1. Offer him 花生 牛油, 黄油 做傻事, 福吉 that 你 cooked yourself, and tell him that 你 named it Cornelius 做傻事, 福吉 because it’s "nutty." Make sure it’s sticky and overdone.
2. Tell him that 青柠, 石灰 green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really 更多 of a winter.
3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, 更多 flattering colors.
4. Try to get him to 加入 a conga line with 你 and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.
5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much 更多 of an authoritative figure."
6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" and sing it wherever he goes.
7. Make up flyers containing the printed version of the theme song and hand it out to important Ministry officials.
8. Try to get him to 加入 S.P.E.W., because "elves are people too!"
9. Paint a scar on your forehead and hop around singing, "We were telling the truth! We were telling the truth!" in an annoying, high pitched voice.
10. Give his 投球手, 圆顶帽, 圆顶硬礼帽 hat to the giant squid. If he gets mad at you, tell him that 你 were just trying to 显示 your care for all species. Make sure to stare at him with big, 小狗 eyes.
2. Tell him that 青柠, 石灰 green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really 更多 of a winter.
3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, 更多 flattering colors.
4. Try to get him to 加入 a conga line with 你 and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.
5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much 更多 of an authoritative figure."
6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" and sing it wherever he goes.
7. Make up flyers containing the printed version of the theme song and hand it out to important Ministry officials.
8. Try to get him to 加入 S.P.E.W., because "elves are people too!"
9. Paint a scar on your forehead and hop around singing, "We were telling the truth! We were telling the truth!" in an annoying, high pitched voice.
10. Give his 投球手, 圆顶帽, 圆顶硬礼帽 hat to the giant squid. If he gets mad at you, tell him that 你 were just trying to 显示 your care for all species. Make sure to stare at him with big, 小狗 eyes.
1) Attempt to use Snape's oily hair to cook chips
2) Send Snape shampoo
3) Take pictures of himself while showering and then sell them to the female population of Hogwarts.
4) Give Remus a makeover while he is asleep.
5) Ask the potions professor whether the day's assignment can be used a sexual lubricant.
6) Sign his essays 'Seriously Sexy Sirius'.
7) Convince Remus that all the 图书 in the 图书馆 have been stolen and that it is closing down.
8) Tell First years that Filch is the Voice of God.
9)Tell people that it's Remus' Time of the 月 when he tells First Years off for breathing too loudly.
10)Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross
11)I will not change the 密码 to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
2) Send Snape shampoo
3) Take pictures of himself while showering and then sell them to the female population of Hogwarts.
4) Give Remus a makeover while he is asleep.
5) Ask the potions professor whether the day's assignment can be used a sexual lubricant.
6) Sign his essays 'Seriously Sexy Sirius'.
7) Convince Remus that all the 图书 in the 图书馆 have been stolen and that it is closing down.
8) Tell First years that Filch is the Voice of God.
9)Tell people that it's Remus' Time of the 月 when he tells First Years off for breathing too loudly.
10)Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross
11)I will not change the 密码 to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
Some Harry Potter 粉丝 might disagree with me, but... THE NEWEST MOVIE SUCKED!!!! Sorry to say this but it did. It was a lot shorter than all the others, there was almost no plot, and almost nothing happened the whole movie. All they accomplished in the movie was to find the initials of some guy. I hope the 下一个 one does a lot better than that one. Although I suppose Dumbledore dying was an interesting thing that happened. The only good thing that came out of that movie was that it progressed the story. Other 粉丝 should agree with me, and if they don't it would surprise me. I am a long time Harry Potter fan. I have all the 电影院 and I have seen all of them in the theaters, and I have all the books. I'm not saying I am no longer a Harry Potter 粉丝 或者 I don't look 前锋, 期待 to the 下一个 movie, but if 你 haven't seen the movie stick to the book.
I just love the name Ron :)
