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 Steven Reelburg
Steven Reelburg
Dan arrived in a part of Las Pegasus known as Howlywood. It recieved it's name due to the many ponies that hunted wolves, before the town became famous for the movie industry.

Dan: Can 你 tell me where Steven Reelburg is?
Flimflam bros worker: He's over there.
Dan: How did Flim & Flam get a movie business? *walks to Steven Reelburg*
Steve: Cut, and print. Alright everypony take 5.
Dan: Excuse me.
Steve: 你 must be the 小马 彩虹 Dash sent.
Dan: Yes, and I need to have a word with you, about Jimmy Fountain.
Steve: Oh I know what you're up to 你 son of a bitch! Let me just remind 你 one time. Jimmy 喷泉 will never get that part!
Dan: Alright. Sorry for bringing that up. Why don't we settle it over dinner?
Steve: I don't know. (Never had someone in part of the mafia in my home, why not?)

So Steven Reelburg invited Dan, and a few other ponyville mafia members to his house for dinner.

Dan: So why can't Jimmy 喷泉 get a part of 爱情 & Grenades?
Steve: He's not good enough.
Dan: The main character is just like him.
Steve: He still isn't good enough, and he'll never get that part!
Dan: (We'll see about that.)

1 小时 later

Big Mac: Where does Stevie keep his humans?
Dan: Inside this building. We'll take his pride male, and chop the head off.
Big Mac: *grabs axe* Eeyup.

The 下一个 morning. Steven Reelburg woke up to a huge surprise.

Steve: *finds blood* what the? *lifts blanket*

I don't wanna tell 你 what he found there, but let me tell 你 it made him scream for three hours straight!

Back in Manehattan, 彩虹 Dash had an important job for Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: Is she in there?
Rarity: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: Hi Dashie!
彩虹 Dash: Hello Pinkie Pie. I have a job for you. I'm a little worried about Lesscage. He's making 更多 money then us, and I wanna know why. I want 你 to pretend you're not happy with your life here, and 加入 them. Find out what 你 can for me.
Pinkie Pie: Ok. *bounces away*

Later at a place called Shazam

Nickel: What do 你 want?
Pinkie Pie: to 加入 你 guys.
Manehattan pony23: Her mane is deflated.
Nickel: I know! So 你 wanna 加入 our organization?
Pinkie Pie: Ja! Can I? Can I?! I think I can, but can I?
Nickel: Ok. Have a cigarette. *lights for Pinkie*
Pinkie Pie: I don't smoke, but I'll have some beer.
Manehattan pony23: Have as much as ya want.
Nickel: We'll pay 你 25,000 bits. Sound good?
Pinkie Pie: Eeyup.
Nickel: Grazi *grabs knife*
Manehattan 小马 23: *stabs Pinkie's hoof*
Nickel: *stab's Pinkie's neck*
Pinkie Pie: *choking*
Nickel: *kills Pinkie Pie*
Manehattan pony23: Damn that 彩虹 Dash. what do we do now?
Nickel: I'll tell 你 what we do.

下一个 part will be 发布 tomorrow.
 Jimmy 喷泉
Jimmy Fountain
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The 小马 with Jeff
The pony with Jeff
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Jeff drove an inspection 大车, 购物车 on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.

Jeff: So, how long have 你 been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What 年 did 你 start working for your railroad?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.

Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Master Sword, and Tom were walking down the 街, 街道 together.

Tom: So, how's everything going?
Master Sword: Not too bad. I got to see somepony drive a '67 Camareo. How about you?
Tom: Things are going fine for me. Except for my life on the computer. I keep getting these advertisements thanks to Spamdex.
Audience: *Small laughter*
Master Sword: What kind of advertisements do they send you?
Tom: Who cares? They're advertisements. They do not belong on the internet. It's not a place for commercials, it's a place for ponies to watch videos, play games, and post self portraits.
Master Sword: 你 mean...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 彩虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

The 4th of July, 1925

Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.

Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the 颜色 of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will 你 stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an 橙子, 橙色 firework* That's nice....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, and James were playing with a balloon in the classroom. They were the only ponies in there, and they were waiting for everyone else to arrive.

Gary: And to think that arriving early would be bad.
Audience: *Light chuckle*
James: I'm sure bad things might happen to us. One time my friend arrived at his class early, and somepony 偷了 all of his lunch money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: *Enters classroom* Hi everpony.
Gary & James:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 26, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were driving a short freight train, using Roger's modified locomotive.

Roger: I thought this would be used for passenger trains.
Anthony: Yeah. Me too, but remember, fewer ponies are riding trains nowadays. They're either interested in driving their car, 或者 just flying in an airplane.
Roger: What about the freight?
Anthony: There are still some ponies interested in getting their freight 由 train, but it's possible, towards the future that fewer ponies will have their freight delivered 由 train....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was with Tom, and Master Sword.

Tom: Well, we're glad you're feeling better.
Saten Twist: Thanks 你 guys.
Master Sword: What caused 你 to feel sick anyway?
Saten Twist: Being too far away from my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*

Just then, Sunny, and Heartsong arrived in a time machine.

Sunny: Hey, check this out!
Tom: Where did 你 find that?
Heartsong: The junkyard. The owner 说 it didn't work.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: He must've been one stupid owner.
Sunny: 或者 he just didn't want a time machine. So we took it off his hooves for him.
Tom: So where do 你 plan to go...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Vanderbilt was in the guard tower, when Dobbs, Duffy, and Agarn were near the cannon.

Duffy: We think something is wrong with the cannon.
Agarn: Why?
Dobbs: Everytime we try to shoot it, it never works....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Two fanfictions that I wrote starring Applejack. The first one is Wings

link

苹果白兰地 gets a lot of work, and some ponies annoy her. One of them is Derpy, but AJ gets a chance to make fun of Derpy.

Applejack's Double Life

link

With a beautiful theme song, and several gunfights, what's not to love? 加入 Applejack, and her cousin Braeburn as they fight the Film Flam brothers for Braeburn's orchard in this wild west style fanfiction.

Enjoy these fanfictions, and make sure to read 更多 fanfictions 由 me, Seanthehedgehog. The leader in fanfictions.
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Source: joyreactor
Spike: 你 guys are such perverts.
Snips: Oh. 你 say it like its a bad thing.
Spike: It 'is' a bad thing.
Snails: Hey. What's so bad about spying on BonBon and Lyra Armstrong.
Spike: Everything.
Snails: Oh come on. Just tell us who's hotter.
Spike: I don't know. But neither do I care.
Voice: *aham*
Spike: Dash?
Rainbow: 你 guys aren't even hiding.
Snails: Makes it less obvious.
Rainbow: Fair enough.


Rainbow: I'M NOT @#$%IN GAY!
Lyra: Are 你 sure. Cause this whole lesbian tantrum, isn't helping your point.
Rainbow: @#$% 你 *prepares punch*
Spike: Wow. Wow. Calm down Dashie..
Rainbow: Fine. *tries calming...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
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Source: original owners, EQD, joyreactor