Not far away from the stealth boat, a japanese freighter was sending supplies to South Korea. Things were going to be the same as it was in the 前一个 attack, 或者 were they?
Steve Jobs: I see the japanese boat.
Snails: Get the North Koreans notified about this.
Steve Jobs: The Japanese will try to attack, but we need that 导弹 to hit Hong Kong, is it ready?
Snails: Press the magic button, and Hong Kong dissapears.
Steve Jobs: You've outlived your contract. *kills Snails*
Con: How dare you?!
Steve Jobs: It was snails, no one likes him, not even the bronies!
korean pony54: We have two airplanes heading toward them.
Steve Jobs: Excellent. Get the newspapers ready.
Con: *shoots korean pony54*
Steve Jobs: Stop him!
koreans: *restrain Rain Bouvier*
Rain: Let me go!
Steve Jobs: Tie her to the crane, and let her drown.
Con: *kills koreans*
Steve Jobs: What the fuck do 你 think I pay 你 for?! KILL HIM!!
Con: *kills Steve Jobs*
koreans: Our leader is dead *commit suicide*
Meanwhile in Canterlot
S: Con killed Steve Jobs
P: Yes! Now his acts of terrorism are done for!
Japanese: Hold on, what's that?
north koreans: It's a stealth boat. A 导弹 is being launched from it!
Con: *hits abbort code*
Japanese: The 导弹 is falling!
north koreans: Where was it heading?
Japaese: No idea. Why were we fighting again?
North koreans: No clue *leave*
Con: *returns to Canterlot*
rain: *goes to ponyville*
The End
In memory of Ian Fleming, the creator of James Bond.
1908-1964
Steve Jobs: I see the japanese boat.
Snails: Get the North Koreans notified about this.
Steve Jobs: The Japanese will try to attack, but we need that 导弹 to hit Hong Kong, is it ready?
Snails: Press the magic button, and Hong Kong dissapears.
Steve Jobs: You've outlived your contract. *kills Snails*
Con: How dare you?!
Steve Jobs: It was snails, no one likes him, not even the bronies!
korean pony54: We have two airplanes heading toward them.
Steve Jobs: Excellent. Get the newspapers ready.
Con: *shoots korean pony54*
Steve Jobs: Stop him!
koreans: *restrain Rain Bouvier*
Rain: Let me go!
Steve Jobs: Tie her to the crane, and let her drown.
Con: *kills koreans*
Steve Jobs: What the fuck do 你 think I pay 你 for?! KILL HIM!!
Con: *kills Steve Jobs*
koreans: Our leader is dead *commit suicide*
Meanwhile in Canterlot
S: Con killed Steve Jobs
P: Yes! Now his acts of terrorism are done for!
Japanese: Hold on, what's that?
north koreans: It's a stealth boat. A 导弹 is being launched from it!
Con: *hits abbort code*
Japanese: The 导弹 is falling!
north koreans: Where was it heading?
Japaese: No idea. Why were we fighting again?
North koreans: No clue *leave*
Con: *returns to Canterlot*
rain: *goes to ponyville*
The End
In memory of Ian Fleming, the creator of James Bond.
1908-1964
Ok, yes, intro after the first part. I forgot. So yeah.
A whole year, after Shining Armor and Cadence's wedding, the Mane 6 are going to their anniversary. They will meet tough dangers along the way. Who knows what...
~~Characters~~
Twilight Sparkle
彩虹 Dash
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rarity
Cadence
Shining Armor
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
Shadow Mist (OC)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Part 1: link
A whole year, after Shining Armor and Cadence's wedding, the Mane 6 are going to their anniversary. They will meet tough dangers along the way. Who knows what...
~~Characters~~
Twilight Sparkle
彩虹 Dash
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rarity
Cadence
Shining Armor
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
Shadow Mist (OC)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Part 1: link
LATER!
"Why are 你 so sure I can find 你 gems?" Sweetie 钟, 贝尔 asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.
"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed 你 how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.
As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.
"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie 钟, 贝尔 insisted.
"What NOW" Rover groaned.
"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie 钟, 贝尔 told him.
"Wha- No!" Rover cried.
"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie 钟, 贝尔 cried stubbornly.
"There's no way in hell I'm giving 你 a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.
Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.
Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.
"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie 钟, 贝尔 cried annoyingly, from on 最佳, 返回页首 of Rover.
"Why are 你 so sure I can find 你 gems?" Sweetie 钟, 贝尔 asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.
"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed 你 how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.
As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.
"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie 钟, 贝尔 insisted.
"What NOW" Rover groaned.
"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie 钟, 贝尔 told him.
"Wha- No!" Rover cried.
"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie 钟, 贝尔 cried stubbornly.
"There's no way in hell I'm giving 你 a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.
Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.
Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.
"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie 钟, 贝尔 cried annoyingly, from on 最佳, 返回页首 of Rover.