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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 彩虹 Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 3

Discorded 圣诞节

Everypony was enjoying their holiday, but Discord had plans to sabotage them.

Discord: What do 你 know about christmas?
Screwball: I know that there's always a character that doesn't like Christmas, but towards the ending, they change their mind.
Discord: That was only in How Gilda 偷了 Christmas. We need to think outside the box here. What can we do to destroy 圣诞节 for everypony?
Karl: Ooh, I know.
Kyle: I think I know too.
Discord: Yes?
Karl: Take them to an amusement park, destroy the rides they're on, and then they're six feet under.
Discord: Hmm, yes. Six feet under all that rubble, then 由 the time they get out, they won't be able to celebrate christmas.
Kyle: He meant they would be dead.
Discord: Oh, that works too.

Meanwhile, 彩虹 Dash and Pinkie Pie were relaxing 由 a fireplace

Pinkie Pie: This is so warm, but I still feel a little cold.
彩虹 Dash: I'll get 你 a blanket.
Pinkie Pie: Nein *Hugs 彩虹 Dash* I found one.
彩虹 Dash: *Sighs, then laughs*
Pinkie Pie: *Squee*

While Pinkie Pie was busy hugging 彩虹 Dash, they heard the sound of stomping hooves, as they saw ponies running past sugarcube corner.

Pinkie Pie: Was ist das? Why are they all running?
彩虹 Dash: I don't know. Let's go take a look. *Leaves sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Discord: *Finishes building Discordland* Welcome everypony. I hope this amusement park that I made myself will help 你 enjoy your christmas.
Ponies: Sure. *Walk into amusement park*
彩虹 Dash: Something seems fishy here. I think we better take a closer look at this amusement park.
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Discord: Hello 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
彩虹 Dash: What are 你 doing Discord?
Discord: What does it look like I'm doing?
Pinkie Pie: 你 can't fool us.
Discord: What are 你 talking about?

Behind Discord was a ferris wheel. The wheel fell off, and rolled away with screaming ponies.

彩虹 Dash: *Points at runaway wheel* That. 你 see what I'm talking about?
Discord: Accidents happen.
Pinkie Pie: Maybe that wasn't an accident. 你 caused that on purpose.
Discord: How? I'm standing right here.
彩虹 Dash: 你 could've made something loose, and it would fall off 由 itself.
Discord: No, everything on there was-
彩虹 Dash: That's enough. Get everypony out of here, and close the park.
Discord: Hmm. Not happening.
Ponies: *On a rollercoaster* I think we might be going too fast. *Falls off*
彩虹 Dash: *Flies to falling pony, and catches him before he hits the ground*
Pony: 你 saved my life.
彩虹 Dash: That's what I'm hear for.
Pinkie Pie: *Stops rollercoaster from falling* And, that's what I'm here for too.
Pony: How did she-
彩虹 Dash: Don't ask.
Discord: *Laughing* Enjoy trying to save everypony, if 你 can *Runs away*
彩虹 Dash: Come on Pinkie Pie. We can save everypony if we work fast enough. *flies to log ride*
Ponies in logs: *about to go over loop* Is that possible?
彩虹 Dash: *Pushes log very fast on loop*
Ponies in logs: Woohoo! Awesome!
Bonbon: *Falls off tower*
Pinkie Pie: I shall save 你 *Jumps up in air, and catches Bonbon*
彩虹 Dash: Only one 更多 小马 to save.

Another rollercoaster was heading towards damaged track, and would fall off.

彩虹 Dash: *Gets in front of rollercoaster*
Ponies: Get out of the way!
彩虹 Dash: *Slowing down rollercoaster* Slow down before I fall off. *stops rollercoaster*
Ponies: *see broken track* 彩虹 Dash saved us from falling off. YAY!!

Back at Discord's base.

Discord: What? Why didn't anypony end up... How many feet under?
Karl: Six.
Discord: Why didn't anypony end up six feet under?
Kyle: 你 saw everything. 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie saved them all.
Discord: Then, we need a plan to kidnap Dash's german friend, and execute her. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

The end
Twilight: I don't know what happened that led 你 to make your village without cutie marks, and I'm sorry my 老友记 and I had to take it away.

Starlight: (angrily) 你 want to know what happened to me?! I'll 显示 you!

SOON AFTER:

Starlight: Because of his cutie mark! He got his, and I didn't! He moved on, and I didn't! I stayed here and never made another friend because I was too afraid another cutie mark would take them away, too!

Twilight: That's ridiculous. A cutie mark can't take your 老友记 away.

Starlight: Not everybody's lucky enough to get her cutie mark at the same time as her friends!...
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As the group of 超能英雄 made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, 你 go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: 你 got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the 船, 小船 with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, 你 go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of 你 on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

Rainbow Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a station marked Zweibrucken, Labiche was driving 45 miles an hour.

Schmidt: *Sees the station they are passing, and marks their current location on a map* We are 首页 at last. We are in Germaneigh.

But they were really in Vitry Le Francois

Ponies: *Removing the station signs*

Next morning in Rive-Reine, Maurice was watching two ponies in a locomotive half a mile away from him.

Railroad 小马 92: *Blows the whistle as he drives forward*
Maurice: *Watching the train go faster, and faster*

It was going too fast, and once it got on the mainline, it derailed. The tracks were blocked.

Maurice:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the 比萨, 比萨饼 parlor.

Waiter: Jim, 你 got a call.
Jim: Okay. *Walks to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
Sam: It's Sam. Those Mexicans are dead. They crashed, and kill their selves.
Jim: Dammit. 下一个 time we get attacked 由 these illegal immigrants, try to find out who their leader is.
Sam: Yes sir. *Hangs up, then goes to Case Cracker* Okay, Jim 说 下一个 time we get attacked 由 those immigrants, we need to find out who their leader is. Let's go see how Gordon's doing.
Case Cracker: Okay. He should be at the hospital 由 now. *Drives to the hospital*
Sam: *Thinking* I have a hunch that I might know...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con returned to Canterlot for the breifing of his new assignment.

Con: *Waiting 由 P's office*
Miss Moneybit: He'll see 你 now.
Con: He won't be seeing me soon. Pinkie Pie might return and take P's spot.
Miss Moneybit: I wouldn't mind that.
Con: *Goes into P's office*
P: Good to see you're still alive 0007. What do 你 know about alicorns?
Con: They are either 独角兽 with wings, of pegasi with horns. Unfortunately, most ponies do not like their kind, because they believe that they're overpowered.
P: That is precisely what you're up against. An alicorn 由 the name of Ice Cube has created her...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's car
Case Cracker's car
Blazin' Blue, Saten Twist, Ryan, Night Frizz, and NocturnalMirage got away from Master Sword, and Sean. Just as soon as they got out of Baltimare, they saw a car towing an open trailer with gascans, and ponies standing 由 them. The car towing this trailer was driven 由 Case Cracker.

Ryan: What kind of a car is that?
Mirage: I don't know mate. It looks Italian though, that's all I can tell you.
Saten Twist: *Looks inside car* Son of a bitch, he has a walkie talkie.
Case Cracker: Yo, what's up guys?
Blazin' Blue: Not much. How are you?
Case Cracker: Good. Where 你 headin?
Ryan: Fillydelphia.
Case...
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