Meanwhile, on the train
Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do 你 know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps 你 should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger 2: Be quiet! We're watching the scenery!
Passenger: I gotta swim across the atlantic ocean!! Fuck your scenery!
Passenger 2: *looks at smartphone* Now I see why the conductor jumped out of the train. *jumps out of train*
Meawhile, near the tracks
Bartholomew: *sees passenger land on hooves* Are 你 alright?
Passenger 2: Yeah. I just saw somepony using a smartphone!!
Bartholomew: We can't use those in 1951. Yet he, and another worker on this railroad I know did it!
Passenger 2: Do 你 suppose they were looking up the same thing?
Bartholomew: Yes, they actually were.
Passenger 2: Why?
Bartholomew: Not sure.
90 分钟 later at Denver's train station
Hawkeye: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *looks back* Wait a minute, where's Bartholomew?
Hawkeye: What do 你 mean? He's in the tr- *looks back* He's gone.
Coffee Creme: We gotta find him *climbs out engine*
Hawkeye: I gotta stay here!
Coffee Creme: Did 你 see the conductor?
Passenger: Did 你 see a plane to Neigh York?
Coffee Creme: No?
Passenger: Then I can't help 你 (God I can't believe I have to swin across the atlantic ocean!)
Passenger 3: Excuse me, miss? Did 你 say 你 were looking for your conductor?
Coffee Creme: Yes. 你 saw him?
Passenger 3: He jumped out the train. That passenger 你 were just talking to was using some futuristic machine, and annoyed the conductor, and another passenger.
Coffee Creme: Oh no
Back at Cheyenne
Pete: So 你 don't feel like 你 can be a conductor right?
Bartholomew: N-n-no sir, I don't.
Pete: Well, 你 can work in the yards if you'd like.
Bartholomew: Sure.
Snowflake: Big mistake!
Bartholomew: Why?
Pete: Ah, she's just teasing. Gordon worked in the yards last year, and he had a tough time.
Bartholomew: Where is Gordon anyway?
Gordon: *swimming in atlantic ocean* I should be close soon. *looks up* LAND!!! *swims toward land*
Nearby was a 跑道 in an airport
跑道 pony: Land!
Pilot: *about to land*
Gordon: Am I in Germany?!
跑道 pony: No, this is Jersey City.
Pilot: *crashes into building*
Gordon: Oh.
Meanwhile in the train yard at Cheyenne.
Red Rose: Orion, a little faster please.
Orion: *pushes freight cars a little faster*
Bartholomew: I don't see why Gordon hated this. *uncouples freight cars*
Red Rose: Be careful Bartholomew, there's a tank car with chemicals coming toward you. Uncouple it from the rest of the train.
Bartholomew: Ok
Orion: *pushes chemical car past Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: 嘿 wait!! *runs past chemical car*
Orion: *stops*
Bartholomew: *uncouples tank car*
The tank car started rolling, but Bartholomew's hoof somehow got stuck on the ladder*
Bartholomew: AHH! HELP!!!
Red Rose: What?
Orion: The?
Bartholomew: FUCK!! *nearly hits signal*
Orion: I hope he doesn't get hurt
Bartholomew: *grabs gun*
Red Rose: Why does he have that?
Bartholomew: *shoots ladder* I got to get free *shoots ladder*
Orion: Look out for the box car 下一个 to your tank car
Bartholomew: AH *hits box car, and falls off tank car* I'M OK!! Leave me here so I can rest my broken bones!!
The End
On The 下一个 Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon shows 你 how he got a smartphone in 1951
Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do 你 know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps 你 should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger 2: Be quiet! We're watching the scenery!
Passenger: I gotta swim across the atlantic ocean!! Fuck your scenery!
Passenger 2: *looks at smartphone* Now I see why the conductor jumped out of the train. *jumps out of train*
Meawhile, near the tracks
Bartholomew: *sees passenger land on hooves* Are 你 alright?
Passenger 2: Yeah. I just saw somepony using a smartphone!!
Bartholomew: We can't use those in 1951. Yet he, and another worker on this railroad I know did it!
Passenger 2: Do 你 suppose they were looking up the same thing?
Bartholomew: Yes, they actually were.
Passenger 2: Why?
Bartholomew: Not sure.
90 分钟 later at Denver's train station
Hawkeye: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *looks back* Wait a minute, where's Bartholomew?
Hawkeye: What do 你 mean? He's in the tr- *looks back* He's gone.
Coffee Creme: We gotta find him *climbs out engine*
Hawkeye: I gotta stay here!
Coffee Creme: Did 你 see the conductor?
Passenger: Did 你 see a plane to Neigh York?
Coffee Creme: No?
Passenger: Then I can't help 你 (God I can't believe I have to swin across the atlantic ocean!)
Passenger 3: Excuse me, miss? Did 你 say 你 were looking for your conductor?
Coffee Creme: Yes. 你 saw him?
Passenger 3: He jumped out the train. That passenger 你 were just talking to was using some futuristic machine, and annoyed the conductor, and another passenger.
Coffee Creme: Oh no
Back at Cheyenne
Pete: So 你 don't feel like 你 can be a conductor right?
Bartholomew: N-n-no sir, I don't.
Pete: Well, 你 can work in the yards if you'd like.
Bartholomew: Sure.
Snowflake: Big mistake!
Bartholomew: Why?
Pete: Ah, she's just teasing. Gordon worked in the yards last year, and he had a tough time.
Bartholomew: Where is Gordon anyway?
Gordon: *swimming in atlantic ocean* I should be close soon. *looks up* LAND!!! *swims toward land*
Nearby was a 跑道 in an airport
跑道 pony: Land!
Pilot: *about to land*
Gordon: Am I in Germany?!
跑道 pony: No, this is Jersey City.
Pilot: *crashes into building*
Gordon: Oh.
Meanwhile in the train yard at Cheyenne.
Red Rose: Orion, a little faster please.
Orion: *pushes freight cars a little faster*
Bartholomew: I don't see why Gordon hated this. *uncouples freight cars*
Red Rose: Be careful Bartholomew, there's a tank car with chemicals coming toward you. Uncouple it from the rest of the train.
Bartholomew: Ok
Orion: *pushes chemical car past Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: 嘿 wait!! *runs past chemical car*
Orion: *stops*
Bartholomew: *uncouples tank car*
The tank car started rolling, but Bartholomew's hoof somehow got stuck on the ladder*
Bartholomew: AHH! HELP!!!
Red Rose: What?
Orion: The?
Bartholomew: FUCK!! *nearly hits signal*
Orion: I hope he doesn't get hurt
Bartholomew: *grabs gun*
Red Rose: Why does he have that?
Bartholomew: *shoots ladder* I got to get free *shoots ladder*
Orion: Look out for the box car 下一个 to your tank car
Bartholomew: AH *hits box car, and falls off tank car* I'M OK!! Leave me here so I can rest my broken bones!!
The End
On The 下一个 Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon shows 你 how he got a smartphone in 1951
The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the 下一个 part.
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No 小马 shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every 小马 shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
或者 else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at 彩虹 Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No 小马 shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every 小马 shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
或者 else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at 彩虹 Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved 由 many. I made them laugh. Then one 日 I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that 嘿 apologized! She's giving 你 a 松饼 商店 right 下一个 to my 杯形饼, 蛋糕 shop! OMG and 你 get to have me throw 你 a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved 由 many. I made them laugh. Then one 日 I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that 嘿 apologized! She's giving 你 a 松饼 商店 right 下一个 to my 杯形饼, 蛋糕 shop! OMG and 你 get to have me throw 你 a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
First things first, thank 你 to anyone who reads this. Okay, so this is a continuation of The Journey of the New Brony 文章 I wrote a few weeks back. So, while watching Dragon Quest, I noticed even 更多 similarities between the events of the episode and the common new brony's experiences. Let me once again make them into a list. But because this is part 2, remember that the person is already a brony.
1. 你 go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and 你 admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. 你 try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. 你 do prove it.
6. 你 hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, 或者 粉丝 of ponies.
8. 你 discover who your true 老友记 are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best 文章 I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.
1. 你 go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and 你 admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. 你 try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. 你 do prove it.
6. 你 hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, 或者 粉丝 of ponies.
8. 你 discover who your true 老友记 are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best 文章 I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.