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I just wanted to write down the lyrics to all the songs in MLP: FiM, so here they are!

Theme Song

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Aaaaaaaaaaaah
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
Until 你 all shared its magic with me!
Big adventure!
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
My Little Pony
Did 你 know, 你 are my very best friends

Season 1~

Giggle at the Ghostie

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down
The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown
I'd hide under my 枕头 from what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie 说 that wasn't the way to deal with fears at all
She said, 'Pinkie, 你 gotta stand up tall, learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt you
Just laugh and make them disappear...'
Ha, ha, ha!
So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up at the creepy
Whoop it up with the weepy
Chortle at the kooky
Snortle at the spooky
And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave 你 alone and if he thinks he can scare 你 then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes 你 wanna... HAHAHAHA...heh...
LAAAAAAAUUUGH!

Pinkie's Gala Fantasy

Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
Hip hip
Hooray
It's the best place for me
For Pinkie
With decorations like streamers and fairy-lights and pinwheels and piñatas and pincushions. With goodies like sugar cubes and sugar canes and sundaes and sunbeams and sarsaparilla. And I get to play my favoritest of 最喜爱的 fantabulous games like Pin the Tail on the Pony!
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
'Cause it's the most galarrific superly-terrific gala ever
In the whole galaxy
Pinkie Pie: Wheee!

Ticket Song

Twilight is my bestest friend, whoopee
Whoopee!
She's the cutest, smartest, all around best po-nee
Po-nee!
I bet if I throw a super-duper fun par-tee
Par-tee!
She'll give her extra ticket to the gala to meeee–

Junior Speedsters Chant

Junior Speedsters are our lives
Sky-bound soars and daring dives
Junior Speedsters it's our quest
To someday be the very best!

A Hop, Skip, and a Jump!

It's not very far. Just 移动 your little rump
你 can make it if 你 try with a hop, skip and jump
A hop, skip and jump
Just 移动 your little rump
A hop, skip and jump
A hop, skip and jump
A hop, skip and jump
A hop skip and jump,
A hop skip and jump!

Evil Enchantress

She's an evil enchantress
She does evil dances
And if 你 look deep in her eyes
She'll put 你 in trances
Then what will she do?
She'll mix up an evil brew
Then she'll gobble 你 up
In a big tasty stew
Sooo.... WATCH OUT!

Winter Wrap-Up

彩虹 Dash:
Three months of winter coolness
And awesome holidays
Pinkie Pie:
We've kept our hoovsies warm at home
Time off from work to play
Applejack:
But the 食物 we've stored is runnin' out
And we can't grow in this cold
Rarity:
And even though I 爱情 my boots
This fashion's getting old

Twilight Sparkle:
The time has come to welcome spring
And all things warm and green
But it's also time to say goodbye
It's winter we must clean
How can I help? I'm new, 你 see
What does everypony do?
How do I fit in without magic?
I haven't got a clue!

Winter 包, 换行 Up! Winter 包, 换行 Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter 包, 换行 Up! Winter 包, 换行 Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!
Winter 包, 换行 up! Winter 包, 换行 Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

彩虹 Dash:
Bringing 首页 the southern birds
A Pegasus' job begins
And clearing all the gloomy skies
To let the sunshine in
We 移动 the clouds
And we melt the white snow
彩虹 Dash and Pinkie Pie:
When the sun comes up
Its warmth and beauty will glow!

Winter 包, 换行 Up! Winter 包, 换行 Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter 包, 换行 Up! Winter 包, 换行 Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter 包, 换行 Up! Winter 包, 换行 Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Rarity:
Little critters hibernate
Under the snow and ice
Fluttershy:
We wake up all their sleepy heads
So quietly and nice
Rarity:
We help them gather up their food
Fix their homes below
Fluttershy:
We welcome back the southern birds
Fluttershy and Rarity:
So their families can grow

Winter 包, 换行 Up! Winter 包, 换行 Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter 包, 换行 Up! Winter 包, 换行 Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter 包, 换行 Up! Winter 包, 换行 Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Applejack:
No easy task to clear the ground
Plant our tiny seeds
With proper care and sunshine
Everyone it feeds
Apples, carrots, 芹菜 stalks
Colorful 花 too
We must work so very hard
Applejack, 樱桃 Berry and Golden Harvest:
It's just so much to do

Winter 包, 换行 Up! Winter 包, 换行 Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter 包, 换行 Up! Winter 包, 换行 Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter 包, 换行 Up! Winter 包, 换行 Up!
Pinkie Pie:
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Twilight Sparkle:
Now that I know what they all do
I have to find my place
And help with all of my heart
Tough task ahead I face
How will I do without my magic
Help the Earth 小马 way
I want to belong so I must
Do my best today
Do my best today

Winter 包, 换行 Up! Winter 包, 换行 Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter 包, 换行 Up! Winter 包, 换行 Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter 包, 换行 Up! Winter 包, 换行 Up!
Twilight Sparkle:
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Cupcake Song

All 你 have to do is take a cup of flour
Add it to the mix!
Now just take a little something sweet, not sour
A bit of salt (just a pinch!)

Making these cakes is such a cinch
Add a teaspoon of vanilla
Add a little more, then 你 count to four
And 你 never get your fill up!

Cupcakes! So sweet and tasty
Cupcakes! Don't be too hasty
Cupcakes, cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES!

Art of the Dress

Not stressed version~

Thread 由 thread, stitching it together
Twilight's dress
Cutting out a pattern snip 由 snip
Making sure the fabric falls nicely
It's the perfect color and so hip!
Always gotta keep in mind my pacing
Making sure the clothes' correctly facing
I'm stitching Twilight's dress

Yard 由 yard, fussing on the details
Jewel neckline, don't 你 know a stitch in time saves nine?
Make her something perfect to inspire
Even though she hates formal attire
Gotta mind those intimate details
Even though she's 更多 concerned with sales
It's Applejack's new dress

Dressmaking's easy, for Pinkie Pie something pink
Fluttershy something breezy
Blend color and form,
Do 你 think it looks cheesy?

Something brash, perhaps quite fetching
Hook and eye, couldn't 你 just simply die?
Making sure it fits forelock and crest
Don't forget some magic in the dress
Even though it rides high on the flank
彩虹 won't look like a tank
I'm stitching Rainbow's dress

Piece 由 piece, snip 由 snip
Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip
Thread 由 thread, primmed and pressed
Yard 由 yard, never stressed
And that's the Art of the Dress!

Stressed version~

Twilight Sparkle:
Now, the stars on my 带, 皮带 need to be technically accurate. Orion has three stars on his belt, not four.

Stitch 由 stitch, stitching it together
Deadline looms, don't 你 know the client's always right?
Even if my fabric choice was perfect
Got to get them all done 由 tonight
Pinkie Pie, the color's too obtrusive
Wait until 你 see it in the light
I'm sewing them together!

Pinkie Pie: Don't 你 think my 袍, 礼服 would be 更多 "me" with some lollipops?
Rarity: Well, I think...
Pinkie Pie: Balloons?
Rarity: Well...
Pinkie Pie: DO IT!

小时 由 hour, one 更多 change
I'm sewing them together, take great pains
Fluttershy, you're putting me in a bind
彩虹 Dash, what is on your mind?
Oh my gosh, there's simply not much time
Don't forget, Applejack's duds must shine

Dressmaking's easy, every customer's call
Brings a whole new revision
Have to pick up the pace, still hold to my vision

Twilight Sparkle: That constellation is Canis Major, not Minor.
Fluttershy: French haute couture, please.
Rarity: Ugh...
Applejack: What if it rains? Galoshes!
Pinkie Pie: 更多 balloons! Oh no, that's too many balloons. 更多 candy! Oh, less candy. Oh wait, I know. Streamers!
Rarity: Streamers?
Pinkie Pie: Whose dress is this?
Rarity: Streamers it is.

彩虹 Dash: What?
Rarity: Aren't 你 going to tell me to change something too?
彩虹 Dash: No, I just want my dress to be cool.
Rarity: Do 你 not like the color?
彩虹 Dash: The color's fine, just make it look cooler.
Rarity: Do 你 not like the shape?
彩虹 Dash: The shape's fine, just make the whole thing... 你 know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler.
Pinkie Pie: All we ever want is indecision
彩虹 Dash: All we really like is what we know
Twilight Sparkle: Gotta balance style with adherence
Fluttershy: Making sure we make a good appearance
Applejack: Even if 你 simply have to 做傻事, 福吉 it
Everypony: Make sure that it stays within our budget
Rarity: Got to overcome intimidation
Remember, it's all in the presentation!

Piece 由 piece, snip 由 snip
Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip
Bolt 由 bolt, primmed and pressed
Yard 由 yard, always stressed
And that's the Art of the Dress!

Hush Now, Quiet Now

Fluttershy:
Hush now, quiet now
It's time to lay your sleepy head
Hush now, quiet now
It's time to go to bed

Sweetie Belle:
Hush now! Quiet now!
'cause it's time to lay your sleepy head!
说 hush now! Quiet now!
'cause it's time to go to bed!

Driftin' (driftin') off to sleep!
The exciting 日 behind you!
Driftin' (driftin') off to sleep!
Let the joy of dream land find you!

Hush now! Quiet now!
Lay your sleepy head!
说 hush now! Quiet now!
This is time to go to bed!

Cutie Mark Crusaders Song

Look here, are three little ponies
Ready to sing for this crowd
Listen up, 'cause here's our story
I'm gonna sing it very LOUD!!!!!!!

When you're a younger pony
And your flank is very bare
Feels like the sun will never come
When your cutie mark's not there
So the three of us will fight the fight
There is nothing that we fear
We'll have to figure out what we'll do next
Till our cutie marks are here!

We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks

They all say that you'll get your mark
When the time is really right
And 你 know just what you're supposed to do
And your talent comes to light
But it's not as easy as it sounds
And that waiting's hard to do
So we test our talents everywhere
Until our face is blue

We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks
We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks!

You Gotta Share

We may be divided
But of 你 all, I beg
To remember we're all hoofed
At the end of each leg

No matter what the issue
Come from wherever 你 please
All this fighting gets 你 nothing
But hoof-in-mouth disease

Arguing's not the way
Hey, come out and play!
It's a shiny, new day
So, what do 你 say?

你 gotta share
你 gotta care
It's the right thing to do
你 gotta share
你 gotta care
And there'll always be a way through

Both our diets, I should mention
Are completely vegetarian
We all eat 干草 and oats
Why be at each other's throat?

你 gotta share
你 gotta care
It's the right thing to do
And there'll always be a way
Through!

So Many Wonders

What is this place?
Filled with so many wonders
Casting it's spell
That I am now under

Squirrels in the trees
And the cute little bunnies
Birds flying free
And bees with their honey!
Hooooonnnnnnnneeeeeeeyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Oh, what a magical place
And I owe it all to the pegasus race!
If I knew the ground had so much up it's sleeve
I'd of come here sooner and never leave!
Yes, I 爱情 eveeerrryyyyttthhhiing!!!!!!

Sining Telegram

This is your 唱歌 telegram
I hope it finds 你 well
You're invited to a party
'Cause we think you're really swell!

Gummy's turning one 年 old
So help us celebrate
The cake will be delicious
The festivities first rate!

There will be games and dancing
Bob for apples, cut a rug
And when the party's over
We'll gather 'round for a group hug

No need to bring a gift
Being there will be enough
Birthdays mean having fun with friends
Not getting lots of stuff

It won't be the same without you
So we hope that 你 say yes
So, please, oh please R.S.V.P
And come, and be our guest

At the Gala

Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe we're finally here. With all that we've imagined, the reality of this night is sure to make this... The Best Night Ever!

At the Gala (at the Gala),
Fluttershy:
At the Gala, in the garden
I'm going to see them all!
All the creatures, I'll befriend them at the Gala! (at the Gala!)
All the birdies, and the critters
They will 爱情 me big and small!
We'll become good 老友记 forever
Right here at the Gala!

All our dreams will come true right here at the Gala, at the Gala!

Applejack:
At the Gala (it's amazing!), I will sell them (better hurry!)
All my appletastic treats! (yummy, yummy!)
Hungry ponies (they'll be snacking!), they will buy them (bring your money!)
焦糖 apples, 苹果 sweets! (gimme some!)
And I'll earn a lot of money for the 苹果 family!

All our dreams and our hopes from now until hereafter
All that we've been wishing for will happen at the Gala, at the Gala!

Rarity:
At the Gala, all the royals
They will meet fair Rarity
They will see I'm just as regal at the Gala! (at the Gala)
I will find him, my Prince Charming,
And how gallant he will be,
He will treat me like a lady, tonight at the Gala!

This is what we've waited for, to have the best night ever!
Each of us will live our dreams, tonight at the Gala, at the Gala!

彩虹 Dash:
Been dreaming, I've been waiting
To fly with those 《勇敢传说》 ponies
The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks
Spinning 'round and having kicks
Perform for crowds of thousands
They'll 淋浴 us with diamonds
The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!

All we've longed for, all we've dreamed, our happy ever after!
Finally will all come true, right here at the Grand Gala, at the Gala!

Pinkie Pie:
I am here at the Grand Gala, for it is the best party
But the one thing it was missing was a 小马 named Pinkie
For I am the best at parties, all the ponies will agree
Ponies playing, ponies dancing, with me at the Grand Gala!

Happiness and laughter at the Gala, at the Gala!

Twilight Sparkle:
At the Gala (at the Gala), with the Princess (with the Princess)
Is where I'm going to be (she will be)
We will talk all about magic and what I've learned and seen (she will see)
It is going to be so special as she takes time just for me!

This will be the best night ever!
Into the Gala we must go, we're ready now, we're all aglow
Into the Gala, let's go in and have the best night ever
Into the Gala, now's the time, we're ready and we look divine

Fluttershy:
Into the Gala, meet new friends
Applejack:
Into the Gala, sell some apples
Rarity:
Into the Gala, find my prince
彩虹 Dash:
Prove I'm great as a Wonderbolt is

Fluttershy: To meet!
Applejack: To sell!
Rarity: To find!
彩虹 Dash: To prove!
Pinkie Pie: To woop!
Twilight Sparkle: To talk!

Into the Gala, into the Gala!
And we'll have the best night ever!
At the Gala!

I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala

I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
It's all I ever dreamed.
It's all I ever dreamed, woo hoo!
It's all I ever dreamed, yippee!
I'm at the Grand Galloping GalaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!

It's all I've ever... dreamed?

Pony Pokey

你 reach your right hoof in
你 reach your right hoof out
你 reach your right hoof in
And 你 shake it all about
你 do the 小马 Pokey meeting lots of folks with clout
That's what I'm talking about

你 step your left hoof in
你 pull it right back out
你 step your left hoof in
But 你 better help him out
你 do the 小马 Pokey but 你 find a different crowd
That's what it's all about

你 kick your back left in
你 pull your back left out
你 reach your back left in
Just be 《勇敢传说》 and have no doubt
你 do the 小马 Pokey feeling like you're gonna pout
That's what I'm 唱歌 about

你 tilt your head in
你 tilt your head out
你 tilt your head in
Then 你 shake it all about
你 do the 小马 Pokey even though your date's a lout
You're better off without

你 stomp your whole self in
你 stomp your whole self out
你 stomp your whole self in
And 你 stomp yourself about
你 do the 小马 Pokey and 你 give a little shout-
Fluttershy: COME OUT!
That's what I'm talking about

你 do the 小马 Pokey
你 do the 小马 Pokey
你 do the 小马 Pokey
And that's what it's all about
Yeah!

Season 2~

Find a Pet

Fluttershy:
Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight
It's abundantly clear
That somewhere out here
Is the pet that will suit 你 just right

彩虹 Dash:
I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules
It's of utmost importance
The pet that I get
Is something that's awesome and cool

Fluttershy: Awesome, cool, got it.
I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, 你 will see

彩虹 Dash:
I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me

Fluttershy:
Sure! How 'bout a bunny?
They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be

彩虹 Dash:
Cutesy? Wootsie? Have 你 even met me?
Fluttershy:
Rainbow, have faith
你 see, I will bet you
Somewhere in here is the pet that will get you

Fluttershy: C'mon, the sky's the limit!
彩虹 Dash: Sky is good. I'd like it to fly.
Fluttershy: Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over it. Yes, he does. Aww, look, he likes you!
彩虹 Dash: Pass.

Fluttershy:
I have so many wonderful choices for 你 to decide
There are otters and seals
With massive appeal

彩虹 Dash:
Otters and seals do not fly.
Fluttershy: Maybe not, but I've seen this particular 密封 catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water!
彩虹 Dash: That's it. I'm outta here.

Fluttershy:
Wait! There must be a pet here
That will fit the ticket
How 'bout a ladybug, 或者 a cute cricket?

彩虹 Dash: Bigger. And cooler.
Fluttershy: Bigger. Cooler. Right.

I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash
Meet your new fabulous pet, Squirrely
彩虹 Dash: It's just a squirrel.
Fluttershy: Not just any squirrel. A flying squirrel!
彩虹 Dash: ...Yeah. So, like I was saying:

Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it
I need a pet to keep up with me
Something awesome, something flying
With coolness that defies gravity!

Fluttershy: I'm sensing 你 want an animal that can fly.
彩虹 Dash: Ya think?

Fluttershy:
I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky
Like a sweet 蜂鸟 或者 a giant monarch butterfly

彩虹 Dash: Better, but cooler.

Fluttershy:
I see. How 'bout an owl, 或者 a wasp, 或者 a toucan?
There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that.
There are falcons and eagles
They are both quite regal
或者 perhaps what 你 need is a dark and mysterious bat

彩虹 Dash: Now you're talking. But instead of just one standing out, now that's too many.
So many choices, and such riches aplenty

Fluttershy: Not a bad problem to have, if 你 ask me.

彩虹 Dash:
The bat would be awesome, but the 黄蜂 I'm digging too
D'you have something in a yellow striped bat?
Fluttershy:
No.
I've got a hot 粉, 粉色 flamingo, just dying to meet you

彩虹 Dash:
What to do, what to do.
A prize! That's it! There's really just one way
To find out which animal's best
Hold a contest of speed, agility, and guts
That will put each pet to the test

Fluttershy:
Don't forget style, that should be considered

彩虹 Dash:
Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter

Fluttershy:
The one who is awesome and cool

彩虹 Dash:
Just like me
Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best

Fluttershy & 彩虹 Dash:
So a contest we will see

彩虹 Dash:
Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet

Fluttershy & 彩虹 Dash:
In the world for me

Fluttershy:
May the games
Fluttershy & 彩虹 Dash:
begin

彩虹 Dash: And may the best pet win!

Becoming 流行的 (The 小马 Everypony Should Know)

I'll be the 烤面包, 吐司 of the town, the girl on the go
I'm the type of 小马 everypony, everypony should know
I'll be the one to watch, the girl in the flow
I'm the type of 小马 everypony, everypony should know

Becoming as 流行的 as 流行的 can be
Making my mark, making my mark in high society
I'm the belle of the ball, the 星, 星级 of the show, yeah
I'm the type of 小马 everypony, everypony should know

See how they hang on every word that I speak
My approving glance is what they all seek
I'm the crème de la crème, not just another Jane Doe
I'm the type of 小马 everypony should know

At home, at the opera, on a fancy yacht
Becoming the talk, the talk of all of Canterlot
I'm the crème de la crème, not just another Jane Doe, yeah
I'm the type of 小马 everypony, everypony should know

Because I'm the type of pony
Yes, I'm the type of pony
Yes, I'm the type of 小马 everypony should know

Heart Carol

The 火, 消防 of friendship lives in our hearts
As long as it burns we cannot drift apart
Though quarrels arise, their numbers are few
Laughter and 唱歌 will see us through (will see us through)
We are a 圈, 圈子 of 小马 friends
A 圈, 圈子 of 老友记 we'll be to the very end

Happy Monthiversary

Happy monthiversary to 你 and 你 today

I can't believe you're already a 月 old time sure flies doesn't it well it seems like only yesterday 你 were born.

But now you're a 月 old today, hey!

Piggy Dance

First 你 jiggle your tail! Oink oink oink!
Then 你 wriggle your snout! Oink oink oink!
Then 你 wiggle your rump! Oink oink oink!
Then shout it out! Oink oink oink!

First 你 jiggle your tail! Oink oink oink!
Then 你 wriggle your snout! Oink oink oink!
Then 你 wiggle your rump! Oink oink oink!
Then shout it out! Oink oink oink!

First 你 jiggle your tail! Oink oink oink!
Then 你 wriggle your snout! Oink oink oink!
Then 你 wiggle your rump! Oink oink oink!
Then shout it out! Oink oink oink!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Lola's car
Lola's car
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.

Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are 你 0007?
Con: Yes. And 你 are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do 你 need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*

at C.I.E headquarters

P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! 你 weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD...
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Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make 你 smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't 你 be 首页 right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So 你 think 你 can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: 你 better believe it.
Toby: And 你 won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all 由 myself. You, Tim, and everypony will 爱情 it.

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Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 下一个 to her*

Gran Turismo...
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"I've ruined their friendship once before. I'd rather give up my own memories than let it happen again!"

"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant 或者 invisible they feel."

"There's over a million 图书 in here."

"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before 你 a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."

"...Or I can just go, and 你 never have to see me again."
FLASHBACK:

Filly Glaze (her and Trixie are his ONLY friend of the time): I'm sorry about your mom putting 你 into adoption and all.

Filly Saten: Ahh, can't say I'm too serprised.. But at least I met my first cousin Derpy for the first time.

Filly Glaze: Oh yes, Derpy.. I owe her money actually.. (goes to bank, but it's closed) NO! NO! ARE 你 KIDDING ME!?

Filly Saten: It's okay, we can just check back tomorrow.

Filly Glaze: ... (sighs) Guess your right.

Filly Saten starts heading back, but from behind him Glaze pick up a trash can and breaks the bank window, triggering the alarm, shocking Saten....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *crush inside FBI HQ with Truck*
FBI - Alarm!
Damien - *shoots him in the head* Oh shut up.
Jimmy - Woo! I like it.
Joel - Wich way.
Jimmy - Terminals... 3rd floor.
Damien - *shoot the way inside terminal room*
Jimmy - *plug his laptop* Gimme bout two 分钟 mate.
Damien - Sure. *shoot 更多 FBI*
Joel - They won't do anything funny.
Damien - Ohhhh I forgot how good if feels.
Jimmy - OK shit. It's Terminal A-3 that is in main office of leader of this section. OK Joel go get him.
Joel - *burst doors open and shoot the Boss*
Boss - Please d-dont..
Joel - *looks at picture of Boss with family* I get too...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
斯莱什 - *enters house* ... Silent... Heh...

Ace - *comes to office* Oh boss.
Boss - 嘿 there Ace.
Ace - H-hi.
Boss - Hm? Something's on your mind... Say it.
Ace - Well it's about... 斯莱什 life.


Episode 2
The 狐狸 Killer



Boss - I guess. I will tell you...

5 Years Ago.

Slash - I'm back!
Greenleaf - Hi there bro!

-It was 3 years after they moved away from their abusive parents. 斯莱什 was ace detective for 1 年 then-

Slash - Oh? 你 got better at cooking.
Greenleaf - I watched some TV.
Slash - Hmm.. *pats her on head* Good girl.

-He used to smile alot back in the days until.-

Nightwalker - Yo. *drops files*
Slash...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Shadowknight - So... How did 你 know.
Doctor - Among greatest magicians and healers we are...
Shadowknight - Don't tell me it's because you're connected to underground. Truth.
Doctor - Truth to be told. I saved 你 after 你 got yourself beaten up. That's why armor was in my hoofs.
Shadowknight - Hm... That's all?
Doctor - I didn't called 你 for that. It's about one of princesses.
Shadowknight - What is it.
Doctor - Pearl... She is... Having a terrible sickness.
Shadowknight - What...
Doctor - Her mental state, seeing her mother get killed made it even worse and we need medicine right away.
Shadowknight...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
...
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FI - Good news boys I found 你 a gent and mare to 加入 你 up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

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Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied 或者 set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. 你 will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 10 PM. Didont entered Gran Turismo with Flamethrower in a black Jaguar.


Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.

They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.

Tim: We got a speeder.

Song: link

Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 5

Evil in costume of friend.

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Arthur - Do 你 think this will help us?
Holy Palladin - The damn kid is on her side now so it will be easy to kidnap one of them.
Arthur - With one shall we kidnap *drinks wine*
Holy Palladin - Why choosing! Take both of princesses!
Arthur - Soon your and my dream will become one... From old times I was taken as an ally to everyone... Time to 显示 them my power.
Holy Palladin - *leaves room* Fool... He have no idea that when I wil l claim the ancient dragon for myself I'll kill him... Hahahaha...

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Lilly - Did 你 cleaned the floor?
Shadowknight - Yes...
Lilly...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Ponies: *Driving their cars on the freeway*

Episode 5: The Drifter

Special Guest Stars

Applejack as Julie Gunner
Barry Baricza as Frank
Amtrak as Gordon Fell

Julia: *Driving between a Buick, and a Porsche*

And introducing a new OC, Reggie

A 小马 in a black suit was riding a Kawasaki motorcycle as fast as he could.

Old Stallion: *Honks his horn twice as the 小马 passes him* Damn kids on those two wheel death traps. He's going to get himself killed.
Black Suit Pony: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*
Police 小马 77: *Talks on the...
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 George Tildon, will appear in a later part of this story
George Tildon, will appear in a later part of this story
Sean met up with 彩虹 Dash at the 城堡 in Canterlot with Master Sword, and Wind.

Rainbow Dash: Eggman's soldiers just tried to kill Sean. He might send another squad in here to kill one of us next.
Master Sword: Well if that's the case, we need to stop them.
Wind: They're all in Mobius. How do we get there?
Sean: 由 teleporting.
Wind: Yes, I know that, but we don't have anything to teleport us there.
Sean: That is where you're wrong. *Grabs his chaos emerald* This little green thing is called a chaos emerald. It is capable of stopping time, if the user knows how to use it correctly. I only...
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posted by Canada24
This small, crappy, chapter is all I got..

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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like 你 would see on JASON VOORHEES).

"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.

"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.

"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.

"I told you.. Rarity may have some 金牌 hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
Spike: [sighs] 你 know the worst thing about 你 being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to 你 for 建议 about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: 你 know, 'cause 你 used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are 你 talking about? I had good 老友记 in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any 照片 from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...
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Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. 你 know how we put 你 as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need 你 your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
Apple Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem 或者 a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? 你 called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: 你 could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: 你 came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case 你 were wondering.
Amanda: Did 你 take our advice...
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