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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just sleeping, when I heard a car going 由 my house. Frenchtown is right 下一个 to the delaware river, which separates New Jersey from much of Pennsylvania. That's not why a lot of cars go through here,... Maybe it is. Ah whatever, I gotta get ready for school. Yeah, after my dad died, and part of my house got destroyed I still gotta go to school.

3 and a half hours later

Sean: Hello Jack. Is the head backwards?
Jack: The head is backwards.
Ian: I don't know why 你 two say that.
Sean: It's from 彩虹 Factory.
Ian: What's that?
Sean: A 彩虹 Dash presents video. Gunnar, we gotta 显示 Ian 彩虹 Dash presents 彩虹 Factory.
Gunnar: Ok. *looks for video*
Mike: *walking through cafeteria* What the fuck?
Ian: Why are all the characters ponies?
Jack: It's a parody of My Little Pony.
Ian: What?
Mike: I knew it! 你 watch My Little Pony
Sean: Eeyup, and proud of it!
Mike: What next, 你 gonna wear a 衬衫 with one on it like this cunt? *points at Gunnar*
Gunnar: You're just jealous that 你 don't have any shirts like mine.
Mike: That 显示 sucks big time. I oughta kill 你 four right now. *throws 冲床 at me*
Sean: *grabs Mike's fist* Try again asshole.
Mike: *attempts to kick me*
Sean: *breaks leg* What do 你 think of us now?
Mike: *laying on floor* You're all gay!
Sean: Wrong answer *steps on Mike's neck*

I ended up in the Principle's office for that.

Principle: We talked about this before Mr. Sean.
Sean: We have?
Principle: Yes we have. But since 你 haven't taken my advice, and killed someone, I have to expell you.
Sean: Fine *gets out of chair*
Principle: Wait!
Sean: *stops*
Principle: Before 你 go I have to tell 你 something. Not only are 你 going to jail, but you'll end up drafted into the military once 你 get out.
Sean: How long am I going to be in jail?
Principle: 18 months.
Officer Electra: Let's go Mr. Bodine.
Sean: At least someone called me Mr, the right way *hits cop*
Principle: *grabs for phone*
Sean: *grabs officer's gun* STOP!
Officer Electra: Give me back my gun
Sean: *kills officer* 你 touch one key on that thing, and you're dead.
Principle: *puts down phone* What are 你 going to do now?
Sean: That isn't your concern anymore. I'm expelled *leaves*

What I would do was what I was thinking about for a long time. Moving to Los Angeles. I know many people say it's a crappy town, but I planned to be a movie star. Who knows when they'll need someone at the age of 17 to be an actor?

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After getting the crowd to laugh from jokes about monkey pox, Tom waited a few 秒 for everyone to settle down. He continued with 更多 material.

Tom: So I offered to buy lunch for my mom a few days 以前 at a shopping mall, but she 说 no. I think she was trying to give me a taste of my own medicine, because when I was a colt, I was a fussy eater.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's fussy! He's a fussy eater! Fussy eater is a euphemism for biiiiiiiig pain in the ass.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean if I didn't like something, I told them. I didn't play with my food, I simply 说 I don't like that!
Crowd:...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Tom: *Walking down main street* Hi. I'm Tom Foolery. Ponyville was my 首页 for most of my life after being born in 1989. In 2016, I moved to Fillydelphia. While my career as a comedian, and actor has taken me to many different parts around the United States of Equestria, and a couple of other countries, I frequently like to come back to the place where it all began. 你 want a good comedy show? 加入 me now, as SeanTheHedgehog Productions presents to you, my Old Stomping Grounds.

A crowd can be heard...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run 由 thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything to...
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posted by elsafan1010
Story Writers. To the MLP Club.
I think they should use ''FimFiction'' which is an MLP story 写作 site. I was using fimFiction and my 用户名 is "Alsuisastar." I wrote a good story about Celestia there and if 你 want I can 上传 it to Fanpop.

Today's topic is Spike. Spike is Twilight's cute little assistant and Twilight does everything she says. Spike volunteers, but sometimes Twilight can be tough on him when he refuses Twilight's request.

The worst thing is that Twilight constantly wakes Spike up early and keeps him busy. Sometimes I pity this little dragon. Isn't Twilight overdoing it?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear


Song (Start at 0:19): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

How Gilda 偷了 Christmas

Starring all MLP characters as themselves.

The story starts on a snowy 日 in Ponyville, with a bright blue sky.

Ponies: Fahoo fores dahoo dores, welcome 圣诞节 bring your light. *Cutting down a tree* Fahoo fores dahoo dores. Welcome in the cold dark night. Welcome Christmas, fahoo ramus. Welcome Christmas, dahoo damus. Welcome 圣诞节 while we stand. *Putting the 树 up in Ponyville Square* 心 to 心 and hand in hand.

Song: link

Ponies:...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
"Ever since 你 started this band, you've been letting... little things get to you. I didn't say anything because I didn't feel like it was my place. Not when I'm so new to this friendship thing. I still have a lot to learn. But I do know that if 你 don't work out even the smallest problems right at the start, the magic of friendship can be turned into something else."

"A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon."

"I don't know. I mean, these girls, they were... There was something off about them."

" I don't think anyone is supposed to have all the answers. But 你 can count on your friends... to help 你 find them."

"I have an idea how we can get in touch with Princess Twilight!"

"None taken. Heh, I'm used to it."
posted by TimberHumphrey
so as we all know, because FiM ended its run last October, Hasbro decided to pull the plug on Equestria Girls too.... without even bothering to giving it a proper close. 'cause Holidays Unwrapped sure as hell ain't no finale (not even close).
but the 问题 is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what 你 want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta 未回答的 问题 and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, 小马 Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Greg & Saten Twist started drinking at the bar. They were still thinking about Jake.

Saten: What do 你 think Tareq will say when he finds out about his death?
Greg: He'll be just like me. He'd want to see his death.
Saten: *Drinks his beer* 你 really didn't like him, did you?
Greg: Nope.
Tareq: *Walks into the bar*
Saten: *Chuckles* Good timing. We were just talking about you.
Tareq: I've been transferred to take over for Jake until a new 小马 gets hired.
Greg: 你 heard about his death.
Tareq: Yeah. How did it happen?
Saten: *Sighs* Do 你 really want to know?
Tareq: Yes.
Saten: Fine....
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Source: The Crossovers from: My Little 小马 and Mew Mew Power and Production 由 Xavier Antonio
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Source: The Crossovers from: My Little 小马 and Mew Mew Power and Production 由 Xavier Antonio
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Source: The Crossovers from: My Little 小马 and Mew Mew Power and Production 由 Xavier Antonio
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