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so, guys... While I'm weeping here, tear stained from the STUPID spoilers (and I'm NOT watching the season premiere!!!!)
I decided to post this 文章 on here, cause I had it in my 台, 办公桌 for a while XDDDDD
so, hope 你 enjoy it XD



Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?

House: The chicken crossed the road because it had some weird illness it got while being shipped from Bahamas to US and it messed up it's brain.
Of course, maybe the chicken didn't 交叉, 十字架 the road, maybe I just hallucinated that.


Cuddy: The chicken crossed the road because House didn't want to do his clinic duty and it had to take care of the little baby chicken at home, and it couldn't stop him from doing so 或者 terrorize him cause the chicken had hots for House...
And the chicken is
SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!!


Chase: The chicken crossed the road cause they were giving free Pantene samples on the other side of the road.

Foreman: Ok, the chicken crossed the road. I get it. Can we get back to the patient?

13: The chicken didn't 交叉, 十字架 the road. It stayed in between cause it couldn't decide which side it preferred

Taub: Because it saw its 爱情 mate on the other side. The 爱情 like that should fly free

Wilson: I don't know why chicken crossed the road. I can't be a psychiatrist for everyone!!!
Why does everyone wants an answer from me???


Cameron: The chicken crossed the road cause it was a nice thing to do

Rachel: Gugugaga (cause it's yellow)

Lord Duckington the 8. : *_* (God damn, that chicken is hot!)

Vogler: Was the chicken having sex with Dr. House? But it did, once, right?

Tritter: The chicken crossed the road? I need to arrest it!!!

Hector: Woof (The chicken? Where? Where? Lemme have it!! Lemme at it!!)

Houseaholic: The chicken crossed the road cause it wanted to kill himself because it couldn't stand the damn spoilers anymore!!!

A Huddy: The chicken crossed the road because it wanted to protest against 支撑, 海岸 *brings the saw*

A Hameron shipper: Because Cameron got married *cries

Ausiello: Spoiler alert!! You'll find out why chicken crossed the road in season 6!

David Shore: The chicken crossed the road because I made it 交叉, 十字架 the road

Lisa E: The chicken crossed the road cause I made out with Hugh

Hugh: Clarify

Lisa E: The chicken crossed the road because I made out with Hugh on camera





So, thanks for reading
*cries 更多 cause of the spoilers*

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posted by Irene3691
After having lunch with Wilson they go back to work. Cuddy spends the whole afternoon in her office, she knows that House, is not there, but she doesn’t wanna run risks and go out anyway. Meanwhile, Chase phones House again and tells him that they really, really need his help. He insists a lot and he finally decides to go to the hospital.

It’s time to go 首页 for Cuddy, so she takes her stuff and goes to the elevator, she waits there and when the doors open House is in front of her, speechless. He looks at the floor and gets out of the elevator. While getting in she speaks and doesn’t...
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Sorry for the wait, busy-busy-busy. This is part two of the fic. If 你 didn't catch the first, 你 can find it here, 或者 on the Huddy Spot. Part three coming soon.
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18 years ago

Hacy_Huddy Era - After college
Hacy - First three years
After college, House received a job offer at a hospital in New Jersey. Leaving abruptly and without notice, his parents, especially his father, were outraged. They had repeatedly called him asking about his whereabouts, but he just allowed them to make their phone calls and leave their voicemails. But after a few...
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posted by huddysmacked
A/N: I’m in such a 写作 mood today sooo… Here’s chap 2 …I hope 你 like it… Plot twist watch out… And here is where the Mary Sue enters but you’ll like her I swear.. Oh and I got inspired in the song Just my Imagination 由 The Cranberries. It will appear in the last chap… So to the fic right?

“House, clinic duty now.” Cuddy 说 as she watched House sitting in his chair.

“God woman, 你 don’t even care that I almost die in a car accident two months ago.” House 说 not turning his eyes from his computer monitor.

“House. Clinic. Now!” Cuddy ordered. House turned...
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posted by dawndmc
A loving parody in which Dr. House is reimagined as a cable guy.

CHARACTERS

HOVEL
A maverick cable guy genius.

WILKINS
Hovel's best friend. He does satellite installations, but Hovel likes to bounce cable ideas off him when he's feeling stuck.

CUTTLEFISH
Hovel's boss. She manages the cable installation office where Hovel works. He mocks her frequently because she hardly knows anything about cable. However, he also flirts with her because she's pretty and wears short skirts.

FOREMAN
Foreman of the regular cable crew. The most competent guy on the team besides Hovel.

FIVE, SIX, ELEVEN
The guys on Foreman's...
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posted by HouseJr
CHAPTER 4 WHERE?
The tests are being taken, Wilson doesn’t know why Cuddy insisted HE take care of House, but he could sense in her voice that she needed him to do this. ‘Has what I’ve been joking about all this time finally come true? Has Cuddy fallen in 爱情 with House?’ It’s the only reason he could think of, either that 或者 House did something really repulsive with her and the baby the other night.
House was lying in the 床, 床上 passed out, Cuddy had ordered the Morphine and House looked content, Wilson wasn’t going to wake him up to ask such a trivial question. But before he could...
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