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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nikki's Wrestler
Nikki's Wrestler
It was a wonderful 日 in Ponyville, then four cars passed 由 on a straight peice of road. They were

Sean the hedgehog in a '69 Corvette
Daredevil in a Toycolta Supra
彩虹 Dash in a Dodge Pegasus
Nikki West in a Flim Wrestler

Nikki enjoys drag races, especially with her friends. Her car is fast with nearly 600 horsepower, but was it enough to win?

Sean: *driving 下一个 to Nikki*
Nikki: An can't lose.
Sean: Neither can I *uses Nitrous*
彩虹 Dash: Come on! I have to win!!!!!
Daredevil: The finish line is close. If I'm in last I'm screwed. *passes 彩虹 Dash*
Nikki: Almost there
Sean: *passes finish line 1st*
Nikki: Aw! So close!
Daredevil: At least I beat Dashie
彩虹 Dash: SHIT!
Sean: *gets $1,500*
Nikki: Good race
Sean: thanks.
彩虹 Dash: I, hate losing!
Sean: Whatever. Now listen up. Nikki is new here, so we have to inform her about the Russia mafia's new leader.
Daredevil: Felix!
Nikki: Who is that?
Sean: Somepony that hates us for killing Blaze, and wants to avenge her.
Nikki: And who is that?
Sean: The 前一个 leader of the russians.
彩虹 Dash: Let's just focus on the new leader, ok?
Sean: Right. The new leader has a Dodge Cobra. He's got it upgraded to go over 200 miles an hour. No matter what we do, he'll outrun us. Unless we get that 鱼雷 restored, we're screwed.
Nikki: Are we gonna kill him?
彩虹 Dash: Of course we are!
Sean: But the 鱼雷 is a car. I need only a few 更多 parts, then we put the engine in front.
Daredevil: That way, the engine can be supercharged.
Nikki: Can't 你 do that even with the engine in reverse?
Sean: No. 或者 at least, no one has tried.
彩虹 Dash: Now what about that plan to make 更多 money?

The plan will be revealed in the 下一个 part
 Daredevil's Supra.
Daredevil's Supra.
 Anti-tank gun
Anti-tank gun
Green Flame sees that the enemy leader is 皇后乐队 Chrysalis and her army is the changelings, they had 迷失 their shape shifting power, which made them an easy target for Green. He silently clicked the hammer back on his 步枪 and pulled the trigger, Flame saw the changeling fall down quickly after the shot.

The other changelings responded 由 signaling to the tank drivers to 火, 消防 at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their 大炮, 加农炮 the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
Okay so this is a parody of the movie 《守望者》 if 你 haven`t seen it. 你 should, it`s a great movie. It`ll have:
苹果白兰地 as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
彩虹 dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.


Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
My Little Pony,
My Little 小马 ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until 你 all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies 你 opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until 你 all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: 嘿 u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!


Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)


Discord: 彩虹 dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes 彩虹 a filly)

filly dash: 嘿 u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks 彩虹 back)


Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

to be continued.................
posted by StarWarsFan7
Octavia's band slowly begins to play Here Comes the Bride as everypony turns their colorful heads to Pinkie Pie, who is walking up to the alter with her father Clyde Pie 下一个 to her. He is crying tears of joy while trying to rub his face with his hoof but it can't hide how much Clyde cares for his youngest daughter.

Standing in front of the alter, Discord, a Draconequus who once treated ponies like his slaves when he ruled Equestria before Princesses Celestia and Luna, smiles brightly at his fiance who is beaming at him as well.

This is the moment Discord had been waiting for. Ever since the...
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added by smartone123
Source: deviantart
Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and 文章 about why 彩虹 dash is my 最喜爱的 小马 so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my 最喜爱的 is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the 颜色 of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....
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added by shadirby
Source: Rightful Owners
added by Tawnyjay
Source: Rightful Owners
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight continued to the secret base.

Twilight: Alright were here. We need to sneak in *turns invisible*
Con: *turns invisible*
Russian pony35: *enters base*
Con & Twilight: *follow russian*
Russian pony35: hm?
Twilight: *snaps russian's neck*
Russian pony45: Hold on. *walks toward Twilight*
Con: *puts silencer on gun*
Russian pony45: huh? Там есть плавающая пушка! *there's a floating gun*
Con: *shoots russian pony*
Russian pony36: Там есть плавающая пушка!
Con: *kills that russian* How many are we dealing with here?
Twilight: Man I don't know! Find...
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The 下一个 日 in school, everypony started to stare at Cadence with a nasty look. Cadence turned red of embarresment. "So ya have the guts to cone to school after calling Chrysalis a bully!" 说 a colt. Cadence got mad. "She is a bully! She is always mean to me!" she shouted out. "Oh yeah? When?!" 说 another mare. "Ummmmm.." mumbled Cadence, trying to find a lie. "Liar!" 说 a 小马, 柯尔特 as he walked away. Cadence ran to the Mares' bathroom crying, and she spotted Chrysalis in the bathroom too.

Chrysalis: Why are 你 crying Cadence?
Cadence: YOU! *stands up* 你 RUINED MY LIFE!
Chrysalis: *confused*...
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I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and 彩虹 Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't 你 three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire 枪 at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...
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 Toothy
Toothy
Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging 由 who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles 或者 Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could 你 help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...
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So this is my first 小马 fic! Tell me what 你 think please?
“Where are we going, Twilight?” 苹果白兰地 asked. Twilight Sparkle ignored her friend, and plodded onward through the Evergreen Forest, oblivious to the fear emanating from her companions.

“Wh-why are we in here?” Fluttershy stammered nervously, almost forgetting to flap her wings as she hovered above the other ponies. Twilight turned to her, the exasperation clear on her face.
“I told you, I need a special root for my spells, and it only grows in the Evergreen Forest!”
Fluttershy nodded and muttered a quick “yes”, trembling....
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Let's start with 苹果白兰地 bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: 苹果 bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes 彩虹 dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't 你 just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after 阅读 creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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posted by pikachu700
Pinkie pie: what are 你 doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild 动物 and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt 由 them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
posted by shadowknuxgirl
皇后乐队 of Changelings: This 日 is going to be perfect, the kind of 日 of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This 日 was going to be perfect, the kind of 日 of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my 老友记 to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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added by shadowknuxgirl
Source: Me and MLP :D