Sean The Hedgehog presents
Based off the roleplay 由 Applejackrocks1
Hedgehog In Ponyville, and the Grand Galloping Gala
Dedicated to Applejackrocks1
I miss her so much :(
It was one of those days in winter where all the water was freezing. I had to stop Discord from one of his crazy schemes.
Discord: *enters building*
Sean: *waits 由 door*
Discord: *pulls switch*
Sean: The building is going into the ground! *hops on roof*
I snuck into what seemed to be Discord's layer. It was underground.
Robotnik: Guten Tag Discord.
Discord: Dr! So good to see 你 again!! How is everything?
Robotnik: Wunderbar, but listen. I need to sneak my soldiers into Equestria, can 你 help me?
Discord: Yes I can. The ponies are preparing for something called the Grand Galloping Gala. That will be our perfect time to strike!
Robotnik: Very well
Sean: (What's the Grand Galloping Gala?)
Discord: How many units would 你 like to send above ground with me?
Robotnik: Twenty.
Discord: As 你 wish.
Twenty Nazi soldiers marched into the building Discord walked into, and soon we were going above ground.
Sean: I have to warn the ponies about this!
Discord: *opens door* Are 你 sure 你 don't want any hot 浓情巧克力 before 你 leave?
Sean: *hops off building*
Nazi: Nein. We have our orders to set up base 由 the train station.
Sean: 由 the train station?
Nazi: Was that a voice? *spots Sean*
Sean: *runs*
Discord: What are 你 waiting for?! GET HIM!!
Nazis: *fire guns*
Sean: *fires back*
Discord: Keep shooting! The ice is cracking!!
Sean: *kills two Nazis*
Nazi captain: Get him now!!
Sean: *runs across*
Nazis: *shoot ice*
Sean: *slips* Whoa!
Nazis: *shooting ice*
Sean: *shoots Nazi* They're so far I might hit the ice instead of them.
Nazi captain: Get me a sniper rifle.
Nazis: *give captain rifle*
Nazi captain: *looks through scope* He's gone.
I ran away. I knew someone had to be told this, and who else but the mane six? I went to Applejack's place.
Applejack: Howdy Sean, what's happening?
Sean: Discord has joined forces with Dr. Robotnik, and wants to destroy something called the Grand Galloping Gala.
Applejack: Oh no! We have to warn the others!
Sean: Let's go. We'll tell Twilight this.
Applejack: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*
Meanwhile at Twilight's
Twilight: Man, what 你 doin Spike?
Spike: I just got the mail.
Twilight: Anything important?
Spike: We have eight tickets for the gala.
Twilight: Ah perfect.
Sean: *enters house with Applejack*
Applejack: Twilight! We have something important to tell you!
Twilight: What is it?
Applejack: Discord, wants to destroy the gala!
Twilight: OH NO!!
Sean: What is the gala anyway?
Twilight: It's this dance. And speaking of the gala, Celestia sent us eight tickets. I guess it's for me, my friends, Spike, and you.
Sean: Does she send tickets to everypony for free?
Twilight: No, she's doing this for me cuz I'm her student I guess.
Applejack: You're a princess, that's why.
Twilight: Right, well let's just warn the others.
20 分钟 later, everypony was out in town hall.
Mayor Mare: Citizens of Ponyville, and Canterlot! We have to fight against Discord if we are to enjoy the gala. I ask that ponies under 15 years old do not fight in this.
Applebloom: Great.
Sweetie Belle: So much for getting a cutie mark on military stuff.
Scootaloo: It's not the military! It's the army!!
Mayor Mare: Who are you?
Sean: Sean the hedgehog, born on December 23, 1996.
Mayor Mare: Ok, you're in. Name?
彩虹 Dash: Come on Mayor, 你 know me!
Mayor Mare: Oh yes 彩虹 Dash, of course. And are the rest of your 老友记 going to be in this war?
彩虹 Dash: Yeah, it was Twilight's idea.
Mayor Mare: How is Twilight?
彩虹 Dash: She's doing great, in fact here she is.
Twilight: What's gucci mayor?
Mayor Mare: Gucci? Oh 你 mean what's good? I forgot 你 had the voice of a black man.
Twilight: Right.
Spike: If 你 do anything to Twilight..
Sean: After all we've been through, 你 still don't trust me?
Spike: Yes.
Sean: Well let me tell 你 something. Twilight is cool, and I would not do anything to hurt her.
Spike: She already has a boyfriend.
Sean: I'm dating 彩虹 Dash for crying out loud!
Twilight: Sean, let's go!
Sean: Alright, I have to go now. See you.
Rarity: So where did 你 say they were setting up base?
Sean: 由 the train station.
Fluttershy: That's right in front of us!
Nazis: *hear Fluttershy*
Sean: A little less loud 下一个 time? Thank you.
Nazis: *set up MG42*
Sean: Quick! Take cover, and get ready to attack!
Nazis: *shoot machine gun*
Ponies: *die*
Sean: *shoots machine gunner*
Nazi: *falls over wall*
Robotnik: Was ist das?!
Nazis: We're under attack 由 the ponies!
Robotnik: Is Sean The Hedgehog with them?
Nazis: *check* JA! He's there.
Robotnik: Scheiße!
Pinkie Pie: *shoots near Robotnik*
Robotnik: *dodges bullet* How many are out there?
Nazi: Umm, 27
Nazi machine gunner: *kills pony*
Nazi: 26 now.
Robotnik: Alright, we outnumber them for now. Keep the attack up.
Nazi: *throws grenade*
Sean: *shoots grenade*
Nazi: *dies*
Major Von Hapen: Send five soldiers to the station!
Leiutenant Werner: Yes sir!
Five Nazis came running towards us.
Twilight: Man, we got five of dem soldiers heading towards us!
Sean: *shoots two Nazis* Now there's only three.
Robotnik: Where is Discord?
Discord: *shows up out of nowhere* What can I do for 你 Robotnik?
Robotnik: Defeat everyone attacking us!! NOW!!
Discord: Yes sir. *charges toward Sean*
Sean: *shoots Discord*
Discord: *Falls on ground*
彩虹 Dash: *breaks Discord's neck*
Robotnik: Well, time to get out of here. We will go to Canterlot!
Nazis: Push them back! *charge*
Sean: *Grabs ground*
Nazis: Whoa!! *nearly fall over*
Sean: *throws part of ground toward Nazis*
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Pinkie Pie: I think we got them all.
Sean: Yup. Let's get the train, and go to Canterlot.
Robotnik: I can't believe this! *runs away*
Soon, a train arrived to get us into Canterlot
Sean: Alright, let's go *enters train*
Mane 6: *enters train*
Twilight: Man, what about Spike?
彩虹 Dash: What about him? He'll be fine.
Twilight: *sighs* Alright, but I'm not sure if I should leave him alone.
Spike: *stuck in house* Twilight's not here. I might as well make myself a milkshake. *looks for ice cream* Now where is that refrigerator?
While trying to open the door, Spike accidentally made the refrigerator fall over
Spike: Oh great! Now how am I going to get my ice cream? Hmmmm
由 Twilight's house
Robotnik: Alright General, do 你 remember what to do?
General Rosemeyer: Yes, I know. We stop the train they're on, and kill all the ponies on it.
Robotnik: Including Sean The Hedgehog.
General Rosemeyer: Ja. We will defeat him.
Robotnik: Good. Now hurry, before they get to Canterlot. The gala will start if they do make it.
General Rosemeyer: I will prevent it from starting sir.
Meanwhile at Twilight's house
Spike: *grabs hammer* Time to get my ice cream! *hits refrigerator*
The refrigerator then flew out of the door
Spike: Ugh! What do I do now?
Sapphire Shores: *driving new car* Is that a refrigerator in my way?
Spike: *hits refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: *stops* Whoa, hey! What's going on?
Spike: I tried opening this, but the door won't move.
Sapphire Shores: *sees lock* Hmm, have 你 noticed the lock on the door?
Spike: WHAT?! *hits refrigerator* Damn this stupid fucking refrigerator to hell! Damn the lock!!! Damn Twilight! And Damn the Ice Cream for being in there!!! *opens refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: That was..
Spike: I know. Violent
Sapphire Shores: SENSATIONAL!! Nice work getting the door open.
Spike: Thanks, but I have to make myself a milkshake *runs to house with ice cream*
Sapphire Shores: What about your fridge?
Spike: Keep it!
On the train however, things weren't going our way
Sean: Girls, do 你 hear an airplane?
Pinkie Pie: Was ist das? *looks out window*
Nazis: *flying airplanes*
Sean: Get down *grabs machine gun*
Nazis: Feind in Sicht ist, machen Sie sich bereit zu feuern
Sean: *fires machine gun*
Nazis: *dodge bullets* NOW!! *shoot windows*
Rarity: Oh jeez! That one peice of glass nearly hit me!
Sean: *shoots wing on airplane*
Nazi pilot 1: Ich gehe nach unten!
Nazi pilot 2: Ich werde mit 巢穴, den, 书房 Feinden umzugehen *gets to back of train*
Sean: He's turning around for another pass!
Still, could be worse
Spike: *sees ice cream* Great! How am I going to get it out of this box though? *sees chainsaw* Hmmmm
10 秒 later
Spike: *uses chainsaw* Here we go *gets ice cream all over house* Oh no!
he Nazi pilot was flying his airplane to the front of our train
Sean: He's going to bomb the tracks!! *goes to ladder*
彩虹 Dash: What are 你 doing?
Sean: Shooting that plane down before he destroys the rails! *climbs to roof*
Nazi pilot: *flying to the front of train*
Sean: *shoots airplane*
Nazi pilot: *turns around*
Sean: *stands still*
Nazi Pilot: Auf wiedershen hedgehog! *about to shoot guns*
Sean: *grabs airplane*
Nazi pilot: Was ist das?!
Sean: *throws airplane away*
Nazi pilot: NEIN!! *crashes*
Twilight: Man, is he ok?
Sean: No *climbs down* I'm better then that. I'm great!
Mane 6: Alright!! Excellent.
Sean: What's next?
Twilight: I guess we defend this train from Robotnik's army.
Sean: Good enough for me.
Meanwhile in ponyville
Nazis: *go to Twilight's house*
Discord: She has to be here somewhere!
Nazis: We're telling you, Twilight is going to Canterlot.
Discord: And I am telling you, you're wrong! *kicks door open*
Spike: AHH!
Discord: Take the dragon! We'll go to Canterlot with him.
Nazis: Come here boy.
Spike: ehh.... *burps fire*
Nazis: *on fire* ACh!! Help! *run out of house*
Discord: Retards. *kidnaps Spike*
Colonel Kramer: *driving truck* Let's go Discord!
Discord: *enters truck*
Colonel Kramer: What do 你 have in the bag?
Discord: A prisoner. We're taking him to Canterlot.
Colonel Kramer: What are we doing with him?
Discord: Ransom.
Back on the train
Twilight: *worried*
彩虹 Dash: What's wrong Twilight?
Twilight: Man, I'm still worried about Spike.
彩虹 Dash: Give it a rest. He's doing fine, and is probably enjoying a..
Spike: Milkshake, and then 你 guys come barging in to torturize me! Why am I in this bag?!
Discord: You're going to Canterlot.
While Spike was being kidnapped, and going to Canterlot the train was running low on fuel
Engineers: *refueling*
Applejack: Well, this will slow us down.
Sean: They're refueling quickly, I'm sure we'll get to Canterlot with no 更多 time to waste after this.
Nazis: *driving trucks*
Sean: *sees trucks* Enemy vehicles nine o' clock!
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein!
Sean: *shoots trucks*
Nazis: *stop trucks*
Sean: They're unloading the troops!
Nazis: *jump out of truck*
Engineers: We're all fueled up *drives train*
Sean: *waves good bye*
Nazi: Damnt! *goes back to truck*
Nazis: *get in trucks*
Rarity: They're following us!
Sean: Are they getting close?
Rarity: *shakes head yes*
Sean: *shoots tires*
Nazis: *spin out of control*
Fluttershy: They're going to crash into the train!
Sean: Not if I can help it *gives gun to 彩虹 Dash*
Fluttershy: What are 你 going to do?
Sean: Prevent them from derailing the train *jumps out*
Applejack: What?!
Twilight: *looks out window* He's alright!
Sean: *grabs trucks*
Nazis: Fick dich
Sean: *throws trucks*
And speaking of trucks
Discord: *driving truck*
Spike: *struggling to get free*
Colonel Kramer: He's trying to get out.
Discord: But he can't! Hahaha.
Colonel Kramer: *sees trucks flying towards them* Step on it!
Discord: Ok *goes faster*
The trucks landed on Discord's truck, and somehow, Spike escaped.
Discord: Ugh, gag!! Get him!!
Nazis: *show up out of nowhere* Surrender dragon!
Spike: *puts hands up*
Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.
General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*
30 秒 later
Fluttershy: Oh no! 更多 airplanes!!
彩虹 Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
彩虹 Dash: If 你 say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Airplanes: *pass*
Rarity: They're not shooting.
Sean: They don't have bombs either.
Nazi pilots: *drop grease on tracks*
Engineer: Shit! We have wheel spin *pours sand on tracks*
Sean: Stay here. I'll be back *goes to engine*
Nazis: *shoot at Sean*
彩虹 Dash: *shoot pilot* One down, two to go.
Four trucks then arrived
Applejack: Uhm, Rainbow?
彩虹 Dash: What is it?
Applejack: 更多 enemies.
彩虹 Dash: *shoots trucks*
Nazis: *shooting at Sean*
彩虹 Dash: What are they shooting at?
Sean: *running on 最佳, 返回页首 of train*
Nazis: *still shooting at Sean*
Sean: *shoots truck tire*
Engineer: What's happening?
Sean: I came to check on 你 guys. What did those airplanes do?
Engineer: They dropped grease on the rails.
Sean: How far is Canterlot?
Engineer: About nine minutes.
Sean: Keep it up. Make sure 你 only shovel in coal when 你 need it.
Engineer: I know what to do!
Sean: *runs back to mane 6*
Nazis: *shooting at engineer*
Sean: They dropped grease on the rails.
彩虹 Dash: Is that bad?
Sean: Yes, very. Our engine won't have much traction on the rails with slippery wheels.
彩虹 Dash: *eyes are wide open* I think we have something 更多 serious then traction to worry about.
Sean: Why? *sees tank* oh
Robotnik: *driving tank*
Sean: Of course, he's driving the tank. *jumps out of train*
Applejack: Where's he going?
Sean: *jumps on to tank*
Robotnik: Guten tag. *grabs gun*
Sean: Drop it *grabs gun*
Robotnik: *drops gun* Sure thing *hits Sean*
彩虹 Dash: *shooting at Robotnik*
Sean: *punches Robotnik*
Nazis: Sir! Need help?
Robotnik: Nein. *pushes Sean*
Sean: *goes toward ledge* Aah *falls off, then grabs ledge*
彩虹 Dash: *kills Nazis*
Applejack: Stop that! You'll kill him!
彩虹 Dash: I'm not aiming anywhere near him!
Applejack: The tracks are getting closer to that tank. I have a plan *grabs rope*
Robotnik: *sees tree* Hmm.
Sean: *Climbing up*
Robotnik: Damnit *goes away from tree*
Sean: *grabs tree*
彩虹 Dash: Looks like 你 don't need that rope.
Applejack: You, and Twilight should go help him.
Twilight: Man, we're on it!
Robotnik: *moves tank away from train*
Sean: *jumps off*
Robotnik: Was ist das?
Sean: *hits tank with tree*
Robotnik: *climbs out*
Sean: How did 你 survive that?
Robotnik: No clue, but since I nearly died. *grabs gun*
Sean: *swings tree*
Robotnik: *shoots Sean*
Twilight & 彩虹 Dash arrive
Twilight: Oh helll no!!
Robotnik: *shoots Twilight*
彩虹 Dash: *kicks Robotnik*
Sean: *barely standing*
Robotnik: *kills Sean*
彩虹 Dash: NO!!
Robotnik: Ja. *aims gun at 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *kicks Robotnik*
Robotnik: *shoots himself*
彩虹 Dash: How am I going to carry these two to the train?
As 彩虹 carried both me, and Twilight, Robotnik woke up. He decided to run away, and think of another plan.
Pinkie Pie: Where's Twilight?
Applejack: I see her! 彩虹 is carrying her with Sean.
彩虹 Dash: *enters train* Why did the train stop?
Applejack: We don't know.
彩虹 Dash: Ok, I'll deal with that. Rarity, do 你 know any ressurection spells?
Rarity: I'm afraid I don't darling.
彩虹 Dash: Shit. We have to get to Canterlot pronto! *flies to engine*
Nazis: *start to arrive*
彩虹 Dash: They killed the engineer, and took all the coal! *flies to back of train*
If 彩虹 Dash could go fast enough, she would be able to push the train all the way to Canterlot.
Applejack: What is she doing?
彩虹 Dash: *flying 400 miles an hour*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots Nazis* Don't worry about that. We have enemies coming toward us!
彩虹 Dash: *pushes train*
Fluttershy: She's pushing the train.
Pinkie Pie: The enemies must have killed the engineer, and stolen the fuel for our train.
Applejack: Well, let's hope they don't kill her!!
彩虹 Dash: *pushing train at 30 miles an hour*
Nazis: *shooting at Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *returns fire*
Major Von Hapen: Enough! Half of 你 shoot Pinkie, the others shoot 彩虹 Dash.
Nazis: *shoot at 彩虹 Dash*
Only one bullet hit the blue pegasus
彩虹 Dash: Ow!
Pinkie Pie: *shoots Nazis*
彩虹 Dash: *sees hill*
Applejack: Rainbow!! 你 gotta go faster!
彩虹 Dash: *pushing train* I think I can, I think I can.
Applejack: Keep it up.
Nazis: *still shooting at 彩虹 Dash*
Pinkie Pie: *blows up truck*
The explosion caused a chain reaction, and even destroyed the airplanes
彩虹 Dash: They're all dead! *gets train to top*
Fluttershy: It's over.
Applejack: Yah!
彩虹 Dash: We did it!
Applejack: No Rainbow. 你 did it. For a pegasus, 你 really know how to 移动 heavy stuff.
彩虹 Dash: *blushes*
Rarity: We're at Canterlot.
Celestia: *sees mane 6* Good work, all of you.
Rarity: Thank you.
Pinkie Pie: We need your help. Sean, and Twilight are dead.
Celestia: Oh no. Bring them out here, I'll bring them back to life.
I was brought out of the train with Twilight, and Celestia soon started casting her spell, but I would change after she did.
After being brought back to life, I soon stood up expecting enemies
Sean: BRING IT ON!!! oh wait, where are we?
Celestia: Canterlot
Sean: *sees castle* Oh yes, of course. *laughs* Sorry about that.
Twilight: Man, what's happening now?
Celestia: Now that 你 defeated Robotnik, it's time for the grand galloping gala!
Sean: *surrounded 由 light* Uh, girls?! What's happening?!?
Celestia: I think you're turning into a pony!
Sean: WHAT?! That can't be!
But it was true. I don't know how, but Celestia's spell not only brought me back to life, but turned me into a pony.
Sean: What happened?
Celestia: My spell must've turned 你 into a pony.
Sean: Do 你 know why?
Celestia: I guess it's because the spell came from a pony, me.
Sean: Will I be one forever?
Celestia: No. 你 should turn back to normal in 30 minutes. After that, the gala will begin.
彩虹 Dash: Hey, 你 look hotter then 你 did before.
Sean: Well, I guess that's true.
彩虹 Dash: And I know how to make those 30 分钟 last a long time.
Twilight: Man, these two are about to get it on!
Sean: Yes we are. Away from you.
The both of us left to be somewhere a little 更多 private. While that was going on, we go back to Robotnik. It seemed like he was defeated at first, but he still had a lot of soldiers.
Major Von Hapen: *walks towards Robotnik*
Robotnik: I thought 你 died in a explosion.
Major Von Hapen: No, I ran off. They nearly shot me, but I made it look like they killed me.
Robotnik: Excellent. I have something for you, and the rest of our army to do. In the meantime, I'm going to get reinforcements.
Major Von Hapen: Very well sir.
30 分钟 later, the gala began
Sean: *arrives in his normal form*
彩虹 Dash: What do 你 want to do first?
Sean: Dance.
彩虹 Dash: *dances with Sean*
Pinkie Pie: *eating cake* Was ist das?! *spits cake out* Who puts balogna, and 菠菜 in a cake?!
gala pony: I did. Do 你 have a problem with that?
Pinkie Pie: Cake is supposed to taste wunderbar! Not unwunderbar.
gala pony: I'm not german, but I'm sure that word does not exist.
Pinkie Pie: I'm german! That word does exist.
gala pony: Whatever *walks away*
We were all enjoying the gala when suddenly
Celestia: *hears airplanes* Where is that coming from?!
Pinkie Pie: *sees airplanes*
Nazis: *parachute from airplane*
Robotnik: *does the same*
彩虹 Dash: What is it Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Nazi soldiers!
Rarity: Again?! I thought they were dead!
Sean: Keep the others safe! Dash, come with me!
彩虹 Dash: *follows Sean*
Celestia: Twilight, 你 and the rest of your 老友记 should go too.
Twilight: Right. Come on girls!
rest of the mane 6: *follows Twilight*
Sean: *shooting Nazis*
Robotnik: *lands* Missed me?
Sean: Barely. I should've known 你 would come back.
Robotnik: *shoots Twilight*
Sean: *grabs Robotnik*
Robotnik: *punches Sean*
Sean: *jumps to 最佳, 返回页首 of castle*
Robotnik: Let me go!
Sean: Ok *throws Robotnik onto roof*
彩虹 Dash: *watching* I gotta help him!
Applejack: NO! *Grabs 彩虹 Dash* Stay outta this one.
Sean: *kicks Robotnik*
Robotnik: *pushes Sean*
Sean: *falls onto lower roof*
Robotnik: *jumps down*
Sean: *rolls toward window*
Robotnik: *kicks Sean through window*
Applejack: Oooh.
彩虹 Dash: Now will 你 let me help him?!
Applejack: Did 你 see what he did to Sean? I ain't letting 你 get hurt.
Robotnik: *chokes Sean*
Sean: *punches Robotnik*
Robotnik: Ah *falls on table* I killed you! How did 你 come back to life?! I fucking killed you!!
Sean: 你 wanna stop?
Robotnik: NO!!
Sean: *grabs Robotnik* Fine *throws Robotnik to airplane*
彩虹 Dash: Now he doens't need my help. Way to go 苹果 jack ass.
Robotnik: *grabs airplane* I'll get my revenge on 你 someday!!!
Fluttershy: What about these Nazis?
Nazis: *run away*
Sean: *grabs part of ground*
Rarity: Is he really?
Sean: *throws ground*
Twilight: He is.
Nazis: *die*
After the Nazis were defeated, Celestia walked over to us.
Celestia: 你 have saved us all.
Sean: I couldn't have done it without 彩虹 Dash.
彩虹 Dash: Ha! In your face Applejack!
Sean: And 苹果白兰地
Applejack: Ha! In your face 彩虹 Dash!
Sean: Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Sean: Fluttershy
Fluttershy: *squee*
Sean: Rarity
Rarity: Oh, so glad to help 你 darling.
Sean: And Tw-
Twilight: Man, 你 forgot to mention my name!
Sean: I was just about to.
Twilight: Bullshit.
Celestia: Twilight! Why are 你 表演 like this?
Twilight: I do a bunch of shit for all y'all, and no one eva thanks me.
Pinkie Pie: Well 你 did try to rob from us one time.
Twilight: That was a long fucking time ago!! Quit bringing dat up!! Fuck dis! *flies off*
Celestia: Twilight!! GET BACK HERE!!
Sean: Let her go. Tomorrow, she'll realize her mistake, and come back to us.
But I was wrong. Twilight flew to the Nazi base in Ponyville
Nazis: Intruder!!
Robotnik: She's not attacking! Hold your fire!!
Twilight: Are 你 Robotnik?
Robotnik: Yes.
Twilight: I need yo help man. Everypony here hates me, and I want to get revenge on dem.
Robotnik: Are 你 a woman?
Twilight: With a black man's voice, I know! My princess did dat to me, and she refuses to change dat spell.
Robotnik: So, why are 你 here?
Twilight: If killing these ponies, and that hedgehog is what it takes, I'm up for it. I want to 加入 yo' army.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. Attention all units! Twilight Sparkle is now a part of our army.
The End
Based off the roleplay 由 Applejackrocks1
Hedgehog In Ponyville, and the Grand Galloping Gala
Dedicated to Applejackrocks1
I miss her so much :(
It was one of those days in winter where all the water was freezing. I had to stop Discord from one of his crazy schemes.
Discord: *enters building*
Sean: *waits 由 door*
Discord: *pulls switch*
Sean: The building is going into the ground! *hops on roof*
I snuck into what seemed to be Discord's layer. It was underground.
Robotnik: Guten Tag Discord.
Discord: Dr! So good to see 你 again!! How is everything?
Robotnik: Wunderbar, but listen. I need to sneak my soldiers into Equestria, can 你 help me?
Discord: Yes I can. The ponies are preparing for something called the Grand Galloping Gala. That will be our perfect time to strike!
Robotnik: Very well
Sean: (What's the Grand Galloping Gala?)
Discord: How many units would 你 like to send above ground with me?
Robotnik: Twenty.
Discord: As 你 wish.
Twenty Nazi soldiers marched into the building Discord walked into, and soon we were going above ground.
Sean: I have to warn the ponies about this!
Discord: *opens door* Are 你 sure 你 don't want any hot 浓情巧克力 before 你 leave?
Sean: *hops off building*
Nazi: Nein. We have our orders to set up base 由 the train station.
Sean: 由 the train station?
Nazi: Was that a voice? *spots Sean*
Sean: *runs*
Discord: What are 你 waiting for?! GET HIM!!
Nazis: *fire guns*
Sean: *fires back*
Discord: Keep shooting! The ice is cracking!!
Sean: *kills two Nazis*
Nazi captain: Get him now!!
Sean: *runs across*
Nazis: *shoot ice*
Sean: *slips* Whoa!
Nazis: *shooting ice*
Sean: *shoots Nazi* They're so far I might hit the ice instead of them.
Nazi captain: Get me a sniper rifle.
Nazis: *give captain rifle*
Nazi captain: *looks through scope* He's gone.
I ran away. I knew someone had to be told this, and who else but the mane six? I went to Applejack's place.
Applejack: Howdy Sean, what's happening?
Sean: Discord has joined forces with Dr. Robotnik, and wants to destroy something called the Grand Galloping Gala.
Applejack: Oh no! We have to warn the others!
Sean: Let's go. We'll tell Twilight this.
Applejack: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*
Meanwhile at Twilight's
Twilight: Man, what 你 doin Spike?
Spike: I just got the mail.
Twilight: Anything important?
Spike: We have eight tickets for the gala.
Twilight: Ah perfect.
Sean: *enters house with Applejack*
Applejack: Twilight! We have something important to tell you!
Twilight: What is it?
Applejack: Discord, wants to destroy the gala!
Twilight: OH NO!!
Sean: What is the gala anyway?
Twilight: It's this dance. And speaking of the gala, Celestia sent us eight tickets. I guess it's for me, my friends, Spike, and you.
Sean: Does she send tickets to everypony for free?
Twilight: No, she's doing this for me cuz I'm her student I guess.
Applejack: You're a princess, that's why.
Twilight: Right, well let's just warn the others.
20 分钟 later, everypony was out in town hall.
Mayor Mare: Citizens of Ponyville, and Canterlot! We have to fight against Discord if we are to enjoy the gala. I ask that ponies under 15 years old do not fight in this.
Applebloom: Great.
Sweetie Belle: So much for getting a cutie mark on military stuff.
Scootaloo: It's not the military! It's the army!!
Mayor Mare: Who are you?
Sean: Sean the hedgehog, born on December 23, 1996.
Mayor Mare: Ok, you're in. Name?
彩虹 Dash: Come on Mayor, 你 know me!
Mayor Mare: Oh yes 彩虹 Dash, of course. And are the rest of your 老友记 going to be in this war?
彩虹 Dash: Yeah, it was Twilight's idea.
Mayor Mare: How is Twilight?
彩虹 Dash: She's doing great, in fact here she is.
Twilight: What's gucci mayor?
Mayor Mare: Gucci? Oh 你 mean what's good? I forgot 你 had the voice of a black man.
Twilight: Right.
Spike: If 你 do anything to Twilight..
Sean: After all we've been through, 你 still don't trust me?
Spike: Yes.
Sean: Well let me tell 你 something. Twilight is cool, and I would not do anything to hurt her.
Spike: She already has a boyfriend.
Sean: I'm dating 彩虹 Dash for crying out loud!
Twilight: Sean, let's go!
Sean: Alright, I have to go now. See you.
Rarity: So where did 你 say they were setting up base?
Sean: 由 the train station.
Fluttershy: That's right in front of us!
Nazis: *hear Fluttershy*
Sean: A little less loud 下一个 time? Thank you.
Nazis: *set up MG42*
Sean: Quick! Take cover, and get ready to attack!
Nazis: *shoot machine gun*
Ponies: *die*
Sean: *shoots machine gunner*
Nazi: *falls over wall*
Robotnik: Was ist das?!
Nazis: We're under attack 由 the ponies!
Robotnik: Is Sean The Hedgehog with them?
Nazis: *check* JA! He's there.
Robotnik: Scheiße!
Pinkie Pie: *shoots near Robotnik*
Robotnik: *dodges bullet* How many are out there?
Nazi: Umm, 27
Nazi machine gunner: *kills pony*
Nazi: 26 now.
Robotnik: Alright, we outnumber them for now. Keep the attack up.
Nazi: *throws grenade*
Sean: *shoots grenade*
Nazi: *dies*
Major Von Hapen: Send five soldiers to the station!
Leiutenant Werner: Yes sir!
Five Nazis came running towards us.
Twilight: Man, we got five of dem soldiers heading towards us!
Sean: *shoots two Nazis* Now there's only three.
Robotnik: Where is Discord?
Discord: *shows up out of nowhere* What can I do for 你 Robotnik?
Robotnik: Defeat everyone attacking us!! NOW!!
Discord: Yes sir. *charges toward Sean*
Sean: *shoots Discord*
Discord: *Falls on ground*
彩虹 Dash: *breaks Discord's neck*
Robotnik: Well, time to get out of here. We will go to Canterlot!
Nazis: Push them back! *charge*
Sean: *Grabs ground*
Nazis: Whoa!! *nearly fall over*
Sean: *throws part of ground toward Nazis*
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Pinkie Pie: I think we got them all.
Sean: Yup. Let's get the train, and go to Canterlot.
Robotnik: I can't believe this! *runs away*
Soon, a train arrived to get us into Canterlot
Sean: Alright, let's go *enters train*
Mane 6: *enters train*
Twilight: Man, what about Spike?
彩虹 Dash: What about him? He'll be fine.
Twilight: *sighs* Alright, but I'm not sure if I should leave him alone.
Spike: *stuck in house* Twilight's not here. I might as well make myself a milkshake. *looks for ice cream* Now where is that refrigerator?
While trying to open the door, Spike accidentally made the refrigerator fall over
Spike: Oh great! Now how am I going to get my ice cream? Hmmmm
由 Twilight's house
Robotnik: Alright General, do 你 remember what to do?
General Rosemeyer: Yes, I know. We stop the train they're on, and kill all the ponies on it.
Robotnik: Including Sean The Hedgehog.
General Rosemeyer: Ja. We will defeat him.
Robotnik: Good. Now hurry, before they get to Canterlot. The gala will start if they do make it.
General Rosemeyer: I will prevent it from starting sir.
Meanwhile at Twilight's house
Spike: *grabs hammer* Time to get my ice cream! *hits refrigerator*
The refrigerator then flew out of the door
Spike: Ugh! What do I do now?
Sapphire Shores: *driving new car* Is that a refrigerator in my way?
Spike: *hits refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: *stops* Whoa, hey! What's going on?
Spike: I tried opening this, but the door won't move.
Sapphire Shores: *sees lock* Hmm, have 你 noticed the lock on the door?
Spike: WHAT?! *hits refrigerator* Damn this stupid fucking refrigerator to hell! Damn the lock!!! Damn Twilight! And Damn the Ice Cream for being in there!!! *opens refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: That was..
Spike: I know. Violent
Sapphire Shores: SENSATIONAL!! Nice work getting the door open.
Spike: Thanks, but I have to make myself a milkshake *runs to house with ice cream*
Sapphire Shores: What about your fridge?
Spike: Keep it!
On the train however, things weren't going our way
Sean: Girls, do 你 hear an airplane?
Pinkie Pie: Was ist das? *looks out window*
Nazis: *flying airplanes*
Sean: Get down *grabs machine gun*
Nazis: Feind in Sicht ist, machen Sie sich bereit zu feuern
Sean: *fires machine gun*
Nazis: *dodge bullets* NOW!! *shoot windows*
Rarity: Oh jeez! That one peice of glass nearly hit me!
Sean: *shoots wing on airplane*
Nazi pilot 1: Ich gehe nach unten!
Nazi pilot 2: Ich werde mit 巢穴, den, 书房 Feinden umzugehen *gets to back of train*
Sean: He's turning around for another pass!
Still, could be worse
Spike: *sees ice cream* Great! How am I going to get it out of this box though? *sees chainsaw* Hmmmm
10 秒 later
Spike: *uses chainsaw* Here we go *gets ice cream all over house* Oh no!
he Nazi pilot was flying his airplane to the front of our train
Sean: He's going to bomb the tracks!! *goes to ladder*
彩虹 Dash: What are 你 doing?
Sean: Shooting that plane down before he destroys the rails! *climbs to roof*
Nazi pilot: *flying to the front of train*
Sean: *shoots airplane*
Nazi pilot: *turns around*
Sean: *stands still*
Nazi Pilot: Auf wiedershen hedgehog! *about to shoot guns*
Sean: *grabs airplane*
Nazi pilot: Was ist das?!
Sean: *throws airplane away*
Nazi pilot: NEIN!! *crashes*
Twilight: Man, is he ok?
Sean: No *climbs down* I'm better then that. I'm great!
Mane 6: Alright!! Excellent.
Sean: What's next?
Twilight: I guess we defend this train from Robotnik's army.
Sean: Good enough for me.
Meanwhile in ponyville
Nazis: *go to Twilight's house*
Discord: She has to be here somewhere!
Nazis: We're telling you, Twilight is going to Canterlot.
Discord: And I am telling you, you're wrong! *kicks door open*
Spike: AHH!
Discord: Take the dragon! We'll go to Canterlot with him.
Nazis: Come here boy.
Spike: ehh.... *burps fire*
Nazis: *on fire* ACh!! Help! *run out of house*
Discord: Retards. *kidnaps Spike*
Colonel Kramer: *driving truck* Let's go Discord!
Discord: *enters truck*
Colonel Kramer: What do 你 have in the bag?
Discord: A prisoner. We're taking him to Canterlot.
Colonel Kramer: What are we doing with him?
Discord: Ransom.
Back on the train
Twilight: *worried*
彩虹 Dash: What's wrong Twilight?
Twilight: Man, I'm still worried about Spike.
彩虹 Dash: Give it a rest. He's doing fine, and is probably enjoying a..
Spike: Milkshake, and then 你 guys come barging in to torturize me! Why am I in this bag?!
Discord: You're going to Canterlot.
While Spike was being kidnapped, and going to Canterlot the train was running low on fuel
Engineers: *refueling*
Applejack: Well, this will slow us down.
Sean: They're refueling quickly, I'm sure we'll get to Canterlot with no 更多 time to waste after this.
Nazis: *driving trucks*
Sean: *sees trucks* Enemy vehicles nine o' clock!
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein!
Sean: *shoots trucks*
Nazis: *stop trucks*
Sean: They're unloading the troops!
Nazis: *jump out of truck*
Engineers: We're all fueled up *drives train*
Sean: *waves good bye*
Nazi: Damnt! *goes back to truck*
Nazis: *get in trucks*
Rarity: They're following us!
Sean: Are they getting close?
Rarity: *shakes head yes*
Sean: *shoots tires*
Nazis: *spin out of control*
Fluttershy: They're going to crash into the train!
Sean: Not if I can help it *gives gun to 彩虹 Dash*
Fluttershy: What are 你 going to do?
Sean: Prevent them from derailing the train *jumps out*
Applejack: What?!
Twilight: *looks out window* He's alright!
Sean: *grabs trucks*
Nazis: Fick dich
Sean: *throws trucks*
And speaking of trucks
Discord: *driving truck*
Spike: *struggling to get free*
Colonel Kramer: He's trying to get out.
Discord: But he can't! Hahaha.
Colonel Kramer: *sees trucks flying towards them* Step on it!
Discord: Ok *goes faster*
The trucks landed on Discord's truck, and somehow, Spike escaped.
Discord: Ugh, gag!! Get him!!
Nazis: *show up out of nowhere* Surrender dragon!
Spike: *puts hands up*
Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.
General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*
30 秒 later
Fluttershy: Oh no! 更多 airplanes!!
彩虹 Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
彩虹 Dash: If 你 say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Airplanes: *pass*
Rarity: They're not shooting.
Sean: They don't have bombs either.
Nazi pilots: *drop grease on tracks*
Engineer: Shit! We have wheel spin *pours sand on tracks*
Sean: Stay here. I'll be back *goes to engine*
Nazis: *shoot at Sean*
彩虹 Dash: *shoot pilot* One down, two to go.
Four trucks then arrived
Applejack: Uhm, Rainbow?
彩虹 Dash: What is it?
Applejack: 更多 enemies.
彩虹 Dash: *shoots trucks*
Nazis: *shooting at Sean*
彩虹 Dash: What are they shooting at?
Sean: *running on 最佳, 返回页首 of train*
Nazis: *still shooting at Sean*
Sean: *shoots truck tire*
Engineer: What's happening?
Sean: I came to check on 你 guys. What did those airplanes do?
Engineer: They dropped grease on the rails.
Sean: How far is Canterlot?
Engineer: About nine minutes.
Sean: Keep it up. Make sure 你 only shovel in coal when 你 need it.
Engineer: I know what to do!
Sean: *runs back to mane 6*
Nazis: *shooting at engineer*
Sean: They dropped grease on the rails.
彩虹 Dash: Is that bad?
Sean: Yes, very. Our engine won't have much traction on the rails with slippery wheels.
彩虹 Dash: *eyes are wide open* I think we have something 更多 serious then traction to worry about.
Sean: Why? *sees tank* oh
Robotnik: *driving tank*
Sean: Of course, he's driving the tank. *jumps out of train*
Applejack: Where's he going?
Sean: *jumps on to tank*
Robotnik: Guten tag. *grabs gun*
Sean: Drop it *grabs gun*
Robotnik: *drops gun* Sure thing *hits Sean*
彩虹 Dash: *shooting at Robotnik*
Sean: *punches Robotnik*
Nazis: Sir! Need help?
Robotnik: Nein. *pushes Sean*
Sean: *goes toward ledge* Aah *falls off, then grabs ledge*
彩虹 Dash: *kills Nazis*
Applejack: Stop that! You'll kill him!
彩虹 Dash: I'm not aiming anywhere near him!
Applejack: The tracks are getting closer to that tank. I have a plan *grabs rope*
Robotnik: *sees tree* Hmm.
Sean: *Climbing up*
Robotnik: Damnit *goes away from tree*
Sean: *grabs tree*
彩虹 Dash: Looks like 你 don't need that rope.
Applejack: You, and Twilight should go help him.
Twilight: Man, we're on it!
Robotnik: *moves tank away from train*
Sean: *jumps off*
Robotnik: Was ist das?
Sean: *hits tank with tree*
Robotnik: *climbs out*
Sean: How did 你 survive that?
Robotnik: No clue, but since I nearly died. *grabs gun*
Sean: *swings tree*
Robotnik: *shoots Sean*
Twilight & 彩虹 Dash arrive
Twilight: Oh helll no!!
Robotnik: *shoots Twilight*
彩虹 Dash: *kicks Robotnik*
Sean: *barely standing*
Robotnik: *kills Sean*
彩虹 Dash: NO!!
Robotnik: Ja. *aims gun at 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *kicks Robotnik*
Robotnik: *shoots himself*
彩虹 Dash: How am I going to carry these two to the train?
As 彩虹 carried both me, and Twilight, Robotnik woke up. He decided to run away, and think of another plan.
Pinkie Pie: Where's Twilight?
Applejack: I see her! 彩虹 is carrying her with Sean.
彩虹 Dash: *enters train* Why did the train stop?
Applejack: We don't know.
彩虹 Dash: Ok, I'll deal with that. Rarity, do 你 know any ressurection spells?
Rarity: I'm afraid I don't darling.
彩虹 Dash: Shit. We have to get to Canterlot pronto! *flies to engine*
Nazis: *start to arrive*
彩虹 Dash: They killed the engineer, and took all the coal! *flies to back of train*
If 彩虹 Dash could go fast enough, she would be able to push the train all the way to Canterlot.
Applejack: What is she doing?
彩虹 Dash: *flying 400 miles an hour*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots Nazis* Don't worry about that. We have enemies coming toward us!
彩虹 Dash: *pushes train*
Fluttershy: She's pushing the train.
Pinkie Pie: The enemies must have killed the engineer, and stolen the fuel for our train.
Applejack: Well, let's hope they don't kill her!!
彩虹 Dash: *pushing train at 30 miles an hour*
Nazis: *shooting at Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *returns fire*
Major Von Hapen: Enough! Half of 你 shoot Pinkie, the others shoot 彩虹 Dash.
Nazis: *shoot at 彩虹 Dash*
Only one bullet hit the blue pegasus
彩虹 Dash: Ow!
Pinkie Pie: *shoots Nazis*
彩虹 Dash: *sees hill*
Applejack: Rainbow!! 你 gotta go faster!
彩虹 Dash: *pushing train* I think I can, I think I can.
Applejack: Keep it up.
Nazis: *still shooting at 彩虹 Dash*
Pinkie Pie: *blows up truck*
The explosion caused a chain reaction, and even destroyed the airplanes
彩虹 Dash: They're all dead! *gets train to top*
Fluttershy: It's over.
Applejack: Yah!
彩虹 Dash: We did it!
Applejack: No Rainbow. 你 did it. For a pegasus, 你 really know how to 移动 heavy stuff.
彩虹 Dash: *blushes*
Rarity: We're at Canterlot.
Celestia: *sees mane 6* Good work, all of you.
Rarity: Thank you.
Pinkie Pie: We need your help. Sean, and Twilight are dead.
Celestia: Oh no. Bring them out here, I'll bring them back to life.
I was brought out of the train with Twilight, and Celestia soon started casting her spell, but I would change after she did.
After being brought back to life, I soon stood up expecting enemies
Sean: BRING IT ON!!! oh wait, where are we?
Celestia: Canterlot
Sean: *sees castle* Oh yes, of course. *laughs* Sorry about that.
Twilight: Man, what's happening now?
Celestia: Now that 你 defeated Robotnik, it's time for the grand galloping gala!
Sean: *surrounded 由 light* Uh, girls?! What's happening?!?
Celestia: I think you're turning into a pony!
Sean: WHAT?! That can't be!
But it was true. I don't know how, but Celestia's spell not only brought me back to life, but turned me into a pony.
Sean: What happened?
Celestia: My spell must've turned 你 into a pony.
Sean: Do 你 know why?
Celestia: I guess it's because the spell came from a pony, me.
Sean: Will I be one forever?
Celestia: No. 你 should turn back to normal in 30 minutes. After that, the gala will begin.
彩虹 Dash: Hey, 你 look hotter then 你 did before.
Sean: Well, I guess that's true.
彩虹 Dash: And I know how to make those 30 分钟 last a long time.
Twilight: Man, these two are about to get it on!
Sean: Yes we are. Away from you.
The both of us left to be somewhere a little 更多 private. While that was going on, we go back to Robotnik. It seemed like he was defeated at first, but he still had a lot of soldiers.
Major Von Hapen: *walks towards Robotnik*
Robotnik: I thought 你 died in a explosion.
Major Von Hapen: No, I ran off. They nearly shot me, but I made it look like they killed me.
Robotnik: Excellent. I have something for you, and the rest of our army to do. In the meantime, I'm going to get reinforcements.
Major Von Hapen: Very well sir.
30 分钟 later, the gala began
Sean: *arrives in his normal form*
彩虹 Dash: What do 你 want to do first?
Sean: Dance.
彩虹 Dash: *dances with Sean*
Pinkie Pie: *eating cake* Was ist das?! *spits cake out* Who puts balogna, and 菠菜 in a cake?!
gala pony: I did. Do 你 have a problem with that?
Pinkie Pie: Cake is supposed to taste wunderbar! Not unwunderbar.
gala pony: I'm not german, but I'm sure that word does not exist.
Pinkie Pie: I'm german! That word does exist.
gala pony: Whatever *walks away*
We were all enjoying the gala when suddenly
Celestia: *hears airplanes* Where is that coming from?!
Pinkie Pie: *sees airplanes*
Nazis: *parachute from airplane*
Robotnik: *does the same*
彩虹 Dash: What is it Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Nazi soldiers!
Rarity: Again?! I thought they were dead!
Sean: Keep the others safe! Dash, come with me!
彩虹 Dash: *follows Sean*
Celestia: Twilight, 你 and the rest of your 老友记 should go too.
Twilight: Right. Come on girls!
rest of the mane 6: *follows Twilight*
Sean: *shooting Nazis*
Robotnik: *lands* Missed me?
Sean: Barely. I should've known 你 would come back.
Robotnik: *shoots Twilight*
Sean: *grabs Robotnik*
Robotnik: *punches Sean*
Sean: *jumps to 最佳, 返回页首 of castle*
Robotnik: Let me go!
Sean: Ok *throws Robotnik onto roof*
彩虹 Dash: *watching* I gotta help him!
Applejack: NO! *Grabs 彩虹 Dash* Stay outta this one.
Sean: *kicks Robotnik*
Robotnik: *pushes Sean*
Sean: *falls onto lower roof*
Robotnik: *jumps down*
Sean: *rolls toward window*
Robotnik: *kicks Sean through window*
Applejack: Oooh.
彩虹 Dash: Now will 你 let me help him?!
Applejack: Did 你 see what he did to Sean? I ain't letting 你 get hurt.
Robotnik: *chokes Sean*
Sean: *punches Robotnik*
Robotnik: Ah *falls on table* I killed you! How did 你 come back to life?! I fucking killed you!!
Sean: 你 wanna stop?
Robotnik: NO!!
Sean: *grabs Robotnik* Fine *throws Robotnik to airplane*
彩虹 Dash: Now he doens't need my help. Way to go 苹果 jack ass.
Robotnik: *grabs airplane* I'll get my revenge on 你 someday!!!
Fluttershy: What about these Nazis?
Nazis: *run away*
Sean: *grabs part of ground*
Rarity: Is he really?
Sean: *throws ground*
Twilight: He is.
Nazis: *die*
After the Nazis were defeated, Celestia walked over to us.
Celestia: 你 have saved us all.
Sean: I couldn't have done it without 彩虹 Dash.
彩虹 Dash: Ha! In your face Applejack!
Sean: And 苹果白兰地
Applejack: Ha! In your face 彩虹 Dash!
Sean: Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Sean: Fluttershy
Fluttershy: *squee*
Sean: Rarity
Rarity: Oh, so glad to help 你 darling.
Sean: And Tw-
Twilight: Man, 你 forgot to mention my name!
Sean: I was just about to.
Twilight: Bullshit.
Celestia: Twilight! Why are 你 表演 like this?
Twilight: I do a bunch of shit for all y'all, and no one eva thanks me.
Pinkie Pie: Well 你 did try to rob from us one time.
Twilight: That was a long fucking time ago!! Quit bringing dat up!! Fuck dis! *flies off*
Celestia: Twilight!! GET BACK HERE!!
Sean: Let her go. Tomorrow, she'll realize her mistake, and come back to us.
But I was wrong. Twilight flew to the Nazi base in Ponyville
Nazis: Intruder!!
Robotnik: She's not attacking! Hold your fire!!
Twilight: Are 你 Robotnik?
Robotnik: Yes.
Twilight: I need yo help man. Everypony here hates me, and I want to get revenge on dem.
Robotnik: Are 你 a woman?
Twilight: With a black man's voice, I know! My princess did dat to me, and she refuses to change dat spell.
Robotnik: So, why are 你 here?
Twilight: If killing these ponies, and that hedgehog is what it takes, I'm up for it. I want to 加入 yo' army.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. Attention all units! Twilight Sparkle is now a part of our army.
The End
