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posted by _Laugh_
After school, once again, Snow Flake and Silver Tune went to Coffee Creme's house. Coffee Crème opened the door.

CC: *sigh* Welcome.

The three ponies entered the brown house. Coffee Crème went straight to the 厨房 to prepare some tea. Snow Flake pulled out the bags from a room which had the dresses from the prom. Silver Tune was quietly sitting on the floor.

Snow Flake tried to break the silence.

SF: So, Umm.. Here are the-
ST: *looks at clock* We have three hours till the dance starts.

Coffee Crème walked back inside the room where Silver Tune and Snow Flake were. She was holding two cups. "Tea?" She asked timidly.

ST: No thank 你 Coffee Crème.
SF: Im not in the mood for tea. But thanks anyway.

Coffee Cremé turned around and walked back to the 厨房 without saying a word. Snow Flake reached into the bag and brought out a dress. She looked at Silver Tune.

SF: Here's your dress.
ST: Thanks, I guess.
SF: Now, go put it on.

Silver Tune walked in the bathroom with the dress. She shut the door. Coffee Crème walked back into the room. Snow Flake pulled out another dress from the bag.

SF: Yours.
CC: Thank you. *grabs dress*
SF: We need to tell Silver Tune.
CC: About what?
SF: *groans* About Trixie being a stupid unicorn Sh-
CC: Hey! I'm a unicorn!
SF: Well sorry.
CC: *rolls eyes* About her using magic to hypnotize Strong Charger?
SF: Exactly.
CC: Are 你 insane?! If we do, she'll-
SF: Silver Tune needs to know.
CC: *sigh* Fine.

Silver Tune came out of the bathroom with the dress on. She looked beautiful. Coffee Crème clapped. Snow Flake joined. Silver Tune blushed and smiled.

CC: 你 look fabulous, Silver Tune.
SF: Agreed.
CC: Well, I guess it's my turn. *walks into bathroom*

Silver Tune sat 下一个 to Snow Flake, trying to not wrinkle the dress. Snow Flake sighed and look directly at her. Silver Tune tilted her head.

ST: What?
SF: Silver Tune, I have to tell 你 something.
ST: Go on then.
SF: Strong Charger, is not Strong Charger.
ST: Say what...?
SF: I mean like, Strong Charger is not Strong Charger.
ST: Umm...
SF: Ugh. Like, Trixie put a spell on him which makes him, not Strong Charger.
ST: I don't understand you.

Coffee Crème walked out of the bathroom with a beautiful wavy brown dress. She raised her eyebrow, then rolled her eyes.

CC: What she's trying to say is, that Trixie hypnotized Strong Charger.
SF: Yeah. What she said.
ST: 你 look wonderful Coffee Crème!
CC: Why thank you. *blushes*
SF: The dress is so pretty!
CC: *giggles* I know right?
SF: *grabs her dress* Coffee Crème will explain the rest. *walks in bathroom*

Coffee Crème smiled and sat 下一个 to Silver Tune.

CC: Trixie did a spell to convince Strong Charger to go to the prom with her.
ST: *gasp* Are 你 serious?!
CC: *nods*
ST: *runs to door*
CC: *grabs ST* Silver Tune, No!
ST: I'm trying to save someone I love!
CC: 你 can't!
ST: Why?!
CC: 你 just.. Can't!
ST: But why?!
CC: Because.. Because I 说 so!
ST: You're 表演 like my mother!
CC: Because 你 might die!
ST: Die?! What?!
CC: Just please! Don't go!
ST: I-I.. Fine..
CC: Thank you.

Snow Flake came out of the bathroom she had a long white dress on. She smiled. Coffee Crème turned around and gasped.

CC: 你 look so..
SF: So what? Fabulous? *laughs*
CC: Spectacular!
SF: Ya, I know. Obviously. Just kidding! Thank you!
ST: 你 look awesome, Snow Flake.
SF: Thank you!
CC: Now, for the hair.
SF: I'll do it!
CC: Uhh, no.
SF: Why?
CC: Well because... Ugh fine.
SF: Yay!

Coffee Crème went upstairs. She brought back a hairbrush, a mirror, a chair, some pins, ponytails, and hair spray. She smirked as she gave the materials to Snow Flake.

CC: I hope 你 know what to do.
SF: Pfft, I don't need those useless things. Watch. *takes a DEEP breath*
ST: Uh oh.

A heavy breeze came across Coffee Crème. Moments later, her mane was frozen. Her eyes started to twitch.

ST: 你 froze her hair?!?
SF: Oh my Celestia.. Coffee Crème, I am so sorry.
CC: S-S-SNOW F-FLAKE!!!!
ST: *laughs*
CC: *shivers* G-Get a t-towel!
SF: *grabs towel* Here.
CC: *gulps* *covers mane with towel*
ST: Let Coffee Crème do th-
SF: Yeah, yeah, I know.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh 你 from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this 小马
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are 你 doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did 你 do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: 你 sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will 显示 你 them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: 你 see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do 你 think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, 你 there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a 报道 of a 小马 trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the 秒 story of 灰姑娘 II: Dreams Come True. I hope that 你 will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny 日 in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, 或者 just relaxing their 日 away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other 更多 often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case 你 are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a 街, 街道 to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a 小马 get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the 小马 was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the 橙子, 橙色 stallion asked. "Our 下一个 target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are 你 waiting for? Stab me if 你 can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are 你 doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, 你 are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR 老友记 but i forgive 你 now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed 你 to do 你 need any help dashy"
"ya can 你 um(looks aroud) can 你 clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back 你 must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE 你 SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are 你 okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do 你 have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do 你 need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he 说 he was. Later, Score introduced her 老友记 to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, 写作 another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made 由 Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This 显示 was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, 谷歌
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Source: Blue-Paint-Sea on deviantArt
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Source: Hasbro
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Source: Veggie55 on deviantART
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