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so, guys... While I'm weeping here, tear stained from the STUPID spoilers (and I'm NOT watching the season premiere!!!!)
I decided to post this 文章 on here, cause I had it in my 台, 办公桌 for a while XDDDDD
so, hope 你 enjoy it XD



Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?

House: The chicken crossed the road because it had some weird illness it got while being shipped from Bahamas to US and it messed up it's brain.
Of course, maybe the chicken didn't 交叉, 十字架 the road, maybe I just hallucinated that.


Cuddy: The chicken crossed the road because House didn't want to do his clinic duty and it had to take care of the little baby chicken at home, and it couldn't stop him from doing so 或者 terrorize him cause the chicken had hots for House...
And the chicken is
SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!!


Chase: The chicken crossed the road cause they were giving free Pantene samples on the other side of the road.

Foreman: Ok, the chicken crossed the road. I get it. Can we get back to the patient?

13: The chicken didn't 交叉, 十字架 the road. It stayed in between cause it couldn't decide which side it preferred

Taub: Because it saw its 爱情 mate on the other side. The 爱情 like that should fly free

Wilson: I don't know why chicken crossed the road. I can't be a psychiatrist for everyone!!!
Why does everyone wants an answer from me???


Cameron: The chicken crossed the road cause it was a nice thing to do

Rachel: Gugugaga (cause it's yellow)

Lord Duckington the 8. : *_* (God damn, that chicken is hot!)

Vogler: Was the chicken having sex with Dr. House? But it did, once, right?

Tritter: The chicken crossed the road? I need to arrest it!!!

Hector: Woof (The chicken? Where? Where? Lemme have it!! Lemme at it!!)

Houseaholic: The chicken crossed the road cause it wanted to kill himself because it couldn't stand the damn spoilers anymore!!!

A Huddy: The chicken crossed the road because it wanted to protest against 支撑, 海岸 *brings the saw*

A Hameron shipper: Because Cameron got married *cries

Ausiello: Spoiler alert!! You'll find out why chicken crossed the road in season 6!

David Shore: The chicken crossed the road because I made it 交叉, 十字架 the road

Lisa E: The chicken crossed the road cause I made out with Hugh

Hugh: Clarify

Lisa E: The chicken crossed the road because I made out with Hugh on camera





So, thanks for reading
*cries 更多 cause of the spoilers*

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The 下一个 morning they wake up and go to have breakfast to Cuddy’s kitchen. The situation is awkward, because they are no longer on vacation and they’re still together and feeling like if they were. When they get dressed, they go to do the shopping. Before coming back to her home, Cuddy drives House to his place and helps him a little to clean up. After a while someone calls and House picks up the phone.
‘Yeah?’
‘House? Hi!! How are you!?? When did 你 come back? Why didn’t 你 call me?’
Lisa looks at House and whisper. ‘Who is this?’
Greg 答案 her in a low voice. ‘Wilson...’...
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They arrive to the hotel without saying a word, go to their room and lock the door.
‘You’re not gonna say anything? 你 know, something like:’ Cuddy imitates House’s tone. ‘Yeah, nice guy, 你 choose your boyfriends very well...’
House looks at her serious and without saying anything goes to the bathroom and close the door. Cuddy gets angry. ‘Hey, do not ignore me!’
House wets his faces and sits on the floor while Cuddy is shouting and knocking at the door. ‘Can 你 tell me what the hell was that? Can't behave as an adult once in your life?’ House takes a vicodin pill and looks...
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This is an All My Children and House crossover 粉丝 fiction I do not own All My Children it belongs to ABC and House belongs to FOX. Also AMC 粉丝 in this story David does not know about his child with Amanda. House 粉丝 Cuddy is not with Lucas and doesn’t have Rachel. Sorry if this disappoints anyone I hope 你 will still read and enjoy the story. Reviews are love. Enjoy!

All My Doctors

Chapter 1: New Head of Cardiology

Dr. Lisa Cuddy sat in her office at eight o’clock Monday morning quietly reviewing over some notes and other paperwork. She was very anxious about seeing her newest employee...
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