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posted by Seanthehedgehog
November 2 is a good day. It's mom's birthday, and she 说 that all she wanted was for us to come have 晚餐 at Swifty's while she was working.

Despite that, Georgia made her a drawing, and I used most of my money to get her a card, and this perfume she really likes.

Swifty's is a great place to eat. Not just because my mom works there, but they have many of her paintings for sale. When we have 晚餐 at Swifty's I usually get a burger with double fries. Other times I'll get the open-faced turkey 三明治 with mashed potatoes, and gravy.

Mom: *Arrives at Rafe's table* 你 kids can go ahead, and order. Carl called, and 说 he couldn't come. He has somewhere else to be.
Rafe: On your birthday?
Mom: This'll be nice, just the three of us. Now 你 can get whatever 你 want, even the steak.

Usually, we have to spend ten dollars 或者 less when Carl was with us. All because he ordered loads of 食物 for himself.

Rafe: One steak, medium well with double fries.
Mom: Ok. How about 你 Georgia?
Georgia: Rafe was naked in school!
Mom: What?
Rafe: Shut up! I was not.
Georgia: Gracie 说 that Miranda Piccolino 说 her brother saw 你 running all over the school naked!
Rafe: I was not naked.
Ponies: *Staring*
Mom: *standing still*
Rafe: It was just a 万圣节前夕 thing.
Georgia: Grace 说 that Miranda 说 that her brother 说 你 were-
Rafe: *kicks Georgia*
Georgia: Wahhhh!
Rafe: Quit pretending to cry 你 faker! *looks at mom*
Mom: *standing still*

She didn't move, but the worst thing of all was that I saw a tear roll down her cheek.

Mom: *Runs away*
Rafe: See what 你 did? Way to go!
Georgia: I'm not the one who ran around naked!
Rafe: Say that one 更多 time, and I will strangle 你 to death! *follows mom*

Inside the kitchen

Rafe: Mom?
Mom: I'm ok.
Rafe: I didn't mean to make 你 cry.
Mom: Come over here Rafe.
Fred: Jules, I don't mean to be a hard guy, but we're kind of busy out here.
Mom: I'll be right there, I promise.
Fred: Ok. *leaves*
Mom: We never did finish our chat about Leonardo. I want 你 to know that I know you've been talking to him again.
Rafe: I don't have to. I can stop.
Mom: No, honey. I've been thinking about this. We all talk to people who aren't there, all the time. With texting, and computers, and even answering machines. Even artists talk to there muses for inspiration. Some ponies even talk to theirselves.
Rafe: That's true.
Mom: So why shouldn't 你 talk to Leo if 你 want to? It's not Leo I'm worried about. It's you.
Rafe: I'm okay.
Mom: Are you? You've been getting into so much trouble at school lately. I just don't understand. I know it's a tough year, and I haven't been around much, but... *starts to cry again*

All this happened on her birthday, because of me. I never felt so terrible then I did now. Just one big slice of loser meat on toast. So much for being a good pony.

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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob chose to spend the night at a hotel in San Franciscolt. Pierce followed him, and without letting Bob know, he rented a room right 下一个 to his.

Bob: *Sleeps in his bed*
Pierce: *Laying in his bed* Tomorrow, I'll ask that back stabber why he left me behind.

And in Stockton, Tom and the mare did the same thing to Karl.

Tom: Okay, he doesn't know we're here. Let's surprise him at breakfast.
Mare: Surprise him?
Tom: Tie him up and prevent him from leaving this hotel.
Mare: I don't think that'll work well.
Tom: 你 got any better ideas on keeping him here? We gotta stay in front.
Mare: *Shakes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom was driving his car through Bakersfield. He was annoyed with the traffic.

Tom: I should have taken an airplane instead of driving around like a fool. I would have beaten everypony to Seattle. *Sees a mare* Oh hello. *Stops the car* Where are 你 heading?
Mare: Seattle.
Tom: That's where I'm heading.
Mare: Will 你 give me a ride?
Tom: Sure. Hop in.
Mare: *Gets in the car*
Tom: *Drives* You're sexy.
Mare: Thanks. I want to-

Okay, 你 don't wanna know what she's going to say, so we're going to 移动 onto Pierce, and Bob. They went to where they parked their cars, but they were gone.

Pierce: *Looks...
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