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posted by Katie_Kat200
First chapter... of a lot XD. This is act 1... the cave times, when things were simpler and ponies had to hunt for the 食物 (no they weren't meat eaters.... really...) This is actually a 粉丝 fiction based on events that happened through world history and the ponies being placed in them. So its like History 粉丝 Fiction 或者 something. I don't know... So enjoy this first chapter :3


Twilight Sparkle peeked out of her 图书馆 cave into the sunshine. It was morning and she had been buried in her blanket all night after a cold night. She looked around. Just another 日 in Ponyville… 7000 BCE.

“Stalagspike!” Twilight called. A small baby dragon emerged from the cave and yawned.


“Man, it was cold last night wasn’t it?” Stalagspike asked.

“I know, I wish there was an easier way to stay warm at night besides blankets,” Twilight said, going towards the waterfall where townsfolk took showers. She was wearing her leopard skin dress today, the one Rarity designed. They called her that because she designed cave clothes out of rare jewels that could not be found 由 any other pony.

Twilight found an empty waterfall, used her horn to strip off her clothes and walked under the 喷泉 of water. She looked at Stalagspike, who was picking at his ear.

“Say, aren’t 你 gonna wash up?” Twilight asked. Stalagspike and Twilight both paused for a couple of 秒 and than burst out laughing.

“Good one, Twilight,” Stalagspike said, “So, what are the plans for today? How are 你 going to impress Tribe Leader Celestia?” Twilight’s eyes widened and she looked at Stalagspike.

“I… don’t know,” Twilight said, pulling on her dress after a 1 分钟 shower, “How about today I go visit 苹果白兰地 and see how’s she’s doing?”

“Uh, yeah sure,” Stalagspike said, “You’re really leaving me in charge?” Twilight nodded her head. She looked at him sternly.

“I can trust you, right, Stalagspike? The only good thing that came out of leaving 你 alone was this dress,” Twilight scolded, “And Fluttershy wouldn’t talk to me for over a week. Not because of how shy she is, but because of this dress Stalagspike. THIS DRESS!”

“OK, OK! I really should have thought through on that leopard attack,” Stalagspike said, “I promise.”

“Pinkie Promise?” Twilight said.

“Pinkie… promise… what is that?” Stalagspike asked.

“Cross my 心 and hope to fly, stick a rock in my OW!” Twilight recited, accidentally poking her eye in the process. Stalagspike giggled.

“Alright, I ‘Pinkie Promise’,” Stalagspike said. Twilight grinned and ran off in the direction of Applejack’s cave farm.

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Twilight walked all through the town, saying hi to 随意 ponies. She decided to stop and see her friend Pinkie Rock.

“Hi, Twilight!” Pinkie Rock said, “I’m a little busy right now.” Pinkie Rock started to shift the rocks on the counter, trying to put them in a position where they felt comfortable. Than she looked up and grinned.

“How can I help you?” Pinkie said.

“Actually, I was going to tell 你 that I was going to Applejack’s house,” Twilight said, “I’m still looking for something to impress Tribe Leader Celestia.”

“Oh, as her student, 你 want to impress her,” Pinkie said, “I know what 你 should use. ROCKS!” She threw a rock at Twilight, nearly putting a hole in her head.

“Pinkie,” Twilight said, “I think the tribe leader has had enough of rocks. We need something better… something bigger.”

“Whatever 你 come up with, we ponies will be behind 你 the whole time!” Pinkie shouted, bouncing beside her as she left the shop.

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苹果白兰地 was busy shaking trees to make apples fall into the baskets. She smiled as Twilight and Pinkie walked up.

“Oh, hey, Twilight. Glad to see ya. Come to help out a little?” 苹果白兰地 said.

“Actually, I was wondering if 你 could help me a little with impressing Tribe Leader Celestia,” Twilight said.

“Ahm afraid I can’t. Right now, it’s 苹果 Harvest and I can’t let the 苹果 Family down,” 苹果白兰地 said, bucking one of the trees. The apples all fell into the basket… all except one, which rolled off… rolled. Suddenly, an idea came to Twilight.

“Hey… Applejack,” Twilight said, “Can 你 place four apples in a certain position for me?”

“Uh, sure Twilight. What’s this about?” 苹果白兰地 asked, picking up the apples. Pinkie Rock watched carefully as Twilight arranged the apples so that she could stand on 最佳, 返回页首 of them. She stepped on the apples… and turned them into mush.

“Hmm… we’re gonna need something sturdier,” Twilight said, “I have an idea. Do 你 have any spare stone left?”

“I believe Big Macintosh can help ya with that,” 苹果白兰地 said, “Otherwise, ahm a little busy.” She went back to shaking trees. Twilight found Big Mac easily and trotted over to him.

“Hey, Big Mac, I need some stone,” Twilight said, “Can I use some of it?” Big Mac looked at Twilight quizzically and sighed.

“Eeyup,” Big Mac said. He walked to the cave and brought out a couple slabs of stone. Twilight used a spell to levitate the stone slabs. While Big Macintosh went back to work, Twilight started to go in the direction of her cave. Pinkie followed closely behind.

“What are we gonna do, Twilight?” Pinkie asked.

“Pinkie, we are about to make history!” Twilight 说 excitedly, a distinct spark in her eyes.

It probably isn't what 你 expected and I knew that the idea was stupid... but I'm posting it on here because I know someponies bound to like it. If 你 wanna visit my fan-fic account and see the story there, 你 can: link ENJOY! Hopefully I'll have the 下一个 chapter up tommorow.... and these cavepony chapters aren't really based on true events... well like I said, I came up with it in the 淋浴 -_-
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Labiche was taken to the hotel so he could get some sleep before driving the train. The hotel was run 由 a mare named Christine.

This is her picture: link

Schmidt: *Walks into the hotel with Labiche, and rings the bell*
Christine: *Walks to the front desk*
Schmidt: A room for this stallion.
Christine: *Puts out the sign in book with a pen*
Labiche: *Signs his name into the book*
Christine: 60 Francs.
Schmidt: Pay her.
Labiche: 你 pay her. I'm a guest of the German army.
Schmidt: He is a railroad pony.
Christine: *Holding the key to his room* 60 francs.
Schmidt: Isn't there a discount for railroad...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Labiche delivered the engine to Rive-Reine.

Labiche: *Stops the engine*
Schmidt: You're late! What happened?
Labiche: We were shot at 由 a spitfire, a couple of miles back.
Schmidt: Any serious damage?
Didont: Not enough to stop 你 from getting to Germaneigh.
Labiche: *Brought his bicycle with him on the train. He takes it with him off the train, and gets ready to ride away*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Looking at Labiche*
Labiche: Your engine, and your crew.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Was it your idea to risk this engine on the daylight run?
Labiche: Major Herren was following your orders. He told us...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After escaping the air raid, Papa Boule's train stopped at a station called Rive-Reine.

Schmidt: *Runs out of the caboose, and to the engine*
Papa Boule: *Staring at the wheels with his 火, 消防 pony*
Schmidt: What is it?! What is it?!!? *Getting closer to the engine* Engineer!! *Stops in front of Papa Boule* What is it?
Papa Boule: The oil line.
Schmidt: Can 你 fix it?
Papa Boule: *Shrugs*
Schmidt: Can 你 get the engine back to the works?
Papa Boule: Maybe.
Schmidt: *Looks at the station master behind him on the station platform* Where's your phone?
Station Master: *Points to the left*
Schmidt: *Runs...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The armament train Didont drove had arrived at the yards. He stopped the train 下一个 to a shed with the word Vaires in white on the roof.

Didont: *Looks at a tower on the right side of his train. Labiche, and another 小马 are in there with a German officer*
German 小马 90: *Walking towards Didont* Uncouple the engine, get it out of here!
Didont: *Signals his 火, 消防 小马 to go out to uncouple the engine from the train*
Fire Pony: *Gets out to uncouple the engine*

During the mid 40's in France, 你 had to stand between the engine, and freight cars to uncouple the engine.

Fire Pony: *Standing between...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When the Colonel arrived at the station in his staff car, escorted 由 two motorcycles, he was displeased to find out that his train was not there.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Gets out of the car, and walks to a soldier with a clipboard* What about my train?!
Schmidt: It has been cancelled.
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Turns around to face Schmidt* Who cancelled it?!

Four 分钟 later in a office.

Labiche: I did.
German 小马 87: Labiche Colonel. He is the area inspector. Under my supervision of course.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Since when does a french stallion have the authority to 取消 a German train?
Labiche:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
May 6, 1995. The 日 Gordon got out of the hospital.

Sam: *On phone with Case Cracker* Yeah, I'm outside of the hospital right now. He should come out soon.
Case Cracker: Aight man. Don't take too long. Jim wants to see him.
Sam: *Sees Gordon walking out of the hospital* Shouldn't take too long. He's coming out now.
Gordon: *Walking to Sam* Hey.
Sam: 嘿 yourself. How are 你 feeling?
Gordon: Good. Let's go see the others.

The pizzeria on Mane Ashbury was crowded, but that didn't stop Gordon and the others from talking about business.

Jim: Gordon, welcome back.
Gordon: Thanks Jim. Guess what...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Case 饼干 was driving his car on the highway. He was heading north for Sausalito to get an upgrade for his Flam Tornado when this occurred.

Fillydelphia Ponies: *In a black Pearla, a Capri and a red Amigo*
Fillydelphia 小马 75: Three years, and we're still after this son of a bitch.
Case Cracker: *Looks at the three cars behind him*
Fillydelphia 小马 53: He's looking at us.
Fillydelphia 小马 47: But he's not doing anything.
Fillydelphia 小马 53: Shoot him.
Fillydelphia 小马 47: *Leans out of the car with his assault 步枪 and fires six bullets*
Case Cracker: *Floors it*
Fillydelphia Ponies:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. 你 have to get to L.A, and 显示 everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...
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Twilight: 你 know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I 爱情 你 all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He 说 he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't 你 think 你 had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell 你 how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are 你 a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* 你 okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped 由 the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded 由 other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell 你 the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong 日 mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did 你 hear in the office when 你 tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
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Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but 你 changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, 你 caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, 你 know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time 你 even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got 你 that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? 你 seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the 小马 visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to 日期 her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be 老友记 with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* 你 tell her what 你 think is right....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, 你 already 说 that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three 分钟 later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their 下一个 assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* 你 cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger 说 he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He 说 你 were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with 你 now, but if 你 keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have 你 fired!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, 或者 chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson 摩托车 on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle 下一个 to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular 日 at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
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As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten 分钟 of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing 更多 tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
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