1. Offer him 花生 牛油, 黄油 做傻事, 福吉 that 你 cooked yourself, and tell him that 你 named it Cornelius 做傻事, 福吉 because it’s "nutty." Make sure it’s sticky and overdone.

2. Tell him that 青柠, 石灰 green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really 更多 of a winter.

3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, 更多 flattering colors.

4. Try to get him to 加入 a conga line with 你 and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.

5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much 更多 of an authoritative figure."

6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" and sing it wherever he goes.

7. Make up flyers containing the printed version of the theme song and hand it out to important Ministry officials.

8. Try to get him to 加入 S.P.E.W., because "elves are people too!"

9. Paint a scar on your forehead and hop around singing, "We were telling the truth! We were telling the truth!" in an annoying, high pitched voice.

10. Give his 投球手, 圆顶帽, 圆顶硬礼帽 hat to the giant squid. If he gets mad at you, tell him that 你 were just trying to 显示 your care for all species. Make sure to stare at him with big, 小狗 eyes.