小马宝莉 Article: Brony Of New Jersey part 8

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other 导弹 carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's 移动 up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting us dead.

Brony 675: *shoots haters*
Hater 51: I'm hit! *lays on floor*
Hater 65: Get 更多 sandbags!
Sean: *hides behind train*
Jade: Get away from there!
Sean: Relax, it's derailed.
Hater 564: *shoots at me*
Sean: *reloads gun*
Jade: *hits hater*
Hater 564: You're tough for a girl.
Sean: *shoots hater's head*
Jade: I had him.
Sean: Sorry. I'll let 你 kill a few.
Hater 745: *throws grenade*
Brony 66: *Runs* Look out!
Grenade: *kills brony*
Jade: *shoots hater in the head*
Sean: Great shot.
Jade: Thanks, but we gotta go. They're retreating.
Sean: How many bronies do we have left?
Jade: About 100.
Sean: Christ, that's a lot.
Hater leader: What the fuck do 你 think you're doing?!
Hater 723: There are over 100 bronies fighting us!
Hater leader: Alright, stand your ground *leaves*
Hater 136: Where's he going?
Hater 723: How should I know? Let's just kill the bronies.
Sean: There they are! *kills haters*
Hater 45: 移动 up!
Hater 65: *shoots me in leg*
Sean: AH! *shoots hater's head off*
Hater 45: *hits me*
Sean: *breaks his neck*
Jade: Are 你 ok?
Sean: I was shot in the leg.
Jade: So 你 aren't ok?
Sean: I can still walk. I'll be fine.
Brony 35: How many haters are left?
Sean: Not many, can't be 更多 then 30.
Hater leader: Get your defenses set NOW! We cannot lose to these guys!!
Hater 53: Yes sir!
Sean: Before we go out there *cooks grenade*
Jade: Ok.
Sean: *throws grenade which kills about 8 of the haters*
Hater 888: Where did that come from?
Sean: HERE! *shoots hater*
Hater 888: *falls off ledge*
Jade: Surrender now! You're all outnumbered.
Haters: *put down guns*
Jade: Where's your leader?
Hater leader: *pops up from ledge & shoots Jade's shoulder*
Sean: NO! *runs toward leader with machete*
Hater leader: *drops gun*
Sean: *hacks hater*
leader: GAH!
Sean: *stabs his heart*
leader: FU-
Sean: *chops his head off*
leader: *falls off building*
Sean: Jade. Hang in there, you'll be ok.
Jade: I was shot in the shoulder.
Sean: *looks at haters* 你 careless.. Soul less FUCKS!
Haters: 嘿 man take it easy.
Sean: *grabs machine gun* RAAAHHHHHHH *kills all haters* Finally. It's over
Jade: What about any hater that wasn't in this fight?
Sean: I know just where to put them

And so, every hater went straight to hell for not liking My Little 小马 Friendship Is Magic

Jade survived being shot in the shoulder thankfully, and after the fight in Philly 更多 people have been becoming bronies.

I ended up losing my leg after having it shot, and I'm now a famous actor in Hollywood. My first movie was a remake on To Live & Die In L.A.

My mom saw me fighting the haters on the news, and killed herself.

My stepdad never found his car that I ditched, and the hotrod? I still have it

the end

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

When 彩虹 Dash returned I started talking to her. "Ok, what did 你 find out?" "Discord got to Stalliongrad. They have at least 400 Nazi's and badniks guarding that city." 彩虹 Dash said. "How's our army doing in there?" I ask. "Not bad. Half of our squad survived, including your 老友记 from Mobius." She meant Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. I was glad they survived, but there was still a chance they would be dead 由 the time we got there. "We'll take my car." I said. "You can, I'm going to fly." Dash said. Before we left 苹果白兰地 showed up, "Where ya'll goin?" She asked. "Stalliongrad....

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posted by MinervaHoot

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"Ah, what a pleasant surprise! I thought you'd never wake up."
Roulette searched for the 来源 of the voice, which was difficult to do, 给 the position she was in.
Just as the unicorn brightened her horn to release herself, an object levitated out of the darkness and swiped at her horn. The hacks, however, weren't at random. They seemed to be aimed at strategic places. Roulette looked around nervously, and was surprised to see a pale figure step...

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

We were in our disguises, and got out of the apartment. We had a plan to sneak into Canterlot, take over the train station, and get back to Ponyville. From there we would drop off Applebloom and her 老友记 at sugarcube corner. Rarity and Fluttershy would watch them, while the rest of us would sneak into the enemy base, find info on any attacks, and 报道 it to Princess Celestia once we got it. "Ok everyone on the car." I ordered. Soon Our team was on the car, with me and 彩虹 Dash in it, Spike somehow got in the trunk. "You know what you're doing?" Fluttershy asked. I 说 yes and used...

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Pegasister of the Week: sweet_cream

posted by MissMichele

How does it feel to win Pegasister of the week?
It's a great feeling! I never expected to win. Thanks for everyone who voted for me! :D

Did 你 like the Season 3 premiere?
Yes, I loved the cryst ponies! Also, Princess Luna and Celestia having conversation I was expecting that! And we get to know 更多 about Princess Cadence.

Favorite stallion? 最喜爱的 mare?
Braeburn and Applejack.

What do 你 think of King Sombra
He is a great villian, but I wish he had 更多 important roles like the other villians.

Did 你 like the crystal-y Mane Six? If so, which was your favorite?
Yes! 苹果白兰地 and Fluttershy were...

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my little pony:tree 老友记 are magic chapter 4

posted by flippy_fan210

Chapter 4: The irresponsible

it was a week after Flaky came to Ponyville, she was getting along well with Fluttershy and didn't talk to very many other ponies.

Flippy was sitting in Twilight's library, where he lived now. He was 阅读 a book about video games in case Nutty started liking them again.

Twilight ran into the room Flippy was in, she had to tell him news she had just found out from the princess. “Flippy, 你 might wanna hear this.” she said.

“what?” Flippy said, setting down the book.

“another 树 friend is coming today, it's a dad with his son.”

“what, them? The guy...

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Hedgeghog in ponyville part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Hedgehog in Ponyville part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After breakfast I drive out of Sweet 苹果 acres. I planned to go check out Canterlot, perhaps stay there for a few hours, and go check out the train station. Mobius never had trains because we didn't need them. I planned on changing that, and maybe having my own private rail line. I would let some people on if i wanted, but if I didn't know who a person was that wanted to get on my train line, they would be dead. As I think about trains my car runs out of gas. It was a good thing I came prepared, having 3 canisters of gasoline in the trunk, because there were no gas stations in Equestria....

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Hedgehog in ponyville

posted by Seanthehedgehog

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot 由 a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo, etc. I drove for a while then used my chaos emerald. "Chaos Control!", and thats when it happened. I ended up here in one shot which was surprising because it usually takes...

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A short excerpt from The mystery of happiness

posted by whiteclaw

Somewhere beyond the bloody murders and misery, there is a calm and tranquil desert. Near Appleloosa, there is a group of photographers, taking professional pictures of nature for an article. And among them, there is a 小马, 柯尔特 named Featherweight. He is intrigued and oblivious to his surroundings, he is only focused on what he can see through his camera lens. How unfortunate that he could not see the oncoming guards.

They were wielding a loaded 马格南, 大酒瓶, 万能 and shotgun. He shouted at the 最佳, 返回页首 of his lungs; "WHO ARE 你 INTERLOPERS?!" the group surrendered and assured him they were just photographers....

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posted by Canada24

It was anouther beauitful 日 in Ponyvile.

Twilight was trying to tidy liberary room. Spike was fast asleep, and Twilight eventually had to wake him up.

"I don't want to get up" Spike groaned, lazily.

"Oh come on Spike, there's alot to done today" Twilight replied.

Spike groaned, but started getting up.

"Good boy" Twilight said, smiling.

Twilight and Spike were walking through Ponyvile.

Spike was carrying a little red wagon, and Twilight was using magic so she could look at her to do list.

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another blue rose part 5

posted by epicskyrimfan56

i couldnt sleep so i walked around the 城堡 hallways. i went up to the balcony. and thats when i saw her. a dark blue 小马 that looked like the princess. i went to talk to her. she 说 her name was luna. she told me all about her inprisonment on the moon. its funny i always thought someone was watchin me up there. we got along verry well. the sun was rising. i let her sleep . me and the rest of the ponies then headed for the everfree forest. along the way they asked me about myself. itold them and they seemed sad. even pinkie. they tried to help me out. it was kind of them. we then arrived at the everfree forest....

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Discord is Back part 3

posted by applejackrocks

So, AJ and Pinkie Pie walked and walked and walked, but it never seemed they were closer to Canterlot. Suddenly they got lost, and it was dark....

Pinkie: are we there yet?
AJ: No
Pinkie: how about now?
AJ: no
Pinkie: now?
AJ: NO!!!

*silence*

Pinkie: 嘿 AJ?
AJ: yea?
Pinkie: Do 你 know where we are?
AJ: .....no....
Pinkie: what are we going to do now? we need help! we're going to die!!!!
AJ: calm down pinkie....we'll be okay...for now....
Pinkie: brrrr! its cold out here...
AJ: here, take my scarf (hands over scarf to pinkie)
Pinkie: thanks, but what about you?
AJ: I'll be okay....
Pinkie: can we rest?
AJ:...

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The Equestrian Army chapter 1

posted by DE4DLIESTP0NY

(Originally written at link 由 me )

Equestria, a thriving land for ponies everywhere. Protected 由 the elements of harmony, its impervious to any intruders. Nothing bad ever happens and all is nice, but it wasn't always this way. Years 以前 there was a dark time, a war that changed the future of the land, and made it the peaceful and perfect place that it is today.

It began one fateful 日 on the hills outside of Cheval City, one of the earlier settlements. Nova Sunshine, (OC) a young, intelligent mercenary with a red mane and tail, yellow body, and light 粉, 粉色 eyes; hoof-picked...

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Equestrian Tales~Chapter Nine

posted by Tawnyjay

Chapter 9: 彩虹 Dash

When I woke up, the first thing I thought was “Where’s Pinkie?” I hurriedly scrambled to my hooves and let out a yell.
    Discord—yes, Discord-- was peering through the “door” (more like a big scoop taken out of the boulder). I instinctively flapped my wings, and, streaking toward him, kicked him hard on the face.
    Twilight awoke when she heard his screech of pain. “OH MY CELESTIA!” she screamed as she saw him. Fluttershy whimpered and ducked behind Rarity, who was now on her hooves.
    Applejack...

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Ju-On The Gruge

posted by pikachu700

me: *walking with my dog but all the sudden sniffs something*
*walks nerby a factory*
me: Don't go in there dog there might be something in there
Dog: *TOO late*
(sees 小马 in factory)
DOG: *Chases her*
me: DOGGY NUUUU
me: oh that devil *aculal name* Running off like that i wonder what she saw this factory looks like it hasn't been used forever well, she's not comeing out on her own... i'd better go find her
*goes inside*
*door locks itself*
me: WTF *trys to open it but door knobe broke*
*sees Devil (my dog)* *door closes*
me: *opens door* *sees bloody 小马 right in front of door*
me: OMFG *slams door*
*grabs...

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Twilight's Adventure In Darkness Part 3

posted by Mylittlecute12

After Twilight and 翠, 翡翠 left from Zecora's House they saw Chaos in ponyville! Twilight what's happening 说 Emerald! Its its Discord 说 Twilight. Twilight Say hello to my little friend 说 Discord
(roar!) 说 Dark shadow. Run! 说翠, 翡翠 and twilight. What are we going to! 说 Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! 说 Twilight.
(Roar!) 说 dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us 说 Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped 说 Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.

To be continued.....................

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Locating The Elements Of Harmony(Part 1: Princess Celestia's Letter)

posted by noahnstar1616

"This can't be happening", 说 a weak Twilight after using her horn to blast magic beams at changeling minions. She lied on the ground, defeated. "If only we located the Elements of Harmony in time..."
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It was a normal 日 in Ponyville. Everypony was doing what they always did. Twilight was reading, AJ was bucking apples, RD was clearing the clouds, Fluttershy was tending to her animals, Pinkie was baking cupcakes, and Rarity was making dresses.

Just then, Spike burped out a letter....

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Pinkie's journey pt. 2

posted by mariofan14

Pinkie Pie, along with Trixie, ventured into the Everfree Forest in hopes of finding both Pound and 南瓜 Cake before their parents find out they were gone. It was going to be a long and hard quest, for there was a lot of danger inside the forest. Would two ponies really survive in the wilderness? It's time to see...

Both Pinkie and Trixie had walked through a lot of places inside the forest without taking the wrong step, because Trixie had been using her navigation skills for help. From Froggybottom Bog to the Ursa's cave, they kept on going, and going, and going... But they meet a dead end...

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 11(Face-Off)

posted by noahnstar1616

.....
I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", 说 Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed 由 the 城堡 and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", 说皇后乐队 Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every 小马 in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...

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posted by mariofan14

After a lot of work for-a the forgiveness party, Pinkie Pie had everything prepared for-a the occasion. She-a then began inviting everypony to-a the occasion, including Gilda, but she-a had to-a apologize to the Ponyville citizens for-a the trouble she-a caused to them. They-a then forgave her and trust her. What's there to-a not forgive, huh?

Anyways, the party needed one 更多 guest: 彩虹 Dash. "Are we gonna have a good time 或者 what?" Gilda asked. Of course we are, Gilda!" 说 Pinkie Pie. "Dashie would never want to miss any party being thrown 由 me 或者 anypony else!" Everypony was eager...