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I'm trying to compile a huge 列表 of 语录 - everything from the sarcastic things House says to the constant 建议 Wilson offers. 语录 from all the episodes both amusing and thought provoking.
I'm doing my best, but its hard to make a dent in the huge amount of 语录 there are. So here's what I have, I'll update it as much as I can, and if 你 have anything 你 want me to add - let me know and I will!
Thanks and I hope 你 enjoy!

Last Updated: 20 May 2008

*NEW* Wilson's Heart quotes
(More to come) - Please 评论 any 你 may have!

House: Life shouldn't be random.... lonely misanthropic drug...
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 你 Can't Always Get What 你 Want
You Can't Always Get What You Want
Anyone who watches House M.D. on a regular basis will have 由 now picked up on two phrases that seem to be the slogans of the show: “Everybody Lies” and “You Can't Always Get What 你 Want.” The first slogan of the show, “Everybody Lies”, seems to be House's philosophy about people. Knowing that Dr. House is the antisocial, misanthrope and very miserable person that he is, this statement which he utters frequently, very nicely sums up the entire view House has for humanity. He finds them un-useful, un-trustworthy and not worthy of spending time with because you'll never get the...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 19: Kids

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At a swim meet, a 12-year old diver, Mary, goes onto the board and makes her dive, but when she comes up one of the bystanders has collapsed. At Cameron's apartment, House pays a visit to ask her back but she refuses. Before they can get into it further, House is paged – there's an outbreak at the clinic. He returns to find the place crowded with patients and doctors – Cuddy suspect meningitis at the pool center and dragoons him into service. Mary has a rash and a sore neck, and her parents are out of town. House suspects something and brings Foreman...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 18: 婴儿 and Bathwater

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A couple are driving through the streets and the pregnant wife is driving her drunk husband. The woman temporarily blacks out and they barely manage to avoid a car wreck. The police 显示 up and think she's drunk as she begins to act woozy. Then collapses.

Foreman is checking up on the couple and her brain tests prove negative but her kidney and liver look odd – she's only 28 weeks pregnant. House is indulging in a dream about Vogler when Foreman brings him the news. House in turn gives them the news that Cameron has quit. When Chase...
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“Sometimes, when a person has suffered extreme physical 或者 psychological trauma (including massive stress), they will assume the fetal position 或者 a similar position in which the back is curved forward, the legs are brought up as tightly against the abdomen as possible, the head is bowed as close to the abdomen as possible, and the arms are wrapped around the head to prevent further trauma.” (Wikipedia)


Fetal Position has been my favourite episode of House MD for a very long time now. I have an incredible bias towards the episode because it is one of the few episodes where Cuddy’s character...
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I was just watching some clips from season 2 and mostly 3 and I really enjoyed them.
And I already new that but now I know it more!
I miss the old team!
I miss Cameron's Poor Dead Husbands issues!
I miss Chase's daddy and fat issues!And his hair!(yum!)
I miss foremans eye-rolling when Cameron was being ethical!
I missed all that!
I want the old team back!
The new team hasn't really grew on me now...
I mean 13 has grew on me but foreteen really is ruining her for me and I really don't care about Taub.
And ok Kutner is super hot and funny but he is just not enought.
When are they going to bring the old team back?
I really want to cause if they don't I have this weird fear that 13 is gonna end up 接吻 house as every female on the show!
I think that the new team experience was ok and fun to watch but now its time to go back to the basics and brink the old cottages back!

Do 你 agree?Say in the comments!
The 6th season of FOX's House turned out to be one of my 收藏夹 as it not only carried on the strength of its medical storylines, characters, and House wittiness, but also brought on the surprises and twists which is rare to find this far into a series! So, as we await House's return this fall, I'm taking a look back at my 最喜爱的 episodes of a very solid 6th season.


Episode 1 - Broken
I was nervous after the Season 5 finale showed Dr. House committing himself to the psychiatric hospital as it seemed that might just be the 显示 officially jumping the 鲨鱼 into 迷失 cause TV land. But in...
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 It's Hilly's interview time!
It's Hilly's interview time!
She's a vodka-holic, Huddy-holic and Huli-holic (wow, that sounds weird). She also happens to be my awesome fiance :P
I present to you, the one and only: Hilly! *applause*


1. Introduce yourself!
Well, I'm huddyislove, but people know me as Hilly. I'm a major Huddy shipper, but I'm also a HUGE Huli shipper (and don't look at me that way, yeah, just like that! XD)
Anyway, people on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 usually relate me to 伏特加 and shopping. And the weird thing is- they find me off cause I like shopping and actually have a life. XD Sometimes I feel like an underdog in the whole House MD fandom :P
But I still...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 20: 爱情 Hurts

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At the clinic, an Asian boy, Harvey, is waiting to be treated while House is catching a game with a patient and discussing Cameron's return with Wilson . . . and the fact he has to take her on a date. When House comes out he (literally) runs into Harvey, who panics then has a stroke as House tries to apologize (to avoid a legal complaint).

Cameron shows up to the joy of her fellow doctors and is greeted with the new case. She immediately figures out he has a metal plate in his jaw from a prior injury, preventing a MRI. They come up with alternate...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 17: Role Model

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At a fundraiser for his Presidential run, Senator Gary Wright is overcome 由 illness and collapses. At the clinic, Volger asks House to give a speech at a pharmaceutical meeting and offers to relieve House of staff-firing duties if he does so. House also has to examine Wright and believes something is up when he shows a lack of reflex. While they wait for the MRIs, House examines a woman who was pregnant and had a miscarriage but claims she hasn't. House orders a brain biopsy but Cuddy overrides him and they put it to Wright, who agrees. The tests...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 14: Control

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A businesswoman, Carly, is planning a business acquisition in Asia when her leg is paralyzed and she calls an abrupt end to the meeting. She comes to the clinic for treatment while Cuddy announces their new chairman of the board, Edmund Vogler, who has donated $100 million to the clinic. Vogler is big on running the clinic as a business, and naturally House catches his attention. House is equally skeptical, believing Vogler plans on using the clinic for experimentation.

The tests on Carly prove negative but she is in incredible pain. Cameron, trying...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 13: Cursed

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In a dusty attic, a young boy, Gabriel trips as he gets together with some other boys for a club. They start playing with an Ouija board and when asked who will die in a year, it "spells" out Gabe's name. A week 或者 so later, Gabe comes down with a fever then collapses. He's taken to the clinic where House suspects pneumonia, particularly since Gabe's parents are major donors to the clinic. Signs of a rash suggest something else and they suspect ticks 或者 any sexual activity. It soon becomes clear that the father is a bit of a control freak and the parents...
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 The moment the entire episode was leading up to
The moment the entire episode was leading up to
I’m devastated like I’m sure many of 你 are, but I think season 7’s “Bombshells”, while not a typical House episode AT ALL, was amazingly written and a very cool chance for everyone involved in House MD to branch out a little bit. People are extremely mixed about this episode, some 爱情 it and some hate it and a great majority of that has to do with the very eloquent dream sequences that the 显示 decided to explore. This 文章 is going to attempt to break down each dream sequence and get at the message the writers were intending with each dream.

The basic idea of the dreams were...
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Hey everybody. I hope 你 enjoy this chapter, it’s really scary, but I liked. Thanks very much for the reviews and have fun. Don’t curse me when 你 finished reading, ok! There’s gonna be 更多 chapters cause this story is really enjoying me.


A hazy light was coming from the lonely post that was vanished between the cold mist. Oh God the cold was terrible this time, mainly because of the wind that was blowing miles per hour. But the sound whispered 由 the wind was the only thing 你 could concentrate to try to sleep, it was like some magic, some magic that made the messy sound of the big...
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posted by housecuddy4ever
Ships of House
There are so many,and many 更多 are beginning to be discovered
I will 列表 the ships,and tell 你 some stuff about them.
*Note:This a loooong 列表 of 'Ships'....some of these ships aren't even real!But some people ship them,or might ship*

Wilteen(13/Wilson)
Chameron(Cameron/Chase)
Thutner(13/Kutner)
Hilson(Wilson/House)
Huddy(House/Cuddy)
Wuddy(Wilson/Cuddy)
Thase/Chirteen(13/Chase)
Twirteen(Twiggy the tree/13)
Hutner/Louse/Kouse(Kutner/House)
Faub(Foreman/Taub)
Thaub(13/Taub)
Wilber(Wilson/Amber)
Hamber(House/Amber)
Hameron(House/Cameron)
Thouse(13/House)
Foreteen(13/Foreman)
Wameron(Wilson/Cameron)...
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posted by HuddyJoy0524
*Authors Note* I really hope that no one has written an 文章 like this before so if so...I apologize ahead of time. :/
The first ever episodes of House i ever saw were "Under My Skin" and "Both Sides Now." They remain my 最喜爱的 episodes and I've seen them 更多 times than any other episode (I often lump them into 1 episode in my mind because I always watch them together).

When I first watched "Both Sides Now" the 标题 seemed obviously manifested in the idea of the patient. The guy's brain hemispheres are fighting so both sides....get it? Haha ha. It was obvious.

But what the title...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 22: Honeymoon

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House is occupied balancing spoons when Stacy shows up to get her husband, who needs a check-up due to abdominal pains, infantile regression, etc. Mark claims he's under stress and doesn't need help, House isn't too enthused about checking him out, and neither gets along with the other too well. But in the middle of a 烤面包, 吐司 Mark collapses thanks to House drugging him to get him to the clinic.

The team go over Mark's case and House orders a battery of tests – Wilson suspects he's trying to look good for Stacy and get her back. Cameron begins to...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 21: Three Stories

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House has agreed to substitute for a sick teacher in exchange for a couple of hours off of clinic duty. Since, as Cuddy points out, House would rather hear himself talk than listen to patients, this trade was really a done deal from the moment Cuddy suggested it. House tries to talk it up to four hours off clinic duty, but Cuddy knows him too well.
As House leaves, he meets his ex-girlfriend Stacy, who wants him to examine her new husband who is having unidentified medical problems. House is reluctant to take on the case and admits he isn't sure...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 16: Heavy

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A 10-year old girl, Jessica, is at 首页 and not feeling well as she's going off to school. That 日 while exercising she complains of chest pains and collapses. As House is forced to decide which of his staff members he will fire, Jessica's case is referred to him and he's intrigued. They begun to run tests as House drops the news to his staff, and Jessica's mother disputes that Jessica's weight is the issue. Meanwhile House meets with an overweight woman, Lucille, suffering from heartburn who refuses to believe she's pregnant despite House's claims....
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 12: Sports Medicine

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Baseball player Hank Wiggen is making an anti-drug commercial and notes he himself has taken drunks. But when Wiggen winds up for a pitch, his right arm snaps and he collapses in pain.

At the clinic, Hank is undergoing treatment and the diagnosis is osteopedy – thinness of the bones. Wilson can't figure it out and calls in House, since Hank's body won't withstand the treatment he needs to pitch.. Meanwhile Foreman is going to 床, 床上 with Sharon, a pharmaceutical representative. When he arrives late (with a "my car broke down" excuse), in the...
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