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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon was taken to Los Pegasus.

Michael: So, what kind of locomotives can 你 drive?
Gordon: Nothing.
Michael: Don't say that, there's gotta be something you're good at.
Gordon: Diesel. I'll only drive diesels, and that's that.
Michael: Then 你 can switch passenger cars in the station.
Gordon: Switching?! I wanted to take a train somewhere very far!
Michael: *Covering ears* First off, 你 talk too loud. Second, if 你 want to work on this railroad with a diesel, 你 need to switch cars in the station.
Gordon: Do 你 only have diesel switchers?
Michael: Yes.
Gordon: Why did I come here? *Goes to work*
Michael: *A little worried*
Gordon: *Goes to switcher*
Colt: 嘿 look. It's a fat pony.
Gordon: Shut up.
Colt: I don't have too! *Sticks out tongue*
Gordon: *Walks away* Kids these days. They don't know any better.

Michael was on the phone in his office talking to Pete

Pete: How is everything going?
Michael: Not too bad so far. We got in a little bit of an argument, but I straightened everything out.
Pete: Good. Now 你 can bring him to Cheyenne tomorrow, just like 你 did with Stylo.
Michael: Ok.

Back in the yards, Gordon was driving his locomotive too fast.

Gordon: *Nearly derails passenger cars*
Passengers: Ah! Those cars nearly left the tracks.
Gordon: *Stops too quickly*

Everything in the passenger cars was airborne for a little while, and then they fell to the ground, and broke.

Passengers: *Entering train*
Gordon: *Uncouples locomotive from train*
Passengers: *sees debris* What is this?! Why are there broken plates in this car?
Gordon: Did I do that? *Gets back in locomotive, and drives away*
Michael: *Arrives at station* I think it's time to check on how Gordon's doing.
Passenger: Excuse me, there's broken plates all over the floor in every passenger car.
Michael: How is that possible?
Passenger: I think it had something to do with the switcher.
Michael: I'll speak to him right away.
Gordon: *Waiting in siding*
Michael: *Arrives* Were 你 switching a passenger train too fast?
Gordon: I wouldn't say too fast, but-
Michael: I don't like being lied to.
Gordon: I didn't know I was going too fast.

下一个 day, it was time for Gordon to go back. When he returned to Cheyenne, Stylo was there waiting.

Pete: How was it?
Michael: Bad. Gordon kept lying to me. One time, he just beat up a 小马 for being Japanese.
Gordon: I thought he was a North Korean.
Pete: You're so pathetic.
Gordon: Hey, I'd like to see 你 do some work for a change. 你 never drive any trains at all.
Pete: I'm too busy with paperwork.
Michael: Anyway, how did things with Stylo go?
Pete: Great. Stylo really liked working here.
Stylo: Actually Pete, I could stay here if 你 want.
Michael & Pete: What?
Stylo: Michael, I would like to quit your railroad, and 加入 Pete's.
Michael: Ok. *Goes to train*
Gordon: Great. Yet another 小马 on the rails.
Everyone: *Laughs*

The End

On The 下一个 Episode of Ponies On The Rails

It's the season 3 premiere, and it will be published in February.
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Credit: L.Y.R.A. Animations ; да это те в России. это короткая анимация с почты кобыльего Derpy!
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 13, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Metal Gloss loves to drive steam engines. On the front, they have cowcatchers, which help to prevent 动物 from getting dragged under the wheels. It's mandatory for engines to have cowcatchers, but Nemo thought they were pointless.

Metal Gloss: *Stops train at station*
Nemo: *Staring at Metal Gloss' engine while sitting on a bench*
Metal Gloss: *Climbs down*
Nemo: You're afraid of wrecking your train.
Metal Gloss: I'm not!
Nemo: Yes 你 are. I don't need any cowcatchers on the trains I drive. I just blow the horn, look them in the eye from the...
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Credit: Spazz DHN (but really the Hub network) ; Sure is different.
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posted by octaviavsdjpon3
 killer pinkie pie
killer pinkie pie
previously of muffins part 1.
well lets get on with it. says derpy.
no. no! please let me go. 糖果 mane says.
derpy grabs a 刀 and says shh! now. pinkie pie walks back down stairs in the ceiler. 糖果 mane yells. help!!!! i'm under attack!!!! pinkie pie and derpy 说 at the same time shh! no i wont i will keep yelling until some 小马 come finds me
candy mane says. help!!!! heeeeellllpppp!!!
derpy walks up yo 糖果 mane with the 刀 and cuts her in the eye. 糖果 mane yells. ahhhhhhhh!!! she is breathing really hard with tears running down her face no please stop i cant take any 更多 candy...
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This is awesome :)
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Source: Ric-M on DA
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Credit: Felix24148 ; A compilation of Derpy from MLP: FiM and fan-made works.
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Source: Not Me (Obviously)
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A song about Fluttershy, and kindness.
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