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Do 你 have this?
I have been diagnosed with a serious disorder. Its called OMJD (Obsessive Michael Jackson Disorder) and it doesn't have a cure. It causes one to become overly obsessed/infatuated with the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.
The symptoms are:
-Fainting when he grabs his crotch
-Screaming when seeing him smile
-Having multiple Mikegasm when he rips his 衬衫 或者 is shirtless
-Indulging yourself in never-ending 图片 of him
-Watching his sexy short films over and over again
-Fantasizing about him
-You can't live your daily life without thinking about him at least 5 times a day
-You say I 爱情 你 to him at least once a day
-You get really defensive if someone says something untrue about him
-Listening to his 音乐 everyday
-Watching him dance on YouTube
-Owning all of his 图书 and clips
-Dreaming about him all 日 long
-Kissing his photos
-You know every damn thing about him
-You talk about him ALL the time
If 你 have these symptoms, 你 have OMJD! There is NO CURE but if 你 have this, let everyone know. Its perfectly healthy :D
The symptoms are:
-Fainting when he grabs his crotch
-Screaming when seeing him smile
-Having multiple Mikegasm when he rips his 衬衫 或者 is shirtless
-Indulging yourself in never-ending 图片 of him
-Watching his sexy short films over and over again
-Fantasizing about him
-You can't live your daily life without thinking about him at least 5 times a day
-You say I 爱情 你 to him at least once a day
-You get really defensive if someone says something untrue about him
-Listening to his 音乐 everyday
-Watching him dance on YouTube
-Owning all of his 图书 and clips
-Dreaming about him all 日 long
-Kissing his photos
-You know every damn thing about him
-You talk about him ALL the time
If 你 have these symptoms, 你 have OMJD! There is NO CURE but if 你 have this, let everyone know. Its perfectly healthy :D
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