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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Con Mane in disguise.
Con Mane in disguise.
When Con called P, she was angry with him.

P: Goddamnit Con! 你 weren't supposed to kill anyone!
Con: Yeah well Der Cheif is still alive, and I found a way to get the money from him.
P: How? Blow his head off?
Con: I'm going to follow him to the Casino Of Solace, and win the money he stole.
P: Ok, but this is your last chance. If 你 kill one 更多 pony, your license to murder will be provoked. Now come back to Canterlot.

Con returned to Canterlot so he could get some supplies. He got money, and he was being disguised to look like another pony. He was going to Alicorn City which was where the Casino Of Solace would be.

Bodyguard 4: Who is getting the money now that Mr. Black is dead?
Der Cheif: A 小马 named Frank.
Con: I'm here, lets play some poker!
Dealer: Big blind goes to Jade. It will 移动 clockwise.
Der Cheif: That means I get small blind.

There were 7 ponies playing at the 表 Con was at. The order went from Jade, Der Cheif, Derpy, the cutie mark crusaders, and Con.

Der Cheif: *looks at cards* I'm betting 50 bits.
Jade: I'm in
Con: *looks at cards* I'm in.
Big Mac: Applebloom! What are 你 and your 老友记 doing here?!
Cutie mark crusaders: *run off*
Dealer: Dumb fillies. Ok 显示 your cards.
Jade: I got a three of a kind kings.
Der Cheif: 4 of a kind kings!
Con: Nice, but not good enough. 4 of a kind aces.
Dealer: And the winner is, what's your name?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
Dealer: The winner is Con Mane.
Der Cheif: *hits table*

The poker match was getting intense. After ten hands it was just Con, and Der Cheif. Each had over 50,000 bits.

Dealer: Final hand gentlemen. Ante is 20 bits. *deals cards*
Con & Der Cheif: *Pay for match*
Der Cheif: Get me 1 card.
Con: I don't need any.
Dealer: Alright. Bet!
Der Cheif: I'm going all in.
Con: if that's what 你 want, so be it.
Dealer: 显示 your hands.
Der Cheif: I have a straight flush. Sorry Con
Con: Now wait just a minute! 你 think your hand is so good, well it is. My hand however is better.
Der Cheif: What can beat a straight flush?
Con: ROYAL FLUSH!!
Dealer: Whoa. No wonder 你 didn't need any cards. Con wins.
Crowd: *applaudes*
Der Cheif: Dood hem. NU! (Kill him. NOW!)
Bodyguard 5: *shoots At Con*
Con: *jams 枪 with magic* See ya! *runs off with money*

Con drove off with three Coltillac El Doritos chasing him.

Con: *drifts*
Coltillac driver 1: *shoots at Con*
Con: *deploys shield reflecting bullets. One of them hits the driver*
Coltillac driver 1: *drives into tree*
Coltillac driver 2: *hits Con's car*
Con: *flips car, and destroys it*
Der Cheif: Uitstekend. Zet hem in de kofferbak.
(Excellent. Put him in the trunk)
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After blowing up the engine Con Mane got on the train. The rest of the train was unharmed.

Engineer: Con Mane is on the train!
0006: Where is Senia?
Senia: Right here.
Mexican Col: I thought I told 你 to kill Charleen!
Senia: I would have if that spy didn't get on here.
Con: Freeze!
Mexican Col: Senia. Go with 0006!
0006: I will, but first let me ask Con something.
Con: What's that?
0006: I was just wondering if 你 still try to complete your missions.
Senia: Without killing ponies? I don't know...
Charleen: Let me go!
Con: Let her go
0006: Maybe we will, maybe we won't. What would 你 rather do. Complete...
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I know this should be for some other club, but I'd like to... well... "Educate" people on proper usage of words, phrases, and grammar in general.

So please, allow me to present:
LESSONS ON GRAMMAR
by btflash

I'm on kind of a short mind-set at the moment, so these "lessons" will definitely grow in number as time goes on and I add lessons.

PLEASE NOTE: These lessons are set in the order in which that I think of them and add them. If 你 would like a lesson to be added, please post what the topic of 说 lesson would be in the 评论 below 或者 Private Message me. I will gladly add the lesson if...
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