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It starts with me watching tv, drawing, 或者 anything else, when a portal appears out of nowhere! I thought I was still asleep, but it wasn't a dream. I figured it was a time travel portal, so I jump in, and.....ZAP!! I thought I went back in time. Turns out I got turned into a stallion and got sent to Ponyville! I was stunned. I passed out, and six mares surrounded me. One said, "I've never seen him before!" Another 说 "Maybe he can help me buck apples!" And the last one 说 "He's kinda cute! Does he like parties?" I was out for two minutes. The moment I woke up, the same six mares were staring back at me! The 粉, 粉色 one 说 "Hi!" And I shot up in the air and yelled "Ahhhh!! Talking ponies!!" She 说 "What'd I say?" Landing back on the ground, a blue pegasus with rainbow-colored hair 说 "He wears glasses. Is he an egghead like you?" The purple one snapped, "Dash, be nice!" To my surprise, the yellow 小马 in a cowboy hat sat right 下一个 to me and said, "Howdy! What's yer name?" I told her my name, and they introduced themselves. Applejack, the yellow one, instantly liked me, and decided to stay with me! We talked to get to know each other, and she learned I was very shy and quiet. AJ wanted me to meet Fluttershy (who somehow wasn't there),we went for a walk, meeting everyone else. Upon meeting Fluttershy, she didn't say much, but we became 老友记 easily. At some point I admitted I liked AJ, and she said, "Oh, that's very cute! Ah like ya too!" Talking to 彩虹 Dash was frustrating. She looked at me, got closer to my face, and stared. Soarin came in and saw Dash staring me down and said, "C'mon, Dash, leave him alone! He's new here!" I mentioned how I'm a 粉丝 of Dash, and she blushed and said, "Oh, my bad! Sorry!" I had brought in my drawing before, and showed them to her. She said, "You did these as a human? Cool!" I became a unicorn, 由 the way. I left with AJ. She 说 I looked handsome as a unicorn. Meeting Twilight Sparkle was interesting. She went nuts when I told her I enjoy reading. She showed me book after book, then we just had a talk. Pinkie Pie was bouncing off the walls, asking me too many questions. She asked me I she could throw a party noting my arrival, and I said, "Knock yourself out!" Rarity wasn't present before, but she asked me to model an outfit without any thoughts. She looked at me (I was steamed she put me in a dress), and said, "Oh my! I'm sorry!" I introduced myself, and she was surprised 由 my kindness and shyness. She 说 "Mark, huh? Nice name. I hope 你 get your cutie mark soon, darling!" I said, "She's beautiful. Why are 你 girls being so nice?" AJ said, "We want to be your friends. Why?" I said, "Nothing." I met her older brother Big Macintosh and younger sister Applebloom. She said, "No cutie mark, huh? Ah feel the same way!" I kicked a few trees to 显示 my strength, and they were impressed. After meeting the princess (she looked at me with interest), we went to where I was sleeping. Pinkie threw a party, and we had a good time. Twilight said, "You are so handsome! Oops..." I said, "It's fine, just don't fight over me!" Dash said, "Your'e cool. How about 你 stay? We can help 你 bring your stuff from the real world here!" I said, "All right!" After the party, they played a game of hide-and-seek to determine who gets to be the girlfriend. Quite rough, they went at it (only Twilight, Pinkie, AJ, and Rarity played)! Guess who won?? Well, I'll tell 你 in the 下一个 one. Leave any 评论 about who 你 think wins!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about 彩虹 Dash?
Rarity: 彩虹 Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 8
Taking Control
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Fluttershy - stop don't hurt me I have story to say!
Dan - Why the hell 你 tried to kill me.
Fluttershy - I was controlled, please listen to me untill HE come here.
Darkness - He?
Fluttershy - King of Demons 你 need to stop him he- *gets stabbed*
Hunter - Too much babbling.
Fluttershy - *falls cold on ground*
Dan - What the-
Hunter - Ha ha ha ha ha... Idiots... 你 ALL are idiots!
Darkness - What are 你 doing...
Hunter - I found key to world control, we are being controlled 由 one "person"
Whiteheart - He's insane..
Hunter - And 你 fools gave me enough...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry had to get into the stadium to save Adrenaline, but he had to use a lock pick to unlock his friend's car.

Flag Pony: 3, 2, 1, destroy!
Racers: *Crashing into each other*
Racer 76: *In a Roadmaster, hits the back of Adrenaline's car*
Adrenaline: *Turns his car 180 degrees, and dives into the car*
Racer 76: *Hits two cars at once*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Racer 53: *Crashes into a station wagon*
Racer 30: *In the station wagon, and hits the Roadmaster*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Larry: *Gets into Adrenaline's El Freighto, and puts on a racer's helmet*

Song: link

Adrenaline:...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: 8u
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia met up in the parking lot near their station after their shift ended.

Tim: 你 wanted to see me?
Julia: I need a ride to Local Consideration.
Tim: Okay. *Walks with Julia to his Viper*
 Tim's 毒蛇
Tim's Viper


Halfway to Local Consideration, Julia decided to talk to Tim.

Julia: Do 你 enjoy working with Toby?
Tim: Sure. How's Red treating you?
Julia: She has a crush on you.
Tim: I see.
Julia: What do 你 think about Toby?
Tim: He thinks you're smoking hot.
Julia: These new guys both have a crush on us.
Tim: I know how to get Red away from me, but I'm not sure how to stop Toby.
Julia: I know...
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added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily
WindWaker was constant about me seeing this episode.

I did my best to see it.. But I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick.

The heater to my Camper isn't working so I'm sleeping in the cold, because I have no free beds till my sister and brother return to school in Newfoundland..

So yeah.
When I say I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick I mean I've been definitely TOTALLY fuckin sick.

But I did what I could, and watched the episode..

This is exactly what I excepted from a Diamond Tiera episode..
Despite all my jokes and mockery.
I always sensed a secret sadness in her.
(Fuckin...
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real 语录 由 me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way 或者 anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no 更多 than what 你 expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing 更多 to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable 你 just want to take everything 你 own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless 你 like stupid comedies...
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell 你 the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong 日 mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd 你 do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money 更多 then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting 你 be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did 你 do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. 你 changed my voice...
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posted by bluethunder25
As most of 你 already know, I've 给 更多 than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight 说 to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand 由 my opinion that she was out of line when she 说 that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did 你 get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...
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So yeah, no new episode for 3 weeks

3

The 下一个 episode will be episode 100

100 - the first episode number that will have 3 digits

3

Now I don't plan on seeing any spoilers for the 100th episode but I can assume there's a 3 in there somewhere that I'll find later, so call that 3 an IOU

Wait. I O U

3 letters

3

3 sets of 3

333

the number of 3s found before "I O U" in this 文章 is 6

6 3s

switch that statement around and 你 get "3 6s"

666

THE DEVIL'S NUMBER

ILLUMINATI

WAKE UP EQUESTRIA
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Source: derpibooru
posted by Seanthehedgehog
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case 饼干 at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told 你 that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: 嘿 Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case 饼干 with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....
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