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 Union Pacific train 348
Union Pacific train 348
The 下一个 day, Richard drove his truck to a strip club. He was not going for fun, he had business to take care of.

Richard: *Walks to front desk*
Rogue: May I help you?
Richard: I need 你 to tell me everything 你 know about that jewel heist.
Rogue: I thought 你 weren't interested.
Richard: Well, I am now.
Rogue: *Sighs*
Stallion: *Walks to front desk*
Rogue: Let me deal with a customer first.
Richard: *Looking at strippers*
Strippers: *Dancing*
Richard: *Looks back at Rogue*
Rogue: Ok. The 小马 you're looking for is Korean, and his name is Thomas Ling. He robbed $64,000, and will be at Union Station tomorrow at 10 AM, on Union Pacific train 348.
Richard: Thanks. *about to leave, but hesitates* How do 你 know all that? The Union Pacific train, and when it gets here?
Rogue: I do.
Richard: How?
Rogue: I just do.

下一个 day, the Union Pacific train was making it's way towards Los Pegasus Union Station. Richard, was waiting.

Once the train got to the station.

Passengers: *Getting off*
Thomas: *Walking to exit*
Announcer: Attention, Thomas Ling who has just got off Union Pacific train 348, please come to the help desk.
Thomas: *Goes to help desk* I'm Thomas Ling.
Announcer: Ok, here's your luggage.
Thomas: *Takes luggage, and finds a note*

The note said, Fuck 你 loser

Richard: *Grabs Thomas* 你 know what this is?
Thomas: A crime?
Richard: Not when a police officer is doing it. *Taking Thomas out of station*
Two ponies: *Watching*
Richard: *Pushing Thomas to exit*
Thomas: *Walking to exit*
John: *Pulls up in his car*
Richard: *Pushes Thomas in car*
Thomas: *Sits down*
Richard: *Enters car*
John: *Drives*
Richard: *Looks at suitcase* Where's the key?
Thomas: I don't have it.
Richard: He doesn't have it. What a dumbass.

The same two ponies that were watching Richard were following them in their car. We'll call them, stalkers.

Thomas: *Sweating*
Richard: *Looking forward*
John: *Driving straight*
Stalker: *Driving*
stupid pony: *Drives infront of stalkers*
Stalker: *Stops while beeping horn*
John: *Drives 下一个 to bridge*
Richard: *Looks back*
Birds: *Flying out of way*
John: *Stops under bridge*
Thomas: *Has front hooves up in air*
Richard: *Pushes Thomas out* Over the chain.
John: *Goes under*
Thomas: *Does nothing*
Richard: *Pushes Thomas* Come on, get over the chain.
Thomas: *Goes over*
Richard: *Goes under* Get him on the wall.
Thomas: *Leaning on wall*
John: Like that?
Richard: Yeah. *Holding suitcase* Hold this *gives John a gun*
John: *Holding gun*
Richard: *Hitting suitcase* *Slams suitcase into wall* Come on! Open, 你 piece of hell!! *Continues to slam suitcase into wall*
John: Come on man, what the hell? There's ponies all over the place
Richard: *Gets suitcase open*

Nothing was in it, but paper.

Richard: *Grabs paper* That's very funny *Throws paper at Thomas*
John: If he doesn't have the money let's get the hell outta here!
Richard: *Pushes Thomas away from him* WHERE IS IT?!
Thomas: *Kicks Richard*
Richard: *Falls*
John: *Pointing gun at Thomas* 你 stupid son of a bitch! If 你 try anything like that I'm gonna blow your brains out! 你 got that?!
Thomas: *Shakes head yes*
John: Good, not get on your knees!
Thomas: *Gets on knees*
John: Put your hands behind your head.
Richard: *Stands up, and thinking* You're wearing it aren't you? Take your clothes off.

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 Thomas Ling
Thomas Ling
This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after 阅读 creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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Eh, seen a few people do this, may as well make a 列表 of my own. I mean why not?

Also, I will NOT be putting any of the Mane 6 on this list, 'cause that would be kind of cheating.

#5) Octavia

What can I say? I 爱情 music. It's my absolute 最喜爱的 part of the show. That being said, Octavia is on this 列表 rather than Vinyl Scratch because I prefer classical 音乐 rather than things like dubstep and that sort of thing.
Anyway, back to Octavia. I also like how her character is designed. She has this calm and dignified expression that I think she pulls off better than any 小马 that would attempt...
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I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", 说 Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed 由 the 城堡 and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", 说 皇后乐队 Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every 小马 in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...
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彩虹 Dash pushed forward, she made her way out of the hut. Little did she notice the Stallion standing behind her. "Well who are 你 lovely pegasus?" 彩虹 Dash squealed. He laughed, "I`m sorry I did not mean to frighten you!" 彩虹 scowled. The Stallion walked over to her.




"Recongize me sistah?!" the Stallion laughed again. 彩虹 looked him in the eyes, then shook her head. "IT`S ME!!! THE WHITE-COATED STALLION AT THE PARTY!!!" He yelled.
This time 彩虹 Dash broke out in hysterical laughter and so did the Stallion. "So 你 recongize me 由 my colours eh?" 彩虹 nodded. Then she...
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