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A truck stolen by Snips & Snails
Continuing on, 彩虹 Dash & I got to the ice ray, and unfroze Equestria. We 偷了 the time machine, and killed 20 communists while escaping the death egg.

Pinkie Pie: Thanks for saving us. It was not fun being frozen.
Sean: I'll bet.
Fluttershy: I hope 彩虹 Dash is ok.
Sean: Twilight's just going to use her magic to heal her, and then we go back to destroying our enemies.
Fluttershy: What are they doing now?

Now they had a huge battletank with several other vehicles. Snips, and Snails were about to attempt an idiotic plan on stealing a truck.

Snips: There's a good one.
Snails: Let's bring it to the hedgehog that's dating 彩虹 Dash.
Snips: Ten 4!
Lt. Schwarzwald: I eto , kak ya vyuchil russkiy yazyk . *And that's how I learned russian*
Cpl. Myass: No, vashenatsistov. *But your a nazi*
Lt. Schwarzwald: Nu i chto? *So* HEY!!
Snips: So long dumby! *drives away*
Cpl. Myass: One of our trucks has been stolen!
Robotnik: Then take it back!
Cpl. Myass: Ok

Snips & Snails drove the truck to Sweet 苹果 Acres where me & the mane 6, along with other ponies were planning our 下一个 attack.

Applejack: Enemy truck!
Sean: Wait a minute, it's Snips & Snails!
Twilight: What the fuck?
Snails: Do not panic everyone.
Snips: We 偷了 an Opel Blitz!
Ponies: What?
Sean: That's the name of the truck they stole.
Snips: Now they have no idea where it is.
KS: There it is!
Robotnik: Kill all those ponies.
Sean: 你 can kill Diamond Tiara, but no one else!
Diamond Tiara: Excuse me?!
Robotnik: *kills Diamond Tiara*
King Sombra: 你 also 偷了 my time machine!
Sean: If 你 want it back 你 have to kill all of us.
King Sombra: So be it!
Catie: Attack!

Every Nazi & Communist started firing at us. I chased Robotnik while he was driving the tank.

Robotnik: Get the hedgehog!
Sgt. Streuseln: OK *drives toward me*
Cpt. Wolfgang: We got the truck
Sgt. Streuseln: LOOK OUT!!
Cpt. Wolfgang: *drives into tank*
Ponies: *laugh*
Robotnik: Holen Sie sich das Lkw-off unser Tank *Get the truck off our tank*
Sgt. Streuseln: *Shoots truck*
Sean: *climbs onto tank*
Nazi private: He's on the tank!
Sean: *shoots nazi private*
Robotnik: Get off! *hits me*

As I fight Robotnik on the tank Snips & Snails try to steal another truck

Snails: There is another Blitz!
Snips: Lets get it!
Twilight Sparkle: Get back here 你 idiots!
Snips: We were going to steal an enemy truck.
Twilight: 你 could get killed out there.
Snails: Nu uh, we 偷了 a truck earlier without getting killed.
Pinkie Pie: I'm stealing the truck!
Snips: Oh jeez, mares can't drive a truck!
Pinkie Pie: Watch me *drives truck*

Snips & Snails were surprised, even though they shouldn't be. Pinkie is a great driver. Meanwhile back on the tank

Robotnik: Shoot him!
Nazis: *shoot a lot, but keep missing*
Sean: *fighting Robotnik* Is that all 你 got?!
Robotnik: *holds me from tank*
Sean: This is great *hits rock*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots Sgt. Streuseln*
Sgt. Streuseln: *turns toward cliff then dies*

The tank was heading toward a cliff, but neither me nor Robotnik knew what was happening, for we were too busy fighting.

彩虹 Dash: Look out!
Sean: I got him *pushes Robotnik into tank*

At that moment, I noticed I was screwed. I jump off the tank, but it was too late. Even for Robotnik.

Pinkie Pie: Oh god!
彩虹 Dash: Sean?!
Pinkie Pie: SEAN!!

There was no response except for the tank landing on its side.

Applejack: He's gone.
彩虹 Dash: I can't believe it. We just started dating.
Pinkie Pie: *hugs 彩虹 Dash*
Sean: *climbs up mountain* What did I miss?
Ponies: He's alive! *cheers*
彩虹 Dash: *kisses me*
Sean: It's going to take 更多 then a tank to kill me.
彩虹 Dash: Well in that case lets get the communists.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah come on.

All the Nazis that didn't die retreated to Ponyville where King Sombra was waiting.

King Sombra: Thats it! We get that time machine 或者 we're screwed!
Catie: We cannot afford to lose!
Discord: And we wont. I have a plan.

What is Discord's plan? How will it turn out?
To be continued.

Kills

Communists 20
Nazis 2
Robotnik 1

Total 23

Enemies left 1,164
 Tank driven 由 Robotnik
Tank driven by Robotnik
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The front of the barge soon opened, and the submarine was stuck.

Double X: What do we do now?
German colonel: we'll have 你 in a disguise.
Mexicans: *get submarine in oil barge*
Mexican captain: have your crew come out of your submarine immediately.
Con: we better do what he says.
Germans: *come out of sub*
Mexican captain: stay there.
Double x: Are 你 sure about this?
Con: yeah.
Mexican captain: take these new prisoners to the others.
Mexican corporal: Si señor
Germans: *follow corporal*
Con: now for the attack.
Double X: What?
Mexicans: Silencio!
Con: *steals corporal's gun*
Mexican corporal: HEY!...
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Pinkie Pie lead Twilight and Spike to her's.. Well, the house of Mr and Mrs Cupcake, witch she stays in, as their upstairs guest.

"Ahh, here we are" Pinkie Pie 说 happily.

"So... What, is this job 你 need?" Twilight asked.

"I need 你 guys to help me make some cakes?" Pinkie Pie replied.

"dose that include" Spike started, but Pinkie Pie interupted him, saying "No Spike, EATING them, is not included as part of this job" the 粉, 粉色 小马 replied, leaning up to the little 龙 face.

Spike groaned in disapointment.

Twilight and Spike helped Pinkie Pie finish the rest of the cakes that needed to be...
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