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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a somewhat dark night in San Franciscolt. A 小马 dressed as a clown was running toward a fence, and when he got there, he started climbing it.

US soldiers: He's over there!! *run*
clown: *running*
US soldiers: *shoot clown*
clown: *laying on ground*
US soldiers: Check his body. *search* He doesn't have it. Let's go.

下一个 morning in Canterlot

Con: Hello Moneybit, 你 look fine on this wonderful day.
Moneybit: That's because I'm not trying to assassinate anyone near you.
Con: *laughs* It's not your fault.
Moneybit: He'll see 你 now.
Con: Oh good *walks into P's office*
P: Good morning Con.
Con: Hello sir. What mission do 你 have for me today?
P: Before I breif 你 on your mission, let me just say that what 你 did with Double X was completely unacceptable.
Con: So?
P: 你 fucked a mare in an enemy organization!
Con: And it felt good.
P: Whatever. Take a look at this. *shows egg*
Con: Where did 你 get this?
P: It was retrieved 由 0009 before he was killed in San Fran.
Con: How did he get it here during his death?
P: His body was found, and we brought it back here. Now it's supposed to have a secret message hidden inside it.
Con: *opens egg* It says that Las Pegasus is next.
P: You're meeting with Mirage, Fenix, and Rain Bouvier at the Midas casino, run 由 a 小马 named Tara.
Con: Ok. *leaves*
Moneybit: 你 have to see S before 你 leave.
Con: Sure.
S: *comes from lab* 0007, this way please. *goes back in*
Con: *follows*
S: 你 won't get much for this mission. Just your standard Nambu pistol, and this. *shows coins*
Con: What do 你 expect me to buy?
S: I expect 你 to buy yourself time. What they really are, are mines. They can stick onto any surface, and can be detonated anytime with this *shows pen*
Con: Does every pen 你 give me have to do with explosives?
S: 你 could say that. Good luck.

Later, in the Midas Casino

Tara: Good morning everypony. As 你 know, we are killing everypony with my 低音 大炮, 加农炮 called Octopus-3.
US soldier: What makes Octopus-3 powerful?
Tara: It's a far range 大炮, 加农炮 that can attack any city that it pleases. We were supposed to attack this city, but somepony infiltrated with our plans. He's dead now, but there is another 小马 that is attacking our group, and is still alive. Whoever it is, will be a problem.
US Soldier: No kidding
Tara: In the meantime, here's what we have to worry about *shows map* We have bribed the western part of the Equestrian army to be part of our group, but there are others that can attack us. Below us, is Mexico. They may be near us, but we have a stronger army. The same with eastern Equestria, and Germany. Nopony can defeat us!

For now

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