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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few 分钟 later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another 小马 named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone.
John: You're late 0007.
Con: Sorry 0006 I got stuck in the bathroom.
John: Ready to save the 日 again?
Con: With you, I'm always ready.

The two ponies then walked toward some explosive containers.

John: Set the bomb to go off in 6 minutes. And Con?
Con: Yeah?
John: For Canterlot.
Con: For Canterlot. *sets bomb*
Mexican col: Tenemos intrusos!
John: That can't be good.
Mexicans: *break open door*
Con: *plants bomb* John we've got a breach. ..... John?
Mexican col: Defuse the bomb, and we let your friend live.
John: They're lying Con. Blow them up!
Mexican col: We mexicans are always honest.
John: Blow 'em to hell for Canterlot!
Mexican col: *shoots John*
Con: *sets bomb for 3 minutes*
Mexican col: Surrender now Señor.
Con: *grabs trolley with containers*
Mexicans: *shoot guns*
Mexican col: Wait! You'll blow us all up!
Con: *goes right*
Mexican pony645: *shoots at Con*
Mexican col: *shoots 645*
Con: *continues walking*
Mexican col: Surrender. What you're doing is pointless.
Con: *jumps on conveyor 带, 皮带 shooting barrels*
Mexican col: Now, shoot him!

But Con shot the barrels killing nearly everypony in that room.

Mexican pony284: *starts airplane*
Con: *runs toward airplane*
Mexicans: *shooting at Con*
Mexican pony123 & 125: *ride 摩托车 toward Con*
Con: *steals one of bikes*
Mexican pony123: *shoots tire of bike*
Con: *pulls out pilot*
Mexicans: *still shooting at Con*
Mexican col: WAIT!
Con: *drives off cliff*

The colonel thought that Con would use his magic to reappear on the runway, but he didn't. Instead he got in the airplane after driving off the cliff, and left the nuclear facility right when it blew up.

Hi everypony. In case 你 forgot this is the 4th Con Mane story, and it is called Golden Iris.

Starring
Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Carrot 最佳, 返回页首 as Eve Moneybit
Pinkie Pie as P
Spike as S
Mexicans as the bad guys
Everyone else as theirselves
 John, 或者 0006
John, or 0006
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman 爬坡道, 小山
Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman Hill
The train went up Sherman Hill, and Gordon was shoveling coal

Gordon: Hey, if 你 let me drive this train, I will be the happiest 小马 ever.
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: dadlhbndfgonlkesjgkodsfgbvdfljkgzx! YOU. Leave this train right now! If you're going to torturize me, then get off this train
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: Yoyoyoyo! Now, you're making me mad! Get the hell off this train.
Hawkeye: Nah, I kinda like it in here. We're not even halfway up, why have 你 stopped shoveling?
Gordon: Because that's what 你 should be doing.
Hawkeye: Says the one with the shovel.
Gordon: Fine! *shovels...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Scorpio
Scorpio
Seanthehedgehog presents.

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny 日 when a 小马 with a sniper 步枪 was looking at a mare swimming. The 小马 with the 步枪 was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the 最佳, 返回页首 of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an 小时 later, a 小马 was walking. This 小马 was known as Harry...
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 Robin 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩
Robin Hood
This may sound like the story of a person that robbed the rich, and fed the poor. Your wrong. It's the story of a pony that robbed the rich to feed the poor.

It all started when Robin 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 was walking through the forest with his best friend, and partner Little John. The two always had each other's backs, but when they were walking somepony spotted them, the sheriff.

The sheriff ordered four police officers to attack them. These two were wanted dead, 或者 alive. The two ponies that were being shot at saw a shed to hide in, and they went in it. The police 迷失 them, and went somewhere else.

LJ:...
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