小马宝莉 Article: On Celestia's Secret Service part 1

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a wonderful 日 in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering 更多 ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: 你 really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot 你 in the arm! Why aren't 你 bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop the nuke!
koreans: *drop nuke*
Con: Oh, fu- *wakes up* Oh thank goodness. It was only a dream.

Con's cell phone then started to ring

Con: Mane here
P: Con? Discord is back.
Con: And too bad I just woke up. *hangs up*

Fillies, and gentlecolts! I present to 你 the 6th Con Mane adventure, On Celestia's Secret Service

Starring

Doughnut Joe.................................Con Mane
Rarity..............................................Rareesa
Discord................... .....Ernst Staverald Discord
Pinkie Pie.............................................P
Spike....................................................S
Fenix Lighter....................................Himself
German ponies................................Good guys
Swedish & Korean ponies................Bad guys

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Princesses & Country Bumpkins

posted by Kira_Mizuki

Princess Trika flew around PonyVille, eyeing the preparations with Princess Twilight's guidance for the Sun Summer Celebration. Despite being 皇后乐队 Luna's daughter, she was still 表演 like a normal pony, having fun, recklessly doing stuff, not being like a princess. Not 表演 like one, not behaving like one.

As Princess Twilight brought her young 'apprentice' princess to AppleJack's Sweet 苹果 Acres to try out some of the tasty treats prepared. As they flew towards Sweet 苹果 Acres, Princess Twilight had to remind young Princess Trika to not gobble all of the treats up. She nodded and...

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BW: Well, darling. What do 你 think? Do 你 like your new mane cut? Isn't it just this... Month?
Trixie: ..Uhh..
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Under Pressure Part 8

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Silver Tune, Black Rose, and Nocturnal Mirage were cleaning the cafeteria. It was a mess everywhere. Silver Tune groaned. Ponies threw 食物 on the ground and threw trash on the ground. They were done cleaning after a while. "So, should we go get the decorations right-" Silver Tune was cut off 由 Coffee Creme, Shredder, and Nikki going inside the cafeteria. "Oh, 嘿 guys! We were about to start decorating. Do 你 want to join?" Nocturnal Mirage said. "Sure, we can help." Shredder said. "OK, Nikki and Nocturnal Mirage can go get the decorations. Shredder and I can put them up on the walls. Silver...

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Under Pressure Part Four

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Black Rose was out of breath when she was at her home. She went upstairs. Her door had a note on it:

Dear Black Rose,

Your father and I are at the groceries. Make sure to lock the windows and doors. We will be going through the garage, so make sure not to lock that door.

Love you!

She kept the note and put it in a box. Then, she took out the rat. It came out, happily going everywhere. She almost found out how hungry they both were. She went downstairs to the kitchen. Then she remembered to lock the doors and windows. She went all over the house to do this. When she was done, she came back to the...

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Slycall part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At a 海滩 alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking 啤酒 in it.

Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets 蝎, 蝎子 in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of 电影院 at 3 to bring 你 important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go

Four hours later, at P's house.

P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have 你 been?
??: Enjoying death....

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mary

Clint, and Rarity went to test out the new gun.

Rarity: What are 你 going to shoot?
Clint: Only a bird, then we'll head back.
Rarity: Be careful, you're aiming it at a window.
Clint: It's too far away to be shot, watch *shoots gun*

The little 小马, 柯尔特 soon realized his mistake. As soon as he pulled the trigger, a bullet hit the window, and made it shatter into a million peices.

Clint: Oops!
Rarity: Look what you've done! I swear if 你 hit anypony, you'll be grounded.
Clint: Let's go check! *runs to castle*
Rarity: No!! *chases Clint* They'll kill 你 if 你 go there!
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The last solstice - Chapter 6: Contact

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 6: Contact

Nocturnal Mirage laid still on the soft grass. The warm rays of the sun were stroking his senses very gently. The stallion got 迷失 gazing at the sky. There were no clouds, just the endless horizon. He let his dark blue 涂层, 外套 absorb the heat of the fiery orb above. Freedom at last!

There’s no other place like this in the entire country! Maybe the tall mountains of his birthplace, Terra Absolutia could outshine the magnificent beauty of Amethyst Lake. The jewel of the Crystal Empire. No ripples disturbed the surface of the obsidian water. In spite the fact...

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Wheels of Evil - Part 8

posted by NocturnalMirage

Wheels of Evil – Part 8

It’s almost dawn. The mare hears the strange rumble from far away. Not so later, the Plymouth shows up. The car backs up and parks down on her usual 太空 in the Everfree. Bon-Bon lurks in the shadows nearby. She starts connecting the dots. That is why she remains undetected! The forest hides her. Nopony goes in there. Just 由 looking at the Fury, the earth 小马 knows it’s a she.

The left door opens. Lyra gets out. She has an enraptured look on her face. Opalescent eyes. She walks like a lunatic. She’s... enchanted. Bon-Bon knows it’s the doing of the car somehow....

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License To Murder part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After 40 分钟 of doing uh, stuff.. Con & Rain went to play 更多 poker.

Con: I'll let 你 play this time.
Rain: I don't know if I can win.
Con: Nonsense, 你 hate losing right?
Rain: Right.
Con: So why can't 你 win?
Rain: Fine, I'll do it. *sits at table*
Waiter: Can I get anypony something?
Con: I'll have a milkshake, stirred, not shaken.
Waiter: Very well.
Tara: Excuse me sir.
Con: What do 你 want?
Tara: I was wondering if 你 could help me with something.
Con: No *walks back to table*
Dealer: Hey, is there somepony named Con Mane?
Con: That's me, why?
Dealer: Someone called, and 说 he...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was just sleeping, when I heard a car going 由 my house. Frenchtown is right 下一个 to the delaware river, which separates New Jersey from much of Pennsylvania. That's not why a lot of cars go through here,... Maybe it is. Ah whatever, I gotta get ready for school. Yeah, after my dad died, and part of my house got destroyed I still gotta go to school.

3 and a half hours later

Sean: Hello Jack. Is the head backwards?
Jack: The head is backwards.
Ian: I don't know why 你 two say that.
Sean: It's from 彩虹 Factory.
Ian: What's that?
Sean: A 彩虹 Dash presents video. Gunnar, we gotta 显示 Ian...