This is my first 文章 that I'm 写作 for Fanpop, and it's 11pm at night, and I have school in the morning. So if I start rambling of the convenience of solar energy in Ponyville, due to 彩虹 Dash's ability to clear the sky in 10 秒 flat, please, don't stop reading.
Let me start:
4.
She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess
In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.
Who knows? Perhaps some other 小马 god knocked up Pinkie's mum, and the outcome was a spazzy, cheerful 粉, 粉色 filly formally known as Pinkamena Diana Pie, with 邪恶力量 powers. I mean, she can be faster than 彩虹 Dash, and an ability to predict the immediate future.
This, my droogs, is a possibility.
3.
She's The Dragonborn
你 don't see a lot of 龙 in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, besides Spike of course. Pinkie Pie could have easily have gotten rid of them all, gaining access to their lairs 由 going through the fourth wall.
Fluttershy is the one that defeated the dragon in Dragonshy, true.
But Pinkie was willing to go into that cave with nothing but balloons, funny glasses, and one those party-whistle-things.
That, my friend, is bravery.
Then again, Fluttershy facing a dragon using nothing but verbal abuse is Dragonborn-like and fairly commendable. Yeah, we can 交叉, 十字架 this one out.
2.
She's A 小马 In Black/ Alien
Pinkie Pie comes out of nowhere all the time. If you've seen Men In Black, they have that electronic light thing that wipes your memory.
What if Pinkie and Derpy (I'll write about Derpy later) caught some illegal alien in Ponyville during one of the episodes, and everypony saw the event occur - INCLUDING US WHO ARE WATCHING - and Pinkie has no choice but to zap everypony with the flashlighty thing, then break through the fourth wall, and zaps US AND WHEN WE GO BACK TO WATCHING IT, PINKIE HAS SEEMINGLY APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE.
I'm going to take an anti-paranoia pill now. No 更多 talk of 小马 conspiracy, okay?
1.
She's A 小马 Time Lord
What if Dr. Whooves is not the 小马 equivalent of David Tennant, and he's just good at keeping time 或者 something?
Pinkie can teleport to absolutely anywhere at any 给 time, and can be in two places at once.
The Doctor is almost always bubbly and 随意 immediately after regeneration, so Pinkie could easily be the 下一个 Doctor...
OR....
She is a time lord that escaped Gallopfrey and is currently residing in Ponyville? She's ten times 更多 powerful than the Doctor.
Can the Doctor break the fourth wall? Does he have the ability to create catchy songs on the spot? 或者 throw the best parties, like, EVER?
No. What does he have?
A magic 螺丝刀 and a time-travelling phone box.
Give Pinkie those things and she'll have the universe in her hooves.
Yeah, I 爱情 Pinkie Pie.
What do 你 think?
Also, please tell me if this is good 或者 not. If 你 think it's good, I'll try and do more.
Let me start:
4.
She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess
In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.
Who knows? Perhaps some other 小马 god knocked up Pinkie's mum, and the outcome was a spazzy, cheerful 粉, 粉色 filly formally known as Pinkamena Diana Pie, with 邪恶力量 powers. I mean, she can be faster than 彩虹 Dash, and an ability to predict the immediate future.
This, my droogs, is a possibility.
3.
She's The Dragonborn
你 don't see a lot of 龙 in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, besides Spike of course. Pinkie Pie could have easily have gotten rid of them all, gaining access to their lairs 由 going through the fourth wall.
Fluttershy is the one that defeated the dragon in Dragonshy, true.
But Pinkie was willing to go into that cave with nothing but balloons, funny glasses, and one those party-whistle-things.
That, my friend, is bravery.
Then again, Fluttershy facing a dragon using nothing but verbal abuse is Dragonborn-like and fairly commendable. Yeah, we can 交叉, 十字架 this one out.
2.
She's A 小马 In Black/ Alien
Pinkie Pie comes out of nowhere all the time. If you've seen Men In Black, they have that electronic light thing that wipes your memory.
What if Pinkie and Derpy (I'll write about Derpy later) caught some illegal alien in Ponyville during one of the episodes, and everypony saw the event occur - INCLUDING US WHO ARE WATCHING - and Pinkie has no choice but to zap everypony with the flashlighty thing, then break through the fourth wall, and zaps US AND WHEN WE GO BACK TO WATCHING IT, PINKIE HAS SEEMINGLY APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE.
I'm going to take an anti-paranoia pill now. No 更多 talk of 小马 conspiracy, okay?
1.
She's A 小马 Time Lord
What if Dr. Whooves is not the 小马 equivalent of David Tennant, and he's just good at keeping time 或者 something?
Pinkie can teleport to absolutely anywhere at any 给 time, and can be in two places at once.
The Doctor is almost always bubbly and 随意 immediately after regeneration, so Pinkie could easily be the 下一个 Doctor...
OR....
She is a time lord that escaped Gallopfrey and is currently residing in Ponyville? She's ten times 更多 powerful than the Doctor.
Can the Doctor break the fourth wall? Does he have the ability to create catchy songs on the spot? 或者 throw the best parties, like, EVER?
No. What does he have?
A magic 螺丝刀 and a time-travelling phone box.
Give Pinkie those things and she'll have the universe in her hooves.
Yeah, I 爱情 Pinkie Pie.
What do 你 think?
Also, please tell me if this is good 或者 not. If 你 think it's good, I'll try and do more.