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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con shot the explosives in a room near him, not to kill himself, but to blow a hole in the 墙 so that they could escape.

Con: *Jumps out building*
Lola: *Jumps out building* We never did get to find Yolo.
Con: *Looks out in desert* I think I see him. Stay here. *Goes back in building*

Twenty 分钟 later

Yolo: *Walking in desert*
Con: *driving car*
Yolo: *Stops walking*
Con: *Stops car 下一个 to Yolo* You're making a mistake with walking away.
Yolo: Go away. I don't have to put up with you.
Con: Do 你 want to survive, 或者 not?
Yolo: I'll take my chances.
Con: Get in the car.
Yolo: Ugh *gets in car*
Con: *Drives*
Yolo: Why would 你 want to save me?
Con: You're wanted alive.
Yolo: Oh. So, 你 actually care about your work now.
Con: 你 could say that, yeah. Alright, *stops car* This is where 你 get out.
Yolo: Get out?
Con: *Opens door, and pushes Yolo out*
Yolo: *Laying on ground*
Con: *Grabs something from the trunk*
Yolo: What are 你 going to do now?
Con: *Shows can* This, 你 may need. It's going to be a long walk to wherever you're going. You're out in the desert, so if 你 get thirsty, drink that motor oil.
Yolo: What?
Con: Otherwise, you'll die of dehydration.
Yolo: 你 bastard.
Con: *Gets in car, and drives away*

After leaving Yolo behind, Con and Lola went to a trainstation. There were a bunch of ponies at the station, but the only train there was a freight train.

Con: *Stops car*
Lola: Thank 你 Con. Thank 你 for everything.
Con: I'm just doing my job *Kisses Lola*
Lola: *Kisses back* I have to go now *Runs away*
Con: *Watching Lola*
Lola: *Talking to her dad*
Dad: *Looks at Con*
Con: *Smiles, then drives away*

Two days later, 奇瓦瓦, 奇瓦瓦州 Mexico. It's raining

Mexican General: *walking to hotel with girlfriend*
Girlfriend: *Next to General*
Mexican General: Watch this *teleports him, and girlfriend to room*
Girlfriend: Ooh. Excelente.
Con: *Arrives with gun* Sit down.
General, and girlfriend: *Sit down*
Con: Now, for you. *Points gun at girlfriend* I want to know who 你 are, and what you're doing with this stallion. You're Italian secret service, right?
Girlfriend: *Shocked*
Con: That's alright. I know 你 are. Your cover has been blown, and 你 need to leave now. As for 你 *Points gun at General* We want those plans for the new nuclear missiles 你 want to manufacture. Please give them to me.
Mexican General: *Grabs plans, and gives them to Con*
Con: *Leaves hotel room*
P: Did 你 get the plans?
Con: Yes, I did.
P: Good work. Bring them back here, then go to Mr. Foust. I want 你 back in service for the C.I.E.
Con: I never left.

The End

Created 由 Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333
posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked 由 those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but 嘿 I won't give 你 any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so 你 can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are 你 helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel 你 will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - 显示 yourself and stop using radio 你 are pissing me...
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added by windwakerguy430
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe 你 pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're 你 heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are 你 going!?

Master Sword: Didn't 你 hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the 说 bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one 更多 time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' 更多 to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be 更多 to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And 彩虹 Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...
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Source: deviantart, joyreactor
added by horsesmaybeidk
Source: caroo
#5: DAN: (anti hero).
Not much to say about him.

#4: JAPPLEACK: (anti hero).
Pony Mov 苹果白兰地 has her own temblr page.
The Begining uses the commen levels of dark humor.
But it becomes much 更多 serious after Appleblooms death Shed.Mov.
And AppleJack, when she winds up in prime ponyville.
She changes to being less and less villainous. And actually becomes a hero.

#3: TROLLESTIA: (villain)
I never read it actually. But I keep hearing about it, so I'm adding it..

#2: PINKAMENA: (villain)
The temblr page titled "question Pinkamena" tells the 日 to 日 activitys of Cupcake's Pinkamena.
Obviously, the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 嘿 everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: 你 know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: 你 were supposed to make them laugh 你 idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot?...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: me
 Sunny
Sunny
13 hours after the pimp was killed, Harry got to his apartment. A yellow alicorn was there waiting.

Yellow Alicorn: Hello.
Harry: Hello. What's your name?
Yellow Alicorn: Sunny. You're that cop that lives upstairs, right?
Harry: Yeah.
Yellow Alicorn: It's funny, I've only lived here for six months, and I've never seen 你 here before.
Harry: *Smiles* That is funny I suppose.
Yellow Alicorn: Just one question. What does it take to go to 床, 床上 with you?
Harry: Umm.... Try knocking on the door? *Walks to apartment room*

Shortly after arriving to his room, a knock could be heard from the door.

Harry:...
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Source: Fluttershy is the best 小马 ever!
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Source: hunbrony.blogspot.hu
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Source: me
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Source: 谷歌 X3
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: tumblr ~ ladypixelheart
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator