Thanks to zanhar1 for the idea. it was brilliant xD
*Also like to point out, this is like a crack!fic so non of the characters will act like they usally do*
It took a lot of yelling and arguing, but Bellatix finally did it. She finally got Voldemort to go to the 海滩 with her.
Once they got to the 海滩 they both hissed at the sunlight. They weren't too fond of it since they preferred the dark, If 你 couldn't tell from their pasty pale skin.
Bellatrix had pick out a nice 泳装, 游泳衣 to 显示 off for the lord, since she really wanted him to like her. Voldemort on the other hand, was covered head to two in clothing, trying to block out the sun. He didn't even notice Bella trying to get his attention.
Bellatrix frowned and stood in front of him. "NOTICE ME!" she yell.
This casued Voldemort to flinch and look at Bella. "Bella...Yelling at me is not needed, I'm three feet away from you" He stated.
"But look at what i'm wearing!"
"I don't care."
Bellatrix whined, Which made Voldemort pull out his wand. He mummbled a spell which made Bellatrix fly away from him and into the water. He smirked.
As Bellatrix hit the cold water, she screamed and cried. "WHY WOULD 你 DO THIS TO ME!"
"You're a pest!" He called out to her.
Bella moved her wet hair out of her face and hissed at him. "Arse.." She mummbled, walking out of the water and back over to him.
Good thing they was no one else on the beach.
"Go away Bella."
"No"
"yes"
"No"
"yes"
Bellatrix then attacked Voldemort with a wet hug. "WHY DON"T 你 爱情 ME??" She cried.
"becasue this is why...." He pushed her off of him and turned around. "I'm going back...this trip sucked.." and with that he left Bellatrix alone on the sandy beach.
Bella fell to her knees. "I still 爱情 you..." she pouted.
*really short because i need to warm up and i haven't typed on the computer in the longest time..*
*also sorry for mistakes...*
*Also like to point out, this is like a crack!fic so non of the characters will act like they usally do*
It took a lot of yelling and arguing, but Bellatix finally did it. She finally got Voldemort to go to the 海滩 with her.
Once they got to the 海滩 they both hissed at the sunlight. They weren't too fond of it since they preferred the dark, If 你 couldn't tell from their pasty pale skin.
Bellatrix had pick out a nice 泳装, 游泳衣 to 显示 off for the lord, since she really wanted him to like her. Voldemort on the other hand, was covered head to two in clothing, trying to block out the sun. He didn't even notice Bella trying to get his attention.
Bellatrix frowned and stood in front of him. "NOTICE ME!" she yell.
This casued Voldemort to flinch and look at Bella. "Bella...Yelling at me is not needed, I'm three feet away from you" He stated.
"But look at what i'm wearing!"
"I don't care."
Bellatrix whined, Which made Voldemort pull out his wand. He mummbled a spell which made Bellatrix fly away from him and into the water. He smirked.
As Bellatrix hit the cold water, she screamed and cried. "WHY WOULD 你 DO THIS TO ME!"
"You're a pest!" He called out to her.
Bella moved her wet hair out of her face and hissed at him. "Arse.." She mummbled, walking out of the water and back over to him.
Good thing they was no one else on the beach.
"Go away Bella."
"No"
"yes"
"No"
"yes"
Bellatrix then attacked Voldemort with a wet hug. "WHY DON"T 你 爱情 ME??" She cried.
"becasue this is why...." He pushed her off of him and turned around. "I'm going back...this trip sucked.." and with that he left Bellatrix alone on the sandy beach.
Bella fell to her knees. "I still 爱情 you..." she pouted.
*really short because i need to warm up and i haven't typed on the computer in the longest time..*
*also sorry for mistakes...*
Cornelius Fudge, the Minister for Magic, denied that he had any plans to take over the running of the Wizarding Bank, Gringotts, when he was elected Minister for Magic five years ago. 做傻事, 福吉 has always insisted that he wants nothing 更多 than to "cooperate peacefully" with the guardians of our gold.
BUT DOES HE?
Sources close to the Minister have recently disclosed that Fudge's dearest ambition is to seize control of the goblin 金牌 supplies and that he will not hesitate to use force if need be.
"It wouldn't be the first time, either," 说 a Ministry insider. "Cornelius 'Goblin-Crusher' Fudge, that's what his 老友记 call him, if 你 could hear him when he thinks no one's listening, oh, he's always talking about the goblins and he's had done in; he's had them drowned, he's had them dropped off buildings, he's had them poisoned, he's had them cooked in pies...."
It began with hello;
but ended before goodbye.
Niether of us thought
that either of us would die.
It started one fall day,
I was way in over my head;
all I needed was a friend.
I grew up 由 your side,
你 grew up 由 mine.
We didn't know
I was living on borrowed time.
But now here I lay,
ahem, lie;
dressed in white,
blank eyes to the sky.
你 walk over slowly and whisper goodbye.
你 look so odd as 你 begin to cry.
Goodbye to 你 also, my friend
but in my sight,
our friendship will never die.
-Inspired 由 the final battle
but ended before goodbye.
Niether of us thought
that either of us would die.
It started one fall day,
I was way in over my head;
all I needed was a friend.
I grew up 由 your side,
你 grew up 由 mine.
We didn't know
I was living on borrowed time.
But now here I lay,
ahem, lie;
dressed in white,
blank eyes to the sky.
你 walk over slowly and whisper goodbye.
你 look so odd as 你 begin to cry.
Goodbye to 你 also, my friend
but in my sight,
our friendship will never die.
-Inspired 由 the final battle