These are some of the 语录 I remember. Enjoy!
It needs to be about 20% cooler. -Rainbow Dash
Oh, it is ON! -Rarity
The fun has been doubled! -Luna
I'd like to be a tree... -Fluttershy
Aw, make sense? What fun is there in making sense? -Discord
Come on everypony. I want to see 你 smile! -Pinkie
I didn't put those in my bag! -Bon Bon
But I want it NOW! -Applebloom
What are you, a dictionary!? -Scootaloo
I hate library! -Pinkie
You're...GOING TO 爱情 ME! -Fluttershy
What are you, a SNITCH? - Babs
Good boy, Angel. Mama's proud of you. -Fluttershy
What's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE! -Fluttershy
Why, do 你 need a good LAUGH? -Pinkie
Twiley! -Shining Armor
Pinkie Pie, you're a genius! No, I'm a chicken! -Pinkie and Twilight
EXACTLY! -Applejack
Then, 你 just eat em'. Applejack
We have to stop Nightmare! -Spike
If it's headless, where does it know where it's goin'? I 说 headless, not brainless! -Rainbow Dash and Applejack
He can be a real sweetheart once 你 get to know him. -Fluttershy
Isn't it smashing? -Sweetie Belle
Eeyup. -Big Mac
I can clear the sky in 10 秒 FLAT. -Rainbow Dash
I just don't know what went wrong. -Derpy
And bring back the money! -Mayor Mare
OH COME ON! -Sweetie Belle
Eh, I've seen better. -Pinkie
Stop! I've just had myself groomed! -Prince Blueblood
MY PIE! -Soarin'
Come on everypony, I want to see 你 shake those groove things! -Pinkie
Afraid to get DIRTY?! -Rarity
There was something in my throat. I wasn't scared at all! -Scootaloo
NOPONY BREAKS A PINKIE PROMISE! -Pinkie
Who doesn't 爱情 the scent of frosting? -Rarity
Hey, 彩虹 Dash. Do 你 have new moves in your tricktionary, 或者 are 你 just Old School? -Gilda
Don't worry, Fluttershy! Let your auntie Pinkie Pie take care of this! -Pinkie
Oh, a baby dragon! -Fluttershy
It's the new trend. -Rarity
Hey, nice moves kid. -Rainbow Dash
Baked goods, 更多 like BAKED BADS! -Pinkie
Chump. -Rainbow Dash
That's not an Ursa major, it's an Ursa MINOR. -Twilight
Didn't 你 read that book I gave you?! -Twilight
BBBFF? Big brother best friend forever? -Twilight
你 need to stop saving my rump like that! -Shining Armor
It's liquid pride! -Shining Armor
Face your fears! -Luna
This is my book, and I'm going to read it! -Twilight
Give me that BOOK! -Twilight
This is WINING! -Rarity
A 小马 with expensive tastes, I see. -Fleur De Lis
Woah, just woah. -Scootaloo
Was there ever any doubt? -Trixie
Hey, I don't leave my 老友记 hangin'. -Rainbow Dash
Why can't 你 watch me like a griffon? -Pinkie
Hello, did I miss anything? -Luna
Who goes there? Stay indoors, Twilight. -Luna
And, my favorite...
Everything is going to be just fine! -Twilight
It needs to be about 20% cooler. -Rainbow Dash
Oh, it is ON! -Rarity
The fun has been doubled! -Luna
I'd like to be a tree... -Fluttershy
Aw, make sense? What fun is there in making sense? -Discord
Come on everypony. I want to see 你 smile! -Pinkie
I didn't put those in my bag! -Bon Bon
But I want it NOW! -Applebloom
What are you, a dictionary!? -Scootaloo
I hate library! -Pinkie
You're...GOING TO 爱情 ME! -Fluttershy
What are you, a SNITCH? - Babs
Good boy, Angel. Mama's proud of you. -Fluttershy
What's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE! -Fluttershy
Why, do 你 need a good LAUGH? -Pinkie
Twiley! -Shining Armor
Pinkie Pie, you're a genius! No, I'm a chicken! -Pinkie and Twilight
EXACTLY! -Applejack
Then, 你 just eat em'. Applejack
We have to stop Nightmare! -Spike
If it's headless, where does it know where it's goin'? I 说 headless, not brainless! -Rainbow Dash and Applejack
He can be a real sweetheart once 你 get to know him. -Fluttershy
Isn't it smashing? -Sweetie Belle
Eeyup. -Big Mac
I can clear the sky in 10 秒 FLAT. -Rainbow Dash
I just don't know what went wrong. -Derpy
And bring back the money! -Mayor Mare
OH COME ON! -Sweetie Belle
Eh, I've seen better. -Pinkie
Stop! I've just had myself groomed! -Prince Blueblood
MY PIE! -Soarin'
Come on everypony, I want to see 你 shake those groove things! -Pinkie
Afraid to get DIRTY?! -Rarity
There was something in my throat. I wasn't scared at all! -Scootaloo
NOPONY BREAKS A PINKIE PROMISE! -Pinkie
Who doesn't 爱情 the scent of frosting? -Rarity
Hey, 彩虹 Dash. Do 你 have new moves in your tricktionary, 或者 are 你 just Old School? -Gilda
Don't worry, Fluttershy! Let your auntie Pinkie Pie take care of this! -Pinkie
Oh, a baby dragon! -Fluttershy
It's the new trend. -Rarity
Hey, nice moves kid. -Rainbow Dash
Baked goods, 更多 like BAKED BADS! -Pinkie
Chump. -Rainbow Dash
That's not an Ursa major, it's an Ursa MINOR. -Twilight
Didn't 你 read that book I gave you?! -Twilight
BBBFF? Big brother best friend forever? -Twilight
你 need to stop saving my rump like that! -Shining Armor
It's liquid pride! -Shining Armor
Face your fears! -Luna
This is my book, and I'm going to read it! -Twilight
Give me that BOOK! -Twilight
This is WINING! -Rarity
A 小马 with expensive tastes, I see. -Fleur De Lis
Woah, just woah. -Scootaloo
Was there ever any doubt? -Trixie
Hey, I don't leave my 老友记 hangin'. -Rainbow Dash
Why can't 你 watch me like a griffon? -Pinkie
Hello, did I miss anything? -Luna
Who goes there? Stay indoors, Twilight. -Luna
And, my favorite...
Everything is going to be just fine! -Twilight
Pegasus 枫, 枫树 Syrup tumbled out of bed, only to see her daughter Gummy 熊 waiting for her. "C'mon, Mom, wake up!" Gummy said. 枫, 枫树 got up and stretched, and walked down the stars followed 由 Gummy. 枫, 枫树 lived a normal, tired, life and loved Gummy, but was very bored of having the same schedule every day: get woken up 由 Gummy, talk to her husband, Buttered Pancake, go to work, come home, cook supper, put Gummy to bed, and then go to 床, 床上 herself. Buttered wakes up, goes to work, comes home, and then goes to bed. Gummy wakes up, goes to school, comes home, and then gets put to 床, 床上 由 Maple. But. even though she didn't know it, 枫, 枫树 was going to have a very different 日 today.