Chapter 6: 月 8

"It's true..."
"No it's not baby...."
"It's true and 你 damn well know it..."
"Baby I'm so fucking serious when I say it's not true....."
"Ugh,you're such a fucking liar...." Konan 说 looking at herself in the mirror.nagato looked at her as he sat up in their shared bed."baby I would never lie to you,you're the most the most beautiful woman on this fucking earth and I 爱情 你 to death...." he 说 walking over and hugging her."you really think I'm still pretty......even though I look like a freakin beached whale....and I just snapped at you....." she choked as tears fell from...

Chpt 3: 月 6

"I no wanna ga watashi no sekushīna kemono to sekkusu shite iru...." Konan 说 smiling seductively as she sat on her lover's lap.nagato blushed."I don't think we can do that without hurting our little boy at this point...." he 说 playing with his ear."kay fine....meanie....ugh,I've got stretch marks on my belly.....that makes me fat....." she 说 pouting and poking her belly."aw your not fat.....you're bearing our son is all that doesn't make 你 fat...." he 说 接吻 her on the cheek."yes it does,I feel like an obese whale...." she 说 snuggling deep in his chest."aww...

Chpt 15: nagato and 火影忍者 vs madara uchiha!!

Naruto jumped out of the way as a trail of paper bombs flew at him.one attached to his flame patterned sage 夹克 and he threw it off just as his sage mode deactivated."nii-san!!" Nagato shouted as his brother rolled 下一个 to him.they had scars and dirt all over their bodies."damnit,LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE 你 BASTARD!!!" nagato shouted running at him and throwing a punch.tobi jumped out of the way just as the 冲床 neared his face.he landed behind the red head and grabbed him 由 the hair,pulling him into the ground and smashing him into it."agh!!"...

Chpt. 5: 月 6

"So 你 guys are leaving tomorrow?" Konan asked rubbing the rubbing alcohol on the wound on nagato's cheek."yeah,dad says we have to leave at 2:00 AM so we can get there early....ITAI KONAN-CHAN THAT STINGS!!!" Nagato shouted."oh,um sorry naga-kun....I'm still kinda new at this medical nin thing...." she 说 putting a band-aid over the scratch on his cheek."sorry again for scratching 你 with my kunai naga-kun....you shouldn't have snuck up on me on the training field like that....I thought 你 were one of those hidden 云, 云计算 nin...." itachi 说 patting his friend on the head."yeah...

Chpt 9: lovers
*1 月 later*
"I-i need a sandwich...." nagato 说 arm in arm around each other as they walked home."dude y-you're so fucking w-wasted" itachi said."i-i need to piss...." nagato 说 unzipping his pants and peeing in the middle of the road."ah d-dude that's nasty shit.....I d-dont wanna see that sh-shit..." itachi 说 looking away.he covered his mouth as a wave of neasua hit him.puke splattered all over the dirt road."ah dude th-thats...." nagato did the same as his friend.wait,wait.....here's what happened originally.....

*10 分钟 earlier*
"Ick,dude this water tastes weird...."...

Chpt 5: a hero returns!!
*1 week later*

"Haha!! I'm finally back home!!" 火影忍者 shouted running down the 街, 街道 of his 首页 village.he bumped into someone."ooww....hey why dontcha watch where you're goi-" he stopped as soon as he saw the face."NARUTO!!" "SAKURA-CHAN!!" The teenagers shouted hugging each other."I missed 你 soo much...." sakura 说 as tears ran down her eyes."aww just like when I first left...don't cry sakura-chan...." 火影忍者 说 wiping her tears with his thumb and 接吻 her on the cheek."*sniffle* I just missed my boyfriend...." she 说 接吻 him back."aw I missed you...

Chapter 20: something happened to sasuke.....
*3 yrs later*

"Come on,one kiss?"
"Nope..."
"PLEASE Konan we haven't done anything all day..."
"Well I don't WANT to do anything...."
"Well maybe 你 can 吻乐队（Kiss） ME..."
"-_-' itachi,stay the hell away from my woman...." nagato 说 hugging his girlfriend close."I'm not YOURS I'm my own freakin person nagato...." Konan 说 pushing him off."but you've been a good boy today sooo...." she kissed him softly on the lips."arigato....see,was that so hard?" Nagato asked when his brother rushed in the hotel room."guys,sasuke's-" "oh 嘿 火影忍者 how'd the chuninn exam...

Chapter 4: 月 5
(A/N: I had no ideas for 月 4 so I did a 月 time skip....)
Nagato,kushina and minato walked down the 街, 街道 towards the hospital.nagato sucked on a red popsicle as they walked."well nagato we finally get to see what the baby is...are 你 excited?" Minato asked with his arm slinked around kushina's shoulder."uh-huh,I really want a little brother....we can play video games and go out for 拉面 together....." he 说 fixing his fireman hat so the sun wouldn't burn his face (A/N: ok,so in America we have red hard hats,but in 日本 they have dark blue baseball caps...isn't...

Chpt 2: 月 5

"Oh my God nagato come quick!!" Konan called from in the bathroom.he had 拉面 sauce on his mouth but he wiped it off."what's wrong,does your back ache again?" Nagato asked worriedly."no,he's kicking!!" Konan exclaimed happily."really!?! Awsome!!" Nagato kneeled down and put a hand on her belly."that's so cool...now I know how my dad felt when my mom had me and naruto..." nagato 说 taking his hand away."he stopped....he can sense what his mommy feels cuz when his daddy talks he gets 蝴蝶 too...." Konan 说 rubbing her belly."r-really? He gets happy when he hears my...

Chapter 1: 3 yrs later.....

"That was awsome...." nagato 说 lying back in bed."yeah it was...." Konan 说 lying 下一个 to him.

*1 week later*

"Just one kiss?" Nagato begged as him and his girlfriend sat on the couch.she suddenly covered her mouth and ran to the bathroom."is 接吻 me that bad of an idea all of a sudden?" He 说 with a pout.he got up and walked to the bathroom."hey.....you ok?" He asked."no..my belly hurts...." she said."aww my poor wittle girl has a belly ache...." nagato 说 kneeling down and hugging her."yeah....now let go cuz your wittle girl has to puke again......" he...

Chapter 2: 月 2

Itachi,Kisame,Konan,and nagato sat outside eating their popsicles."hey,itachi-kun,nagato-san I heard your mom's were gonna have babies....do they know what they are yet?" Konan asked as she put her purple popsicle in her mouth."well,my dad says we have to wait till my mommy's tummy is bigger till we get to know...." itachi 说 licking his red popsicle."that's what my dad 说 too but I just hope I get a brother...." nagato 说 sucking on his red popsicle."see,this is why we're best friends....high five bro..." itachi 说 high fiving nagato."what's wrong with sisters?" Konan...

Chapter 7: shinji arrives
*one 月 and 13 hrs later*

"He's adorable....." itachi 说 with his arm around eiko as she held her sleeping daughter close."yeah what do 你 你 expect,it's my sister's son....." sakura said."hey,he's my son too...." nagato 说 pouting."aww I know nii-chan...." 火影忍者 说 patting his brother's back."hehe,thanks nii-san...." nagato said."you have 更多 energy than itachi....but that's to be expected from an uzumaki....." eiko said."ehhhh? What about your little uchiha?" Itachi 说 接吻 her cheek."which one,tomoko uchiha 或者 you?" She asked smirking."haha,you failed...

Chpt 11: the uzumaki boys

*9 yrs later,nagato=15 yrs old,naruto=9 yrs old....*

Nagato was now 15 yrs old,riding his bike down the 街, 街道 to deliver his paper route."god I can't wait till I can quit this stupid job....but 火影忍者 needs 食物 and clothes....and I can't afford to loose the apartment again...." nagato mumbled as he threw papers at the nearby houses.it was 7 AM and nagato was very tired.he was wearing blue jeans with holes in the knees and a camouflage 衬衫 with a dog tag 项链 around his neck and worn black chuck taylor's and a black hoodie to go on 最佳, 返回页首 of it all.he had three zits...

Chapter 8: I don't wanna grow up

*14 yrs ago*
This is who I am and this is who I am and this is what I like, GC, Sum and Blink and Mxpx rocking my room
"Hey nagato I...oh my god....." minato 说 stopping in his tracks."hey dad,like my new look? I look like a rock 星, 星级 huh?" Nagato said.he had black marker scribbled all over his face and half his hair was gone."hehe....baby...." he 说 slowly walking away.

If you're lookin for me I'll be at the show, I could never find a better place to go...
Until the 日 I die I promise I won't change,so ya better give up

"Nagato,can 你 not go one 日 without...

Chpt 23: my friend itachi uchiha: one crazy bastard....

*ame: nagato,konan, and itachi's apartment*

Nagato,itachi and konan had been ordered to go on a mission for the land of rain.due to lack of soldiers,they had to go on the front lines..."promise you'll come back nagato?" 火影忍者 说 wiping the tears from his face.nagato smiled gently at his brother's concern for him."yeah bro,I promise I'll be back....." the older brother told the smaller boy."kay....I 爱情 you...." 火影忍者 说 hugging his brother."I 爱情 你 too bro....I'll see 你 soon ok? Take good care of sakura ok?" He said.naruto blushed...

Chpt 3: 月 3

"Dad why do we have to get up so early for errands? I'm sleepy...." nagato 说 putting on his little grey beater and white 篮球 shorts with his 最喜爱的 hat: a 火, 消防 橙子, 橙色 baseball hat with the uzumaki crest in the middle."I know son its hard for 你 to wake up at 4:00 AM like this but we've got lots to do...." he picked up nagato."hehehe ok...oh,wait dad put me down..." nagato ran back upstairs to grab a special backpack that cuddles could ride in safely."come 'ere cuddles..." nagato whispered.the cat heard its friend's voice and hopped in the backpack."ok minato-kun...

Chapter 10: confrontation

"Back in ame....this brings painful memories....." nagato 说 walking down the busy streets of the hidden rain with kakuzu."I'm sure it does but debts are debts,they must be collected...." his boss 说 walking 下一个 to him."alright where's this guy s'posed to be anyway?" Nagato asked."well um.....you may not like this guy too much...." kakuzu said."don't worry I'm not one to judge...." "well the guy's an informant...." kakuzu said."what the hell does that have to do wi-" nagato was interrupted 由 bumping into someone."ah gomen....I wasn't looking wh-" "well well well...

Chpt 24: sasuke...he's....

*2 weeks later,konoha hospital*

"Wait,what happened exactly?" Itachi asked sitting on the edge of naruto's hospital bed.naruto shook his head."well its a little blury but...."

*2 hrs later*

It was at the final valley,and 火影忍者 was trying desperately to bring sasuke to his senses and have him stay in the leaf.he made a promise to sakura that he'd bring their friend back.he'd made a promise to itachi that he'd bring his little brother back.it was about to rain and the fight was getting heavy.naruto had a one tailed 披风, 斗篷 surrounding him while sasuke's 秒 state was...

Chpt 4: 月 7

"Come on nagato wake up!!!" Konan cried shaking her boyfriend awake at 3:30 on a Friday morning."hm,what's, up konan-chan?" He asked sleepily rubbing his eye.she hugged him tight.her cheeks were red and tears ran down her face."I had nightmare *sniffle* I had a miscarriage..." she said.he opened his eyes wider but hugged her back."shhh....don't cry baby it'll be ok......" he 说 接吻 her head and gently rubbing her back."i-im scared nagato....*sniffle* I don't want our son to die...." she sobbed coughing a little."shhh..I know baby,no one does.....it's a parent's worse nightmare...

Chpt 13: heat wave

*2 months later,shinji=5 yrs old,nagato=25 yrs old,Konan= 24 yrs old,itachi= 23,eiko=23 tomoko= 5,naruto=19 sakura=19

Nagato lay in his swim trunks in the living room the power was out and it was sweltering.everyone was inside sakura and naruto's apartment when the door opened."hey I'm back...." shinji 说 walking through the door.tomoko rushed up to him."did 你 get my water?" She asked.he blushed at the sight of his childhood crush standing so close to him and fixed his rectangular black glasses."I um....kinda forgot....but here,you can have my other popsicle...." he said."you...