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After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that 彩虹 Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
彩虹 Dash: They sure did. What kind of 比萨, 比萨饼 do 你 want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
彩虹 Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

彩虹 Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by.

彩虹 Dash: Can I have a pie of sausage, with onions?
cashier: Sure. Coming right up.
彩虹 Dash: Thank you.
Scootaloo: Did 你 get our order?
彩虹 Dash: It'll be here soon.
japanese pony23: 彩虹 Dash?
彩虹 Dash: Yeah what?
japanese pony23: Fuku Hakumara sends his regards *kills 彩虹 Dash*
Scootaloo: 你 asshole!
Japanese pony23: *kills scootaloo* Anyone erse wanna carr me an asshore?
customers: no.

Fluttershy found 彩虹 Dash in the 比萨, 比萨饼 商店 two days ago, so when Rarity tried to bring her back to life, it didn't work.

Applejack: How come it worked when ya brought me back to life?
Rarity: I have to do it under 24 hours.
Applejack: We need dash back now!
Dan: Alright, we need to make a plan to kill the leaders of the other mafias, and have Rarity time travel to the 日 before 彩虹 Dash's death.
Pinkie Pie: But who's going to lead us?
Dan: I will.

So Dan's plan was set. But he had to go to a baptism and have others get the job done.

Reverend: We are gathered here today to have this beautiful 驹, 小马驹 baptized, and give him a godfather.
Mike: *loads pistol*
Reverend: Dan. Do 你 believe in god?
Dan: I do.
Pinkie Pie: *polishes car*
Sean: *dresses up as police officer*
Reverend: And in 耶稣 chirst, his son?
Dan: I do?

While Dan was going through the baptism we were getting ready for killing the other bosses.

Sean: Get outta the car.
Boris: What?
Sean: Get outta the car.
Pinkie Pie: *climbing stairs*
Mike: *getting shave*
reverend: The 驹, 小马驹 named Leonardo Donatelli will be baptized soon, but first we must go through the ritual
russians: What's going on?
Sean: Giving this 小马 a ticket for parking near a 火, 消防 hydrant.
Mike: *waits 由 stairs*
Pinkie Pie: *waits 由 elevator*
John: *getting massage*
Reverend: Dan. Do 你 renounce Satan?
Nickel: I thought I killed you!!
Pinkie Pie: *kicks Nick, and shoots him*
Dan: I do renounce them.
Fluttershy: *walks into room*
John: Shouldn't 你 wait before I finish?
Fluttershy: *kills John*
Reverend: And all his works?
Mike: *climbs up stairs*
Fuku: *walks into slidedoor*
Mike: *locks door*
Fuku: REAVE ME ARONE! I'RR USE MAGIC!!
Mike: *kills Fuku*
Dan: I do renounce them.
Rarity & Applejack: *barge into room*
greaser leader: Hey!
mare 23: WE'RE HAVING SEX!
Rarity & Applejack: *kill both ponies*
reverend: And all his prompts?
Dan: I do renounce them
Sean: *kills 3 russians*
Boris: *runs up stairs*
Sean: *shoots boris*
Boris: *rolls down stairs dead*
Sean: *drives away*
Reverend: Dan. Will 你 be baptized?
Dan: I will.
Reverend: *baptizes foal* Dan, go to peace, and may Celestia be with you. A-stallion.

It was all over, and 彩虹 Dash was alive again just as it all ended.

彩虹 Dash: But not all of it's over.
Mike: What do 你 mean?
彩虹 Dash: Before we leave this city, there is still one 更多 小马 we have to deal with.

And which 小马 might that be? And why do they want that 小马 dead?

下一个 part will be 发布 tomorrow.
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posted by alinah_09
Manehattan park,it was where fillies and colts played their enjoyable games,where elderly stroll and remember their young memories,where couples go together and spend their time,the park was a beautiful treasure for the citizens of Manehattan,pretty flowers,ponds with ducks and swans,and different kinds of trees,it was a sight to behold

A cheery 小马, 柯尔特 was running all around playing with his group of friends,laughing having fun,playing catch with a 星, 星级 centered blue ball

"Hey Winter!" 说 another 小马, 柯尔特 having slick black hair and yellow 毛皮 galloping towards him "c'mon! get the ball! dont let...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train arrives at Appleloosa, and the Flim Flam brothers get out.

Applejack: *Watching* Ok, let's go. *Exits train*
Braeburn: *Follows*
Flim: *walks into saloon*
Flam: *Walks into saloon*
Dexter: *Walks into saloon*
Applejack: What do 你 suppose they're up to?
Braeburn: I ain't sure. We better get back to my orchard.

So they did, but inside the saloon.

Dexter: *grabs paper, and pen* Alright. What am I writing?
Flim: A letter! We've gone over this 5 times already in the train.
Flam: Here is what we want 你 to write. 你 ready?
Dexter: Ready.
Flam: Dear Applejack. 你 have made us 交叉, 十字架 for the...
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Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. 皇后乐队 Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we 加入 them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do 你 have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Suddenly, Luna arrived with Spike.

Spike: Everypony, Luna has some important news!
Ponies: *gather around*
Luna: The griffons, and changelings have joined Dr. Robotnik's army.
Sean: Oh no!
Ponies: No!!
Spike: But there's worse news.
Luna: Princess Celestia has been kidnapped 由 Robotnik's army. She had some escorts to get her here, but they were shot down. Shitty bastards. The guards were shitty bastards, 或者 I should say double shitty bastards for not taking my advice. Anyway...
Spike: *pulls out big map*
Luna: *points to map* Here she is, in a town called Bethlehem, in the Schloss Adler. The Castle...
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The last we saw our heroes, they had formulated a plan to kill the tyrant King Cobra. No sooner had this plan been brought up, King 眼镜蛇 and his elite soldiers took up residence in Ponyville. Sending one of his men to deliver a vial of his seductive venom to Cloudsdale (to be spread across Equestria), he found haven in Twilight's house (who, 由 the way, is trapped in the human world). After intercepting the vial, Snowflake flew back to the hideout (Sugarcube Corner), to find her 老友记 captured 由 King Cobra. She fled, unnoticed, to the Everfree forest, where she now sat with Tropical Breezes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
白饭, 大米
Rice
Why don't we go check on 白饭, 大米 Limbo, and Clint Miller?

On a dark night in some some suburban part of Manehattan, Rice, and Clint were waiting for someone in a big black car.

enemy mob boss: *walks out of house*
Clint: That's him.
Rice: Hello sir, how are you?
enemy mob boss: Who are you?
Rice: Your escorts for the evening. Inside the car.
enemy mob boss: *enters car*
Rice: *gets in car, and drives*
Enemy mob boss: Look, what's going on here?
Rice & Clint: *ignore boss*
Enemy mob boss: Just let me go man. I swear I didn't do shit!
Rice: Ok, we'll let 你 go, after we get our money.

The 下一个 morning,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can 你 check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are 你 Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised 你 have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? 显示 yourself!...
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