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 你 Can't Always Get What 你 Want
You Can't Always Get What You Want
Anyone who watches House M.D. on a regular basis will have 由 now picked up on two phrases that seem to be the slogans of the show: “Everybody Lies” and “You Can't Always Get What 你 Want.” The first slogan of the show, “Everybody Lies”, seems to be House's philosophy about people. Knowing that Dr. House is the antisocial, misanthrope and very miserable person that he is, this statement which he utters frequently, very nicely sums up the entire view House has for humanity. He finds them un-useful, un-trustworthy and not worthy of spending time with because you'll never get the...
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Time for some analysis y'all!



I'm gonna just jump right in here with my thoughts. I have many.



Amber, The Psyche

Hallucination Amber is a little creepier than the live version of Amber that we knew in season 4. But she is merely a representation of House's subconscious, that has been manifested due to his feelings of guilt. To me, it is obvious why this has happened:

1) House is the master of guilt suppression. He regularly does things that the average person would feel incredibly guilty about. But House shoves that away deep inside his brain. That isn't to say that he doesn't feel guilty; it just...
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I was just watching some clips from season 2 and mostly 3 and I really enjoyed them.
And I already new that but now I know it more!
I miss the old team!
I miss Cameron's Poor Dead Husbands issues!
I miss Chase's daddy and fat issues!And his hair!(yum!)
I miss foremans eye-rolling when Cameron was being ethical!
I missed all that!
I want the old team back!
The new team hasn't really grew on me now...
I mean 13 has grew on me but foreteen really is ruining her for me and I really don't care about Taub.
And ok Kutner is super hot and funny but he is just not enought.
When are they going to bring the old team back?
I really want to cause if they don't I have this weird fear that 13 is gonna end up 接吻 house as every female on the show!
I think that the new team experience was ok and fun to watch but now its time to go back to the basics and brink the old cottages back!

Do 你 agree?Say in the comments!
I was bored earlier and made up this House MD personality quiz...not sure how good it is, but I hope 你 enjoy it! (Answer key at bottom)


1. Your 最喜爱的 type of patient is...
A: One that I don’t have to break bad news to.
B: One whose case lets me use my skills.
C: I don’t have to deal with patients, thank god.
D: One who won’t ask me too many 问题 about myself.
E: One who’s impressed 由 me.
F: One with some freakishly rare disease.
G: One that I can use the defibrillators on.
H: One that I can talk to.
I: One who won’t make fun of my height.

2. How many hair care products...
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A/N: Not for the squeamish!! This chapter details House's injuries, in a clinical sort of way, but it's still quite shocking and disturbing...consider yourselves warned! :P



Chapter 5


Wilson hurried into the room, closing the door carefully behind him before moving swiftly around the gurney to face his friend. Though House was moaning and writhing on the narrow bed, as if desperately struggling to escape some unseen foe, his eyes were closed, and he might have appeared to be asleep and battling a nightmare, had Wilson not known better.



This was a textbook PTSD flashback.



"No...please!" House fairly...
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posted by housecuddy4ever
Ships of House
There are so many,and many 更多 are beginning to be discovered
I will 列表 the ships,and tell 你 some stuff about them.
*Note:This a loooong 列表 of 'Ships'....some of these ships aren't even real!But some people ship them,or might ship*

Wilteen(13/Wilson)
Chameron(Cameron/Chase)
Thutner(13/Kutner)
Hilson(Wilson/House)
Huddy(House/Cuddy)
Wuddy(Wilson/Cuddy)
Thase/Chirteen(13/Chase)
Twirteen(Twiggy the tree/13)
Hutner/Louse/Kouse(Kutner/House)
Faub(Foreman/Taub)
Thaub(13/Taub)
Wilber(Wilson/Amber)
Hamber(House/Amber)
Hameron(House/Cameron)
Thouse(13/House)
Foreteen(13/Foreman)
Wameron(Wilson/Cameron)...
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 House Cast - Last 晚餐, 晚饭
House Cast - Last Supper
1. 你 sit in front of the 电视 watching a 显示 你 hate for hours just waiting to see the advert for the 下一个 episode is on.
2. 你 scream every time 你 see the advert.
3. When 你 see a [H]ouse DVD at the shops 你 run towards it even though 你 have it at home.
4. 你 manage to turn every conversation into one about [H]ouse.
5. Every time 你 see the word [H]ouse 你 scream.
6. 你 go to the hospital in hope to see 或者 meet a doctor with the same name as someone on [H]ouse.
7. 你 know the 标题 of every episode in order 由 heart.
8. 你 know the diagnosis at the end of every episode.
9....
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posted by BeforeItWasCool
    
Disclaimer: I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything as satisfying as the last scene of season six when House finally got not only what he needed but what he wanted! Oh, sorry that’s a PROclaimer. Okay, I own nothing in the House universe except a deep, undying 爱情 for Dr. House and no court on earth can take that away!!


It’s About Time….

Her 评论 had washed away years of his doubt and sadness. Their 淋浴 had washed away the layers of grime and blood on their bodies. And now he was going to wash away the longing that had plagued him since that night after...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 22: Honeymoon

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House is occupied balancing spoons when Stacy shows up to get her husband, who needs a check-up due to abdominal pains, infantile regression, etc. Mark claims he's under stress and doesn't need help, House isn't too enthused about checking him out, and neither gets along with the other too well. But in the middle of a 烤面包, 吐司 Mark collapses thanks to House drugging him to get him to the clinic.

The team go over Mark's case and House orders a battery of tests – Wilson suspects he's trying to look good for Stacy and get her back. Cameron begins to...
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posted by KaterinoulaLove
One of the many, many great things about House is the acerbic, flirtatious relationship between the crippled Dr. Gregory House and his boss, the Dean of Medicine Lisa Cuddy. We can only assume that having a man like House on your payroll is a constant 火, 消防 alarm of potential malpractice lawsuits and bristling sarcasm, so it's astounding that Cuddy has managed to hold onto her sanity so long. Clad in tight pencil skirts and cleavage-revealing sweaters, Cuddy may be a little on the MILFy side for our usual tastes but age ain't nothing but a number, baby. Her and House have some sort of sexual...
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posted by peoplesuck
This is a very long section. As always please comment, let me know if 你 would like me to continue to part 2.
The 下一个 ten 分钟 felt like a blur, a surreal blur in which everything seemed to go so fast yet so slow. House broke every traffic law in the book on the way there and parked in an 救护车 bay. If Cuddy made it through this she would have his head for that. As soon as the car came to a stop Sarah flew out of the car so fast she tripped over her own feet. Luckily she regained her footing and did not drop Cuddy whom she was carrying.
“I’ll take her, go take care of yourself,”...
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Episode 1: link


Episode 2: Senses Fall    

    Shots of 火, 消防 squeezed through the morning air, now not only think from the snow; but polluted with ash. Crackles of burning rubble resounded into the skyline like a campfire smoldering into an autumn evening. The piles of snow that once were covered in dirt now lay dissolved, in puddles of water. Across the bay, masses of wreckage rested against the ground, each of which flamed with pure red and 橙子, 橙色 shades opposing the blackness of the pavement.
    Scenes flashed and blurred in and...
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Hey everybody. I hope 你 enjoy this chapter, it’s really scary, but I liked. Thanks very much for the reviews and have fun. Don’t curse me when 你 finished reading, ok! There’s gonna be 更多 chapters cause this story is really enjoying me.


A hazy light was coming from the lonely post that was vanished between the cold mist. Oh God the cold was terrible this time, mainly because of the wind that was blowing miles per hour. But the sound whispered 由 the wind was the only thing 你 could concentrate to try to sleep, it was like some magic, some magic that made the messy sound of the big...
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What are the real effects that vicodin has on House? Are these effects only physical 或者 do they go beyond that? Could they have somewhat changed his personality, even just a little bit?

I watched the episode "Need to Know" (the one after House kissed Stacy, when at the end of the episode he ends up driving her away) for the first time like 4 months 以前 (got hooked with House just this year) and I didn't give this whole House/Stacy situation a lot of thought, it was fun but I wasn't that interested in the ship.

But the plot with Stacy kind of surprised me, because while I was watching the first...
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 What DO we know about the people in House?
What DO we know about the people in House?
嘿 everyone, EL here! I was just looking at the linkby PotterGal, and it got me to thinking: what do we know about our 最喜爱的 doctors? This got me to going to Wikipedia to research the back stories on the entire cast of House, which I have compiled here, in one neatly-packaged soapbox article! :D!
So enjoy.
NOTE: This 文章 covers what happens to the characters before the 显示 started. Amber's death, Cuddy's frequent dates, and Hector, etc, will not be in this. Just...so 你 know.

GREGORY HOUSE:
Born June 11, 1959 (he's 49! dang!) to Blythe House and a 随意 stranger whose name we do not...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 19: Kids

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At a swim meet, a 12-year old diver, Mary, goes onto the board and makes her dive, but when she comes up one of the bystanders has collapsed. At Cameron's apartment, House pays a visit to ask her back but she refuses. Before they can get into it further, House is paged – there's an outbreak at the clinic. He returns to find the place crowded with patients and doctors – Cuddy suspect meningitis at the pool center and dragoons him into service. Mary has a rash and a sore neck, and her parents are out of town. House suspects something and brings Foreman...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 18: 婴儿 and Bathwater

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A couple are driving through the streets and the pregnant wife is driving her drunk husband. The woman temporarily blacks out and they barely manage to avoid a car wreck. The police 显示 up and think she's drunk as she begins to act woozy. Then collapses.

Foreman is checking up on the couple and her brain tests prove negative but her kidney and liver look odd – she's only 28 weeks pregnant. House is indulging in a dream about Vogler when Foreman brings him the news. House in turn gives them the news that Cameron has quit. When Chase...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 20: 爱情 Hurts

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At the clinic, an Asian boy, Harvey, is waiting to be treated while House is catching a game with a patient and discussing Cameron's return with Wilson . . . and the fact he has to take her on a date. When House comes out he (literally) runs into Harvey, who panics then has a stroke as House tries to apologize (to avoid a legal complaint).

Cameron shows up to the joy of her fellow doctors and is greeted with the new case. She immediately figures out he has a metal plate in his jaw from a prior injury, preventing a MRI. They come up with alternate...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 12: Sports Medicine

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Baseball player Hank Wiggen is making an anti-drug commercial and notes he himself has taken drunks. But when Wiggen winds up for a pitch, his right arm snaps and he collapses in pain.

At the clinic, Hank is undergoing treatment and the diagnosis is osteopedy – thinness of the bones. Wilson can't figure it out and calls in House, since Hank's body won't withstand the treatment he needs to pitch.. Meanwhile Foreman is going to 床, 床上 with Sharon, a pharmaceutical representative. When he arrives late (with a "my car broke down" excuse), in the...
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posted by nothin_ooses
Wilson parked his car in front of Cuddy’s house. The silence was still filling the air around them since they left Mary’s home. The awkwardness of it was shouting the absence of words that could possibly express how they felt after what Doctor Mary told them. 秒 later Cuddy broke it.

“How… could it… have it come to this, Wilson?” Her voice was 迷失 and his eyes focused on the street.

“I don’t know…”

“Do 你 want to come in?” She spoke as she opened the door.

“Only if 你 need me.”

Cuddy took a deep breath and the silence filled the air again. “Should I… should...
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