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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After killing the ponies in the KKK, Octavia was finished with all her jobs.

Octavia: What does this mean?
Dexter: 你 have done a good job helping me out, and 你 have completed everything.
Octavia: What now?
Dexter: Now we help 你 get a job. And if anyone tries to take 你 as their slave, take this *gives phone number to Octavia* It's my phone number. 你 just call me, and I'll be right there.
Octavia: Thank you.
Dexter: 你 know, there is one thing we could do together.
Octavia: What's that?
Dexter: Have a 音乐会 together?
Octavia: Ok.

The two ponies got a few 老友记 to 加入 their band for the concert.

Playing Cello was Octavia
唱歌 was Dexter
On drums was Vinyl Scratch
On 钢琴 was a 小马 named Henry
Playing the wubs would be.... 你 know who it is, Vinyl Scratch

At the concert

Announcer: Fillies, and Gentlecolts. I bring to you, The Dishwashers

The band's name was Vinyl Scratch's idea, because of her Dubstep Dishwasher

They start to play link

Dexter: Look at yourself when 你 were young, in Ponyville 你 did not belong. It was not what 你 have wanted. Made money 由 playing songs, though nopony wanted to sing along. 你 felt that your talent was kind of wasted. Didn't last long. So long, goodbye to my old place. Canterlot, Canterlot, where the best of ponies are there. 你 ran off, so wrong. Your parents look at 你 sad. Famous, famous. That's the only word that went through your head. They came to me. They looked at me, so I told them
Henry: *playing piano*
Dexter: I'm the type of 小马 everypony, everypony should know X3
Vinyl Scratch: *Playing drums*
Dexter: Octavia, why are 你 playing the cello, so mellow Octavia, Octavia, Octavia! Octavia! Why are 你 still playing the cello, so mello? Octavia, Octavia, Octavia! Can 你 please play me a lullaby?
Octavia: *playing Cello
Vinyl Scratch: *playing wubs*
Dexter: Here 你 are in Canterlot, it's the place 你 always dreamed about. It's exactly what 你 have wanted. Playing 音乐 with the big boys now, everyone is cheering, and 你 take a bow. Everything is going well just as expected. So 你 decided to call, your best 老友记 back from the past. It's me, your friend. I wonder how it has been all these years. Can't talk, not now, busy making a new song. Regret, regret. Why did I forget about her for so long? I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm the type of 小马 everypony everypony should know. But I forget who I am so I think I should go back home. Should I stay here at the place where everybody knows me for so long?
1 秒 of silence
Dexter: Octavia!
Ponies: *playing instruments*
Dexter: Why are 你 still playing the cello, so mellow? Octavia, Octavia, Octavia! Octavia, why are 你 still playing the cello so mellow Octavia, Octavia, Octavia!

The rest of the band kept playing, and the crowd cheered. It sure felt good to everyone, even Octavia.

The End.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman 爬坡道, 小山
Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman Hill
The train went up Sherman Hill, and Gordon was shoveling coal

Gordon: Hey, if 你 let me drive this train, I will be the happiest 小马 ever.
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: dadlhbndfgonlkesjgkodsfgbvdfljkgzx! YOU. Leave this train right now! If you're going to torturize me, then get off this train
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: Yoyoyoyo! Now, you're making me mad! Get the hell off this train.
Hawkeye: Nah, I kinda like it in here. We're not even halfway up, why have 你 stopped shoveling?
Gordon: Because that's what 你 should be doing.
Hawkeye: Says the one with the shovel.
Gordon: Fine! *shovels...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Scorpio
Scorpio
Seanthehedgehog presents.

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny 日 when a 小马 with a sniper 步枪 was looking at a mare swimming. The 小马 with the 步枪 was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the 最佳, 返回页首 of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an 小时 later, a 小马 was walking. This 小马 was known as Harry...
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 Robin 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩
Robin Hood
This may sound like the story of a person that robbed the rich, and fed the poor. Your wrong. It's the story of a pony that robbed the rich to feed the poor.

It all started when Robin 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 was walking through the forest with his best friend, and partner Little John. The two always had each other's backs, but when they were walking somepony spotted them, the sheriff.

The sheriff ordered four police officers to attack them. These two were wanted dead, 或者 alive. The two ponies that were being shot at saw a shed to hide in, and they went in it. The police 迷失 them, and went somewhere else.

LJ:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight ran to the 城堡 in Canterlot

Celestia: !reh llik ot gniog m'I thgiliwT dnif I nehW
Twilight: *enters throne* !!seccnirP
Celestia: *shoots at Twilight*
Twilight: *yawa snur*
Celestia: !ereh kcab teG
Twilight: *gninnur llits* ?won od I od thaW
Pinkie Pie: Twilight!!
Twilight: ?eiP eikniP
Pinkie Pie: You're stuck to speaking in reverse aren't you?
Twilight: ?sdrawkcab gnikaeps ton uoy era woH
Pinkie Pie: Oh I am. I'm speaking in reverse, in reverse.
Twilight: ?tahW
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, it's possible!
Twilight: .os yas uoy fI
Pinkie Pie: 你 can do it
Twilight: *seirt* Bitches!!
Pinkie Pie: 你 did it!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Somewhere in the atlantic ocean

Equestrian pony54: *grabs fish*
Equestrian pony67: *walks inside part of boat*
Equestrian captain: Good morning Rob.
Rob: Hello captain. *pushes button*

The 墙 moved, and revealed a secret room. This was no ordinary fishing boat.

Equestrian pony65: Good to see 你 again Rob.
Rob: Only so I can take over your shift.
Equestrian pony87: I think we got something.
Equestrian pony54: I'm reeling it in right now.
Rob: Hang on, that thing we're reeling in, it's a bomb!
Equestrian pony87: You're pulling in a bomb! STOP!
Equestrian pony54: Too late! Hit the don't sink button!...
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A little note: before I start, I'd like to acknowledge the other awesome bronies doing some rocking fan-fiction! 你 guys are really talented! So with that out of the way, let's go further into this story!


I stared at them, my wings I mean. I just stared perplexed; I have only remembered seeing two ponies yet I knew my wings weren't normal. Were they why I'm evil? I had to find out! I looked at the trash I was laying in, a hooded robe! Now no-pony else will be calling me a thing 或者 evil! I stumbled out of the alley way I was thrown in, I couldn't remember how to walk! Ok. Left hoof, right hoof,...
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