Two police officers walked to the police cheif. Buddy was near getting a cup of water
Cop 1: Sir, we need to talk to you.
Cheif: What is it?
Cop 2: What those seven up's did was not how we do police work.
Cheif: 你 two bastards have been saying that for the last 23 times now. Give it a rest.
Buddy: *walks to cheif*
Cheif: Ignore them Buddy, 你 did fantastic.
Buddy: Yeah. They're just jealous. *goes to seven up's room*
Sigmund: Hey. What's good Bud?
Click-Clack: I don't understand how he lives in Manehattan, but likes the Oakland Raiders.
Buddy: I'm telling you, they're the best football team in all of Equestria.
Ringo: 你 stallions, and your sports. We need to focus on our 下一个 target. 白饭, 大米 Limbo, and Clint Miller.
Buddy: I've got a hunch there's somepony that can tell us about those two. I'll be back.
Buddy left the headquarters, and went towards the manehattan bridge. Another 小马 was waiting for him.
Buddy: *looks at river* Remember when we used to swim in that shit?
Vito: Yeah, I can remember being in that poisonous water. We were colts, we had no clue what we were doing.
Buddy: *smiles* Yeah, that's true. How is your wife?
Vito: She's good. I'm taking her to a play tonight.
Buddy: Oh yeah? Which one?
Vito: The Lion King
Buddy: Oh wow, hope 你 stay alive during the entire thing.
Vito: Yeah. I tried talking my wife out of it, but she refused. I wonder how many others are being dragged out to see that terrible shit.
Buddy: Hopefully none. Uh, listen. What do 你 know about 白饭, 大米 Limbo, and Clint Miller?
Vito: I know one of them operates his own organization. I think it's 白饭, 大米 that operates it.
Buddy: What about Miller?
Vito: He's Rice's Capo. You're dealing with a mafia here.
Buddy: Oh wow. This could be fun. Well, I have to go. Bye Vito *walks off*
Vito: Oh hey! Do 你 have that $50 你 owe me?
Buddy: Oh sure, here *gives Vito $50*
Vito: Thanks *walks away*
Buddy: *walks other direction*
2 B continued
Cop 1: Sir, we need to talk to you.
Cheif: What is it?
Cop 2: What those seven up's did was not how we do police work.
Cheif: 你 two bastards have been saying that for the last 23 times now. Give it a rest.
Buddy: *walks to cheif*
Cheif: Ignore them Buddy, 你 did fantastic.
Buddy: Yeah. They're just jealous. *goes to seven up's room*
Sigmund: Hey. What's good Bud?
Click-Clack: I don't understand how he lives in Manehattan, but likes the Oakland Raiders.
Buddy: I'm telling you, they're the best football team in all of Equestria.
Ringo: 你 stallions, and your sports. We need to focus on our 下一个 target. 白饭, 大米 Limbo, and Clint Miller.
Buddy: I've got a hunch there's somepony that can tell us about those two. I'll be back.
Buddy left the headquarters, and went towards the manehattan bridge. Another 小马 was waiting for him.
Buddy: *looks at river* Remember when we used to swim in that shit?
Vito: Yeah, I can remember being in that poisonous water. We were colts, we had no clue what we were doing.
Buddy: *smiles* Yeah, that's true. How is your wife?
Vito: She's good. I'm taking her to a play tonight.
Buddy: Oh yeah? Which one?
Vito: The Lion King
Buddy: Oh wow, hope 你 stay alive during the entire thing.
Vito: Yeah. I tried talking my wife out of it, but she refused. I wonder how many others are being dragged out to see that terrible shit.
Buddy: Hopefully none. Uh, listen. What do 你 know about 白饭, 大米 Limbo, and Clint Miller?
Vito: I know one of them operates his own organization. I think it's 白饭, 大米 that operates it.
Buddy: What about Miller?
Vito: He's Rice's Capo. You're dealing with a mafia here.
Buddy: Oh wow. This could be fun. Well, I have to go. Bye Vito *walks off*
Vito: Oh hey! Do 你 have that $50 你 owe me?
Buddy: Oh sure, here *gives Vito $50*
Vito: Thanks *walks away*
Buddy: *walks other direction*
2 B continued
MEANWHILE:
Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! 你 didn't vote for me?!
Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.
Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!
Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help 由 mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! 你 could have actually won this election if 你 just listened to me. 你 wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.
Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).
AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.
Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.
Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).
Sweetie Belle: What about now?
Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.
Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.
AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.
Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! 你 didn't vote for me?!
Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.
Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!
Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help 由 mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! 你 could have actually won this election if 你 just listened to me. 你 wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.
Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).
AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.
Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.
Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).
Sweetie Belle: What about now?
Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.
Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.
AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.
Two fanfictions that I wrote starring Applejack. The first one is Wings
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苹果白兰地 gets a lot of work, and some ponies annoy her. One of them is Derpy, but AJ gets a chance to make fun of Derpy.
Applejack's Double Life
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With a beautiful theme song, and several gunfights, what's not to love? 加入 Applejack, and her cousin Braeburn as they fight the Film Flam brothers for Braeburn's orchard in this wild west style fanfiction.
Enjoy these fanfictions, and make sure to read 更多 fanfictions 由 me, Seanthehedgehog. The leader in fanfictions.
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苹果白兰地 gets a lot of work, and some ponies annoy her. One of them is Derpy, but AJ gets a chance to make fun of Derpy.
Applejack's Double Life
link
With a beautiful theme song, and several gunfights, what's not to love? 加入 Applejack, and her cousin Braeburn as they fight the Film Flam brothers for Braeburn's orchard in this wild west style fanfiction.
Enjoy these fanfictions, and make sure to read 更多 fanfictions 由 me, Seanthehedgehog. The leader in fanfictions.