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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye told Pete about the passenger that would not get on their train.

Pete: Why not?
Hawkeye: We don't know. Coffee Creme 说 hi to him, and now he just wants to wait for the 下一个 train.
Pete: Well get that 小马 onto your train now, and do not leave until he gets on.
Hawkeye: Ok. *walks to engine* Coffee Creme, 你 get the pony, and tell him to get on.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Hawkeye: *Waits 由 engine*
Coffee Creme: *talking to pony*
Hawkeye: *waiting*
Overweight pony: *walks away*
Coffee Creme: He's going to take a taxi cab, and leave. I don't understand that fat ass.
Hawkeye: What did 你 call him?
Coffee Creme: Nothing really, just fat ass.
Hawkeye: Ugh, Coffee Creme! Sometimes, you're a disrespectful retard!

Then suddenly, a tear came out of Coffee Creme's eye.

Coffee Creme: Peirce?
Hawkeye: What?!
Coffee Creme: 你 hurt my feelings. *cries*
Hawkeye: I didn't mean to, it's just 你 gotta learn how to be nice. Where did 你 learn to say something like that?
Coffee Creme: Gordon! He called me fuck face.
Hawkeye: Alright, wait in the engine, I'm going to talk to that pony. *runs off*
Coffee Creme: *goes into engine*
Overweight pony: *Waiting for taxi*
Cab driver: *passes*
Overweight Pony: Really?! Is this cuz I'm fat?!
Cab driver 2: *About to pass overweight pony*
Overweight Pony: HEY, STOP!
Cab Driver 2: *floors it*
Overweight pony: Aw, fuck you!
Hawkeye: *arrives* Having trouble getting a cab?
Overweight pony: *sighs* Yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, I want to apologize about my friend's behaviour. Some one was giving her a rough time, and what she did will not happen again.
Overweight pony: Ok. Let's get to the train then.
Hawkeye: *opens door to station* After you.
Overweight pony: *walks past door*

After walking for 30 seconds, the two ponies got to their train.

Coffee Creme: *Goes to overweight pony* I am so sorry!
Overweight pony: I know.
Hawkeye: Get back in the engine Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: *Gets in engine*

After the three 老友记 got in the train, it left the station.

下一个 day

Gordon: *walking to train yard*
Hawkeye: Hey!
Gordon: What do 你 want?
Hawkeye: You. *grabs chain*
Gordon: What's with the chain?
Hawkeye: I'll be asking the questions. What did 你 do to Coffee Creme two days ago?
Gordon: Go screw yourself!

The rest is going to be violent, and left out of the story

The End.

On the 下一个 episode of Ponies On The Rails

Something terrible happens
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posted by Canada24
 Stay outta mah shed!
Stay outta mah shed!
Back at Canterlot.

Princess Celestia was sitting 由 herself, probably 迷失 in thought.

When suddenly prime Spike's letter finally reached her.

"Ohh, what's this about" Celestia thought outloud, as she opened to letter.

Dear Princess..
Twilight wasn't so sure it was worth sending 你 this letter. Believing 你 won't take us seriously about such things, and maybe 你 won't, but I'm letting 你 know anyway. Rather 你 believe me 或者 not. Some dobblegangers escaped into our universe, and I'm hoping that maybe your know a way to bring them back.. And far far away from me.
Signally yours.
Pinkie Pie.

But...
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posted by karinabrony
 Luna in the Everfree Forest.
Luna in the Everfree Forest.
Luna turned her head quickly. ''What was that?'' she questioned. She was scared because they might reveal her to Princess Celestia. Luna walked slowly to where the noise was coming from. It sounded like a snake. ''He-hello?'' Luna 说 aloud. ''Is anyone there?'' King Sombra heard the voice. he smirked and said, ''If I can get the Princess under my spell, I can get the crystal heart.'' Sombra got closer to the voice. Princess Luna gasped and said, ''Who are you?''. 'I'm Celestia's worst enemy.''King Sombra replied. ''What did 你 do to her?'' asked Luna. ''I'll tell 你 the story....''.

''Twilight!...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
"Now, can anyone tell me how a Sonic Rainboom is made? Anyone? Fluttershy. Would 你 like to try?"

I snapped back to reality after my beautiful daydream. Looking around, everypony was staring right at me. I hid behind my 粉, 粉色 mane and squeaked.

"C-Could y-you r-repeat th-the q-question, M-Mr. S-Skyhigh?" I mumbled, my voice barely audible than usual.

"How is a Sonic Rainboom made?"

I paused for a moment. I was about to answer his 问题 until I heard a, "Ooh! Me! Me!"

A few desks behind me was 彩虹 Dash, the most 流行的 filly in Junior Speedster Flight Camp. She was waving her hoof around...
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It was 12am in Ponyville, and all the ponies were asleep, except for one little pony, Score. For some reason she couldn't sleep well.

Score: Ugh!! Why can't I sleep?!?!? (Looks at clock) UGH!!!

Score gets out of bed, and grabs a cup of milk. Then, she finally falls asleep. At around 3am, she hears a loud noise. And she decides to go and investigate.

Score: W-Who's there?!
????: ...........
Score: (grabs pan) Come out wherever 你 are!!!!
????: GET IN THE BAG!!!!
Score: What?!?!
????: That's right, get in the buckin Bag!
Score: *gasp* *whispers* the army.....

Suddenly, a bunch of Colts dressed in uniforms...
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