On the way to St. Foalis, Hawkeye, and Stylo were thinking of a plan to get Gordon, and Coffee Creme to break up.
Stylo: I got it.
Hawkeye: What?
Stylo: When we return to Cheyenne, we'll hire a band to play music, have Gordon in there, and we get Snowflake to pretend to be dating Gordon.
Hawkeye: How are we getting Snowflake involved?
Stylo: Just leave it to me.
A couple of days later, Hawkeye, and Stylo returned to Cheyenne, after getting The City Of San Franciscolt to the station. After letting another crew take over, Stylo, and Hawkeye soon got to work.
Stylo: Alright. 你 get the band, and I'll talk to Snowflake.
Hawkeye: Right. *Runs off to find a band*
Stylo: *Goes into signalbox*
Snowflake: Stylo, how nice to see you.
Stylo: Hello Snowflake. I need your help with something.
Snowflake: I'd like to help, but I'm a little too busy at the moment. Unless Orion destroys something, 或者 the signal gets damaged, I have to work here.
Stylo: Aw, that's a shame.
Orion: *Destroys signal* This better get me fired!!
Pete: 你 can't get fired on purpose Orion, but I'll suspend 你 from work for a week.
Orion: Whatever. Close enough to being fired for me. *Runs away*
Stylo: Well, looks like Orion destroyed something. And that something, is the signal.
Snowflake: Alright, I'll help you. What do 你 need me to do?
Meanwhile, in the town of Cheyenne.
Band: *Playing this song: link *
Hawkeye: *Walks in, and hears music* Where is that coming from?
Bartender: That band right over there. *Points at band*
Hawkeye: That's it!
Band: *Stops playing*
Hawkeye: You're perfect for what I need!
Bartender: Hey, what do 你 think you're doing?
Hawkeye: On behalf of the Union Pacific Railroad, we'd like to borrow your band for the night.
Bartender: What do 你 this is, a library? 你 can't borrow my band.
Hawkeye: The Union Pacific will pay 你 $6,500 to let your band play for the night at the Cheyenne Train Station.
Bartender: 显示 me the dough.
Hawkeye: *Gives Bartender $6,500*
Bartender: Damn, 你 weren't kidding. Okay 你 guys, you're playing over at the Cheyenne Train Station. Get outta here.
Band: *Packing up*
Bartender: Have them back 由 tomorrow.
Hawkeye: Yes sir. Follow me everypony to the Train Station.
Band members: *Following Hawkeye to train station*
When they arrived, the station had six tables set up, and they looked like something 你 would find at a fancy restaurant.
Pete: This diner/station seems like a good idea.
Snowflake: Thank 你 sir, but don't give me all the credit. Most of this idea was from Stylo.
Pete: Well Stylo, thank you.
Stylo: *Smiles*
Hawkeye: Alright 你 guys, play your greatest song.
Band: *Plays song: link
When the song shows up on Youtube, set the speed to 0.5
Stylo: Alright, we got good music, a station/restaurant, and a mare willing to act like Gordon's special somepony, just to make it look like he's cheating on Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Yeah. The 音乐 is so good, it could be used as a theme song for a 电视 Show.
Stylo: I think so too, but in my opinion, it should be faster.
Hawkeye: What would the 显示 be called?
Stylo: Benny Hill.
Snowflake: *Walks in* I 爱情 what 你 did with the place.
Hawkeye: Thank you. Do 你 approve of our music?
Snowflake: Yeah.
Gordon: *walks in*
Snowflake: *Bumps into Gordon* Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
Gordon: Bullshit, 你 did that on purpose!
Hawkeye: *Hits Gordon* Be nice. We saw the whole thing, and it was an accident.
Gordon: Ugh, fine.
Snowflake: So, *Leaning on Gordon* What do 你 think of me now?
Gordon: Why are 你 leaning on me?
Snowflake: *Kissing Gordon*
Coffee Creme: *Walks in* GORDON!!
Gordon: Ah!
Coffee Creme: 你 leave him alone!
Snowflake: But he was asking me out.
Coffee Creme: No he wasn't. I overheard Pierce's plans to try, and get me to think he was cheating on me. Well it didn't work!
Hawkeye: How did she overhear us?
Coffee Creme: 你 talk loud. Come on Gordon. *Takes Gordon out of station*
Hawkeye: Well, now what?
Stylo: 音乐 is still playing.
The End
On The 下一个 Episode of Ponies On The Rails
Pete talks about one of his relatives who helped to build the Transcontinental Railway.
Stylo: I got it.
Hawkeye: What?
Stylo: When we return to Cheyenne, we'll hire a band to play music, have Gordon in there, and we get Snowflake to pretend to be dating Gordon.
Hawkeye: How are we getting Snowflake involved?
Stylo: Just leave it to me.
A couple of days later, Hawkeye, and Stylo returned to Cheyenne, after getting The City Of San Franciscolt to the station. After letting another crew take over, Stylo, and Hawkeye soon got to work.
Stylo: Alright. 你 get the band, and I'll talk to Snowflake.
Hawkeye: Right. *Runs off to find a band*
Stylo: *Goes into signalbox*
Snowflake: Stylo, how nice to see you.
Stylo: Hello Snowflake. I need your help with something.
Snowflake: I'd like to help, but I'm a little too busy at the moment. Unless Orion destroys something, 或者 the signal gets damaged, I have to work here.
Stylo: Aw, that's a shame.
Orion: *Destroys signal* This better get me fired!!
Pete: 你 can't get fired on purpose Orion, but I'll suspend 你 from work for a week.
Orion: Whatever. Close enough to being fired for me. *Runs away*
Stylo: Well, looks like Orion destroyed something. And that something, is the signal.
Snowflake: Alright, I'll help you. What do 你 need me to do?
Meanwhile, in the town of Cheyenne.
Band: *Playing this song: link *
Hawkeye: *Walks in, and hears music* Where is that coming from?
Bartender: That band right over there. *Points at band*
Hawkeye: That's it!
Band: *Stops playing*
Hawkeye: You're perfect for what I need!
Bartender: Hey, what do 你 think you're doing?
Hawkeye: On behalf of the Union Pacific Railroad, we'd like to borrow your band for the night.
Bartender: What do 你 this is, a library? 你 can't borrow my band.
Hawkeye: The Union Pacific will pay 你 $6,500 to let your band play for the night at the Cheyenne Train Station.
Bartender: 显示 me the dough.
Hawkeye: *Gives Bartender $6,500*
Bartender: Damn, 你 weren't kidding. Okay 你 guys, you're playing over at the Cheyenne Train Station. Get outta here.
Band: *Packing up*
Bartender: Have them back 由 tomorrow.
Hawkeye: Yes sir. Follow me everypony to the Train Station.
Band members: *Following Hawkeye to train station*
When they arrived, the station had six tables set up, and they looked like something 你 would find at a fancy restaurant.
Pete: This diner/station seems like a good idea.
Snowflake: Thank 你 sir, but don't give me all the credit. Most of this idea was from Stylo.
Pete: Well Stylo, thank you.
Stylo: *Smiles*
Hawkeye: Alright 你 guys, play your greatest song.
Band: *Plays song: link
When the song shows up on Youtube, set the speed to 0.5
Stylo: Alright, we got good music, a station/restaurant, and a mare willing to act like Gordon's special somepony, just to make it look like he's cheating on Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Yeah. The 音乐 is so good, it could be used as a theme song for a 电视 Show.
Stylo: I think so too, but in my opinion, it should be faster.
Hawkeye: What would the 显示 be called?
Stylo: Benny Hill.
Snowflake: *Walks in* I 爱情 what 你 did with the place.
Hawkeye: Thank you. Do 你 approve of our music?
Snowflake: Yeah.
Gordon: *walks in*
Snowflake: *Bumps into Gordon* Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
Gordon: Bullshit, 你 did that on purpose!
Hawkeye: *Hits Gordon* Be nice. We saw the whole thing, and it was an accident.
Gordon: Ugh, fine.
Snowflake: So, *Leaning on Gordon* What do 你 think of me now?
Gordon: Why are 你 leaning on me?
Snowflake: *Kissing Gordon*
Coffee Creme: *Walks in* GORDON!!
Gordon: Ah!
Coffee Creme: 你 leave him alone!
Snowflake: But he was asking me out.
Coffee Creme: No he wasn't. I overheard Pierce's plans to try, and get me to think he was cheating on me. Well it didn't work!
Hawkeye: How did she overhear us?
Coffee Creme: 你 talk loud. Come on Gordon. *Takes Gordon out of station*
Hawkeye: Well, now what?
Stylo: 音乐 is still playing.
The End
On The 下一个 Episode of Ponies On The Rails
Pete talks about one of his relatives who helped to build the Transcontinental Railway.
Ten Cents
Moneybit's disguise
Please read this: I am warning 你 of a 粉丝 fic that will make 你 not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet 苹果 massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death 阅读 cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff 你 must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget 阅读 :(
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.
It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven 由 two russian stallions.
Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot
This was playing on their radio: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
The Racer
Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays 星, 星级 on sign*
Police ponies:...
The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's 由 Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.
Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.
Pierce: Did Browning tell 你 what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just 说 he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Mare: *Pushing a shopping 大车, 购物车 through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have 你 ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well 你 better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do 你 know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.
Our main character for this story is a 小马, 柯尔特 named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.
Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down 街, 街道 passing a yellow house*
Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Song: link
This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.
Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.
A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy 显示 that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.
Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank 你 everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank 你 very much....
so here are a few theories i got for this show:
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult 小马 stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's 最佳, 返回页首 student, i always thought there was something 更多 to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're 更多 than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted 由 his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult 小马 stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's 最佳, 返回页首 student, i always thought there was something 更多 to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're 更多 than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted 由 his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
