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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After yet another mishap with freight cars carrying chemicals, Pete had a serious talk with Orion.

Pete: I know 你 want to get fired on purpose, but you've gone way too far with this!
Orion: So will I get fired now?
Pete: Fired?! I'm having 你 sent to jail! *Gets on phone*
Operator: Operator?
Pete: This is the Union Pacific train station. Get me the police.
Police Ponies: *Arrive*
Pete: What took 你 so long?
Police Sargent: Is this the 小马 that caused the explosion? *Points at Orion*
Pete: Yeah, that's him.
Orion: *Sees train about to pass station* You'll never catch me alive 你 motherfuckers. *Jumps on train*
Pete: Shit.
Orion: So long dumby, see 你 in St. Foaly!
Police Sargent: He's heading for St. Foalis.
Pete: No, that's east from here, that train is heading west.
Police Sargent: Good point.

Meanwhile at the train yard.

Bartholomew: *Sitting 由 signalbox*
Red Rose: Hey, is everything okay?
Bartholomew: Yes, it's fine. I was just thinking about leaving the railroad.
Red Rose: Everything is not okay then.
Bartholomew: Since when did 你 make the decision for me to stay?
Red Rose: Well, why would 你 want to leave?
Bartholomew: Orion.
Red Rose: Well I can understand that he's a pain in the ass, but everypony is dealing with him.
Bartholomew: And they're doing a good job at it too. I however, cannot deal with anypony like that. In England, if he lived there, her majesty's armed forces would have him in solitary confinement.
Red Rose: When are 你 leaving?
Bartholomew: In two days.

Fourty five 分钟 later, Bartholomew had to be a conductor for a passenger train heading east. This gave Red Rose a chance to speak with Pete.

Pete: *On phone* Michael, I'd like to help, but we can't lease 你 any locomotives.
Michael: Why not?
Pete: We already sent some locomotives to the Baltimare & Ohio.
Red Rose: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Hold up, I'll call 你 back. *Hangs up* Come in.
Red Rose: *Enters room* I need to talk to 你 about Bartholomew.
Pete: What's the matter?
Red Rose: Because of Orion, Bartholomew plans on leaving the railroad.
Pete: Well, I can understand that. Wait a minute... 你 just gave me an idea.
Red Rose: 你 did sir?
Pete: Yes. Orion think's I'll kill him if he decides to quit, but if he sees that Bartholomew quits without anything bad happening to him, then Orion won't go destroying things on purpose.
Red Rose: What do we do?
Pete: Well, he's on a passenger train heading for Chicagoat. That'll give us enough time to decorate the station for him. Then, we'll have a party for his departure from our line.
Red Rose: A brilliant idea.
Pete: 你 get decorations, and I'll tell everypony else.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Case 饼干 was driving his car on the highway. He was heading north for Sausalito to get an upgrade for his Flam Tornado when this occurred.

Fillydelphia Ponies: *In a black Pearla, a Capri and a red Amigo*
Fillydelphia 小马 75: Three years, and we're still after this son of a bitch.
Case Cracker: *Looks at the three cars behind him*
Fillydelphia 小马 53: He's looking at us.
Fillydelphia 小马 47: But he's not doing anything.
Fillydelphia 小马 53: Shoot him.
Fillydelphia 小马 47: *Leans out of the car with his assault 步枪 and fires six bullets*
Case Cracker: *Floors it*
Fillydelphia Ponies:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. 你 have to get to L.A, and 显示 everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...
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Twilight: 你 know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I 爱情 你 all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He 说 he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't 你 think 你 had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell 你 how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are 你 a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* 你 okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped 由 the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded 由 other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did 你 hear in the office when 你 tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
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Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but 你 changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, 你 caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, 你 know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time 你 even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got 你 that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? 你 seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the 小马 visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to 日期 her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be 老友记 with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* 你 tell her what 你 think is right....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, 你 already 说 that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three 分钟 later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their 下一个 assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* 你 cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger 说 he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He 说 你 were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with 你 now, but if 你 keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have 你 fired!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, 或者 chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson 摩托车 on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle 下一个 to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular 日 at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
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As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten 分钟 of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing 更多 tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: 你 wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask 你 a question. What do 你 know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are 你 asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the 纸杯蛋糕 factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another 小马 riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* 彩虹 Dash 说 there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious 日 for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little 小马 version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case 饼干 got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to 搜索 for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars 你 could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, when 彩虹 Dash, and her 老友记 found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond 狗 arrived, they 偷了 the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the 海滩 with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and 你 独角兽 can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever 偷了 our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what 你 wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, 或者 a horn....
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