rid of the snow with magic, but accidentally got rid of the engine instead.
Pete: Get in 你 two.
Gordon, and Wilson: *Gets in passenger car*
Pete: *Drives train back to Cheyenne*

At the station, Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting.

Hawkeye: *Sees Gordon* So, what happened with 你 getting stuck in the snow?
Gordon: Fuck you.
Stylo: I thought it wouldn't happen to you.
Gordon: Go kill yourself.
Hawkeye: Are 你 going to stay embarrased for long?
Gordon: 你 know what? If I could 冲床 你 in the face, I would, but I can't because I would be fired. So instead, I'm going to-
Stylo: *Flying to roof of station*
Gordon: What's he doing?
Stylo: *Pushes snow from ceiling onto Gordon*

The End

On The 下一个 Episode of Ponies On The Rails

Gordon gets sent to work on the Norfoal & Western
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.
They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.
Larry, and Adrenaline walked out of the Don's house, and then they found a Beetle.

Adrenaline: That was quick. Lets go and get it.
Larry: *Walks toward it* It's so easy to find one of these cars, because it's very common. *Gets in the driver's seat*
Adrenaline: *Gets in the passenger seat*
Larry: *Starts the car, and drives* Let me know if 你 see an auto 商店 anywhere.
Adrenaline: Sure thing.
Larry: *Passes a green light shortly before it turns yellow. He turns on the radio*
Announcer: Today, when it comes to automobiles, everypony knows the facts. Equestrian cars are very reliable, but use too...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train stops at the station in Kaanapali.

Larry: *Gets off, holding the suit cases with him*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Finds a telephone booth at the station* Make the call, I'm going to get us a ride. *Walks to a blue Belleville in the parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Dials his bosses number*
Larry: *Picks the lock on the door on the left side*
Adrenaline: Hey, boss. We took care of those guys. Yeah, we got the evidence. Alright then. See 你 later.
Don Castalini: 你 didn't even let me say a damn word! Whatever, at least 你 got the job done.
Adrenaline: Yeah. It was pretty easy.
Don Castalini: Wonderful....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Long time 以前 when Equestria wasn't connected yet there was one 小马 that survived and was 给 a knight name even if was only an waiter in inn that was plotting on killing the princess. The story of creation of honorable name."

The first Shadowknight
Episode 1
"Freed 由 child."

Streets of Canterlot.
Dark age of Medieval.

Shadowknight - *sigh* why I'm the one that have to carry carrots...
Pony - The prices went up again...
Pony 2 - yeah no joke, we can't live with that.
Pony - Shut up 你 don't even work, 你 feed of your parents.
Shadowknight - Hm... I wonder if my father have problems with me like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry: *Driving his car with Adrenaline* Now we gotta kill ten ponies in the Mondoro mafia.
Adrenaline: Where can we find them? The pub?
Larry: Nah, no one goes there unless they're Irish. There's one hotel I know where they got lots of ponies in that mafia.
Adrenaline: Then we'd better go.

They got to the hotel.

Larry: This is it.
Adrenaline: *Looks around the lobby, as they enter the hotel*
Larry: Upstairs is where they are. We'll use the elevator.
Adrenaline: Got it. *Gets in elevator*
Larry: *Enters elevator, and hits the button for the third floor* Sometimes they got illegal gambling going on,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry, and Adrenaline went to the Don's house in less than ten minutes. They made it on time.

Larry: *Sitting on a 长椅, 沙发 下一个 to Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: *Sitting in a chair* Gentlecolts. As 你 know, there are four mafias on the island of Maui. There's us, the Castalini mafia, then there's the Scaletta mafia, along with the Mondoro mafia, and the Meladori mafia.
Adrenaline: *Nods along with mentioning of the names*
Don Castalini: We checked that pony's wallet, and 偷了 $85 from him. He was a capo in the Mondoro mafia, Aldo Gerardo. To get revenge for what he did to Adrenaline's new girlfriend,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:56 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete had the others meet him in his office. He told them about his idea.

Pete: Now, I understand that the work is getting harder, but I do believe I came up with a solution that will help 你 take your mind off of it. Games.
Mirage: Games sir?
Dan: 你 mean like hockey?
Pete: Not exactly. We will have three games, involving two teams. Everything will be set up 由 tomorrow.
Dan: So I guess you're not going to tell us about the games we are playing.
Pete: You'll see what they are tomorrow. Now get back to work....
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LATER:

Everyone is seen eating lunch. Pinkie and Saten are seen at the same table, Saten eating burger, Pinkie eating a sandwich/

Saten: Can 你 get the pepper, please?

Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.

Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!

Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.

Saten: Fine sweetie. 你 have my undivided attention.

Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining 说 I still can't tell anyone the surprise.

Saten: (sarcastically) No way!

Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over...
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Sean led his group to an airport, owned 由 Eggman.

Sean: Now Tails, 你 说 that Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht has a landing pad for helicopters, right?
Tails: That's right.
Sean: Okay, so what I'm thinking about right now, is that we take one of their helicopters, and fly to the yacht.
Wind: That's kinda dangerous. What if they spot us?
Sean: If they spot us flying one of their helicopters, there's no doubt they will stop at nothing to kill us, you're right about that. So we gotta get in there quietly. Knuckles, Dash, Charmy, and Tails, 你 four are capable of flying on your own, so...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim was in the briefing room with the rest of his 老友记 when Captain Jefferson started talking.

Captain Jefferson: Twilight Sparkle has some business to take care of here, but unfortunately, someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town. Toby and Red spotted the suspect while out on patrol earlier.
Tim: Did the 小马 that tried to kill Twilight escape?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. He used magic to get out of his car. Now visiting us is Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna. They have something to tell us.
Celestia: *Walks in the room with Luna*
Ponies: *Clapping*
Celestia: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:39 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was at his house with Metal Gloss. Metal Gloss was in the 淋浴 while Hawkeye opened his letter.

Hawkeye: *Reading the letter* Dear Pierce, I hope 你 like the sports car I gave 你 thirteen years 以前 as a present for becoming an engineer. I have another one like that coming to your house from Florida. My factory is running well, but I am not. As I write this, I have only 20 hours to live, so I decided to give 你 something special before I pass away. Along with this letter, 你 will find two thousand...
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Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and 苹果白兰地 arrived.

Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked 由 airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do 你 two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are 彩虹 Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and...
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Saten ends up having a slightly bigger role than originally planned.

Warning, this chapter is one of the most foul mouthed chapters of the series..

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Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!

Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?

Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?

Derpy: I don't know.. Each 年 你 wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.

Saten:...
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As tribute to having finished that 论坛 story.

Sword has a larger role in this one than Saten dose..
Sten only has one scene in this one...

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[shades closing]
[windows clattering]
Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do 你 think 你 could secure those windows?
[webs shooting]
[windows close]
Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?
[birds squawk]
Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.
Harry: [growls nicely]
Fluttershy:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th 日 of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a 涂层, 外套 hanger. He slowly walks...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce returned to his 表 from the bathroom when he noticed Bob was missing.

Pierce: Where did he go?
Waitress: *Arrives* Where did your friend go?
Pierce: That's what I'd like to find out! He must have left without me. *Sits down* I might as well finish this first, then find a way to catch up to him. *Drinks his milkshake, and takes a bite from his burger*

Meanwhile Karl was driving his car through a town called Tipton. He was on the same highway as Tom again, but this time he was behind him.

Karl: *Stops at a red light*
Pony 1: *Stops behind him, and revs his engine twice*
Pony 2: Easy....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Karl was driving his rental car in Bakersfield.

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also...
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LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would 你 help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Surely 你 must have 'other' X girlfriends. Yer kinda handsome.

Saten: Well.. There was that 'one' girl I tried asking out... But things didn't go well.

FLASHBACK:

Glaze: (in the middle of 唱歌 the 彩虹 factory 音乐 video).

Saten: (comes onto the set, forth 墙 styled) Excuse me, parden me.

Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?

Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told 你 not to bother me at work.

Saten: But...
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Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd 你 bring me to Cake N' 培根 for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, 由 all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me 更多 reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what 你 think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
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