Thanks to zanhar1 for the idea. it was brilliant xD
*Also like to point out, this is like a crack!fic so non of the characters will act like they usally do*
It took a lot of yelling and arguing, but Bellatix finally did it. She finally got Voldemort to go to the 海滩 with her.
Once they got to the 海滩 they both hissed at the sunlight. They weren't too fond of it since they preferred the dark, If 你 couldn't tell from their pasty pale skin.
Bellatrix had pick out a nice 泳装, 游泳衣 to 显示 off for the lord, since she really wanted him to like her. Voldemort on the other hand, was covered head to two in clothing, trying to block out the sun. He didn't even notice Bella trying to get his attention.
Bellatrix frowned and stood in front of him. "NOTICE ME!" she yell.
This casued Voldemort to flinch and look at Bella. "Bella...Yelling at me is not needed, I'm three feet away from you" He stated.
"But look at what i'm wearing!"
"I don't care."
Bellatrix whined, Which made Voldemort pull out his wand. He mummbled a spell which made Bellatrix fly away from him and into the water. He smirked.
As Bellatrix hit the cold water, she screamed and cried. "WHY WOULD 你 DO THIS TO ME!"
"You're a pest!" He called out to her.
Bella moved her wet hair out of her face and hissed at him. "Arse.." She mummbled, walking out of the water and back over to him.
Good thing they was no one else on the beach.
"Go away Bella."
"No"
"yes"
"No"
"yes"
Bellatrix then attacked Voldemort with a wet hug. "WHY DON"T 你 爱情 ME??" She cried.
"becasue this is why...." He pushed her off of him and turned around. "I'm going back...this trip sucked.." and with that he left Bellatrix alone on the sandy beach.
Bella fell to her knees. "I still 爱情 you..." she pouted.
*really short because i need to warm up and i haven't typed on the computer in the longest time..*
*also sorry for mistakes...*
*Also like to point out, this is like a crack!fic so non of the characters will act like they usally do*
It took a lot of yelling and arguing, but Bellatix finally did it. She finally got Voldemort to go to the 海滩 with her.
Once they got to the 海滩 they both hissed at the sunlight. They weren't too fond of it since they preferred the dark, If 你 couldn't tell from their pasty pale skin.
Bellatrix had pick out a nice 泳装, 游泳衣 to 显示 off for the lord, since she really wanted him to like her. Voldemort on the other hand, was covered head to two in clothing, trying to block out the sun. He didn't even notice Bella trying to get his attention.
Bellatrix frowned and stood in front of him. "NOTICE ME!" she yell.
This casued Voldemort to flinch and look at Bella. "Bella...Yelling at me is not needed, I'm three feet away from you" He stated.
"But look at what i'm wearing!"
"I don't care."
Bellatrix whined, Which made Voldemort pull out his wand. He mummbled a spell which made Bellatrix fly away from him and into the water. He smirked.
As Bellatrix hit the cold water, she screamed and cried. "WHY WOULD 你 DO THIS TO ME!"
"You're a pest!" He called out to her.
Bella moved her wet hair out of her face and hissed at him. "Arse.." She mummbled, walking out of the water and back over to him.
Good thing they was no one else on the beach.
"Go away Bella."
"No"
"yes"
"No"
"yes"
Bellatrix then attacked Voldemort with a wet hug. "WHY DON"T 你 爱情 ME??" She cried.
"becasue this is why...." He pushed her off of him and turned around. "I'm going back...this trip sucked.." and with that he left Bellatrix alone on the sandy beach.
Bella fell to her knees. "I still 爱情 you..." she pouted.
*really short because i need to warm up and i haven't typed on the computer in the longest time..*
*also sorry for mistakes...*
1. Put a whopee cushion on Delores Umbridge's seat. When she asks 你 why it's there, respond with, "The dark lord is back. Watch yourself." And than walk away.
2. Blare loud muggle rap 音乐 from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At 随意 times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have 你 left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to 加入 你 for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that 你 have a secret. When they ask 你 what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes 由 and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did 做傻事, 福吉 go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.
Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
2. Blare loud muggle rap 音乐 from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At 随意 times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have 你 left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to 加入 你 for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that 你 have a secret. When they ask 你 what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes 由 and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did 做傻事, 福吉 go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.
Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
hi im caitlín and i enjoy 阅读 both harry potter and twiight 图书 but....... i cant decide which one is better some people think different but its good to have an opinion!!! am i right, i think i am see thats an opinion and im just wanted to say what is your opinion ... and comparing is ok the world would be boring if we were all the same and thought the same and this is NOT JUDGE MENTAL!!!no debates please!!! my opnion is that there both smashing 图书 to read and 你 dont have to agree there both very entertaining to read and watch thats my opinion i cant wait to read yours!!!
This is a Scorecard of The Hogwarts School Teachers from Harry Potter 图书 and Movies, The Five rankings are Love, Like, Neutral, Dislike and Hate.
List:
*Albus Dumbledore - Love
*Minerva McGonagall - Love
*Rubeus Hagrid - Love
*Remus Lupin - Love
*Rolanda Hooch - Like
*Sybill Trelawney - Like
*Horace Slughorn - Like
*Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody - Like
*Pomona Sprout - Like
*Filius Flitwick - Like
*Severus Snape - Like
*Gilderoy Lockhart - Neutral
*Quirinus Quirrell - Neutral
*Dolores Umbridge - Hate
List:
*Albus Dumbledore - Love
*Minerva McGonagall - Love
*Rubeus Hagrid - Love
*Remus Lupin - Love
*Rolanda Hooch - Like
*Sybill Trelawney - Like
*Horace Slughorn - Like
*Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody - Like
*Pomona Sprout - Like
*Filius Flitwick - Like
*Severus Snape - Like
*Gilderoy Lockhart - Neutral
*Quirinus Quirrell - Neutral
*Dolores Umbridge - Hate