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posted by karinabrony
1.) Whenever one of your pets run away, 你 say, ''You're...GOING TO 爱情 ME!''.

2.) 你 got extremely mad when Gilda made Fluttershy cry.

3.) 你 go on websites like Equestria Daily and My Little Brony.

4.) Whenever 你 eat a 彩虹 colored 糖果 (for example, Skittles, 酸, 酸奶 Taffy, etc.) , 你 think of 彩虹 Dash.

5.) Whenever 你 see a Granny Smith apple, 你 think of Granny Smith.

6.) When someone has a My Little 小马 merchandise and they don't even know what it is, 你 immediately 问题 them like, ''Who's your 最喜爱的 character?'' and ''Where did 你 get it at?''.

7.) 你 contribute to this club and post a lot of images.

8.) 你 write 粉丝 fictions of your OC's 或者 最喜爱的 characters.

9.) 你 have an OC.

10.) 你 try to get your voice to sound like a character on the show.

11.) When 你 ride your scooter 或者 bike down a 爬坡道, 小山 或者 something, 你 think you're 彩虹 Dash doing a sonic Rainboom.

12.) 你 freaked out and nearly died when they had MLP T-Shirts.

13.) 你 are always 唱歌 或者 humming songs from MLP.

14.) This is your most used quote: Bro Hoof. /)

15.) 你 bro hoof people when 你 congratulate them.

16.) 你 start classifying your 老友记 由 the mane 6.

17.) Every time 你 pass 由 a pile of rocks, 你 mutter under your breath, ''Chumps...''.

18.) When 你 lose your patience, 你 say ''But I want it NOW!'' Applebloom style.

19.) 你 call your 老友记 Sugar cube.

20.) 你 say ''Hi everyPONY!''.

21.) Waiting for Saturday seems like a year.

22.) 你 want a BF/GF that is a brony, too.

23.) Sometimes 你 write letters ending, ''Your Faithful student,''.

24.) 你 need 更多 shelf 太空 for all of your ponies.

25.) Whenever a chicken is mentioned, 你 think of Scootaloo.

26.) 你 run like you're running in the Olymics to the Toy Section of the store.

27.) When something awesome happens, 你 say ''The fun has been doubled!''.

28.) 你 draw 粉丝 Art of characters.

29.) 你 think of Sweetie Belle when 你 see a dictionary.

30.) 你 have a MLP coloring book.

31.) On your MLP coloring book 或者 your printed coloring pages, 你 have to color everything just perfect.

32.) 你 doodle ponies in class and when it turns out perfect unepectedly, 你 take it 首页 and finish it.

33.) On Valentines Day, 你 say, ''Happy Hearts and Hooves day!''.

34.) On Christmas, 你 say, ''Happy Hearth's Warming Eve!''.

35.) 你 have only 小马 merchandise on your wish list.

36.) 你 have 小马 songs on your play 列表 and it keeps on expanding.

37.) 你 want to see Equestria Girls really bad.

38.) If something bad happens to your toys of ponies, 你 immediatley want to cry 或者 你 feel really sad.

39.) 你 collect MLP toys.

40.) At School, 你 talk about MLP non stop.

41.) 你 have the apps of MLP.

42.) 你 have a medal on this club.

43.) 你 call yourself a brony/pegasister.

Well, that's all I had. If any of these are you, leave it in the 评论 section. Thank you.
Tom: Now this is a short segment where I like to inform 你 about simple things that not many ponies take time to notice. The first thing being we all have something in common, and that is...we're all here in Neigh Jersey.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: At an auditorium. In a high school.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: 你 ever wonder why Manehattan always gets so much praise?! It's a fucking dump!
Crowd: *Cheering, and laughing*
Tom: It's a cesspool of littering, rape, and traffic jams!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: There might be a few good landmarks here and there, but 你 have to wait 3 hours for 70 cars...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his 下一个 joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered 由 the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: 你 get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, 你 yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but 你 must understand 你 don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Mare: *Pushing a shopping 大车, 购物车 through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have 你 ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well 你 better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do 你 know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a 小马, 柯尔特 named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down 街, 街道 passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link


This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
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added by TimberHumphrey
added by TimberHumphrey
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy 显示 that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank 你 everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank 你 very much....
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你 see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, 你 got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, 你 got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If 你 wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If 你 wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is 更多 than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what 你 needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
so here are a few theories i got for this show:

Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult 小马 stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.

Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's 最佳, 返回页首 student, i always thought there was something 更多 to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're 更多 than just teacher and ex-student.

Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted 由 his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The final part of Tom Foolery's 显示 is here.

Tom: Now, most of 你 probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give 你 an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and 你 stop at a red light. Do 你 ever try to 移动 an extra inch 或者 two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when 你 see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. 你 just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining 你 with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most 最近的 film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His 最近的 role as Dr. Robotnik...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but 你 know what another 流行的 target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now 你 assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do 你 really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What's a comedy 显示 without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, 或者 the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, 或者 Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After mentioning things 你 should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: 你 know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where 你 can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy 显示 that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank 你 everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank 你 very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help 你 officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. 你 know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black 可兑换, 可转换, 敞篷车 with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the 可兑换, 可转换, 敞篷车 they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times 由 a blue unicorn. He gets punched one 更多 time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 下一个 to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...
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