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posted by ABDCFan-

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell 你 that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When 阅读 them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

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Lets Face it Twi-Fans. Twilight Sucks. Harry Potter wins

posted by Loony_Luna

Okay sorry Twilikers. But 你 need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a 爱情 story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the 图书移动 on. And have 你 seen all the different...

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How To End Breaking Dawn in 18 easy steps! (Blog Post 由 Vladimir of Romania)

posted by anydaynow

If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested 由 the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. 狼 get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper 显示 up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed...

Harry Potter and Twilight are different...

posted by cullenROCKz

I am sure lot of 你 won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These 图书 are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of 爱情 and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However 你 have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two 星, 星级 crossed 爱人 and the obstacles faced 由 them. HP...

Me and My Friend's Fanfic part three of many

posted by emilyroxx

DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I 爱情你更多 than 你 can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an 小时 snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his 衬衫 off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...

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A Mini-Rant About 吸血鬼 (Beware)

posted by GemonkDruid

(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, 吸血鬼 could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....

MyronPwnsBella's Anti-Twilight Story.

posted by MyronPwnsBella

There once was a seventeen 年 old girl named Sandy. One 日 in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid 阅读 a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and 更多 often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...

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Twilight plot holes

posted by luv_warriorcatz

This was not written 由 me. It was written 由 the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic 或者 emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story 或者 novel 或者 what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.

…

The concept of plot and the associated concept...

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1000 Reasons Why Harry Potter Is Better Than Twilight: The Reasons that Don't Count 1-500

posted by youknowit101

Here's a 列表 of reasons that don't count out of the first 500.
Reasons that are purely opinion, untrue, 或者 just ridiculous.
I didn't include all the reasons I think are wrong, to be nice

12. Twilight WILL fad out it is a fad and many 粉丝 are on it because of the Bandwagon effect and because Robert Patterson is good looking But Harry Potter will be around forever
17. Harry Potter can be read 由 any age group. Twilight is geared 更多 towards angst 15 年 olds.
18. The characters in Harry Potter GROW, they grow with 你 as 你 read. The first 图书 start out fairly tame but mature as 你 mature....

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爱情 vs. 爱情 vs. Obsession: The Natural Progression of a Romantic Relationship

posted by cassie-1-2-3

The plain text is a copy/past of link.
The bold text is my own add ins to relate the situations to Bella and Edward

爱情 is a tricky emotion. There are some things that feel like 爱情 but they are much too superficial to be the real thing. Real 爱情 takes time and doesn't happen overnight. Here are three things that people often confuse for love.

I don’t personally believe that 爱情 can really be defined 由 anyone, but oh well. People like to try new things.

Lust A.k.a, Twilight

Lust is the feeling that is often mistaken for 爱情 at first sight. Lust is an intense and sudden attraction to somebody...

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Reasons why I dislike Harry Potter

posted by Amirgaul

I knw that many of 你 hv read the 图书 and watched the Harry Potter series. At first, I liked it very much, but later on, it got really boring to the point I had to force myself to watch tthe 电影院 and read the books. I know that I don't "have" to force myself to do anything, but there was no other way to spend my holidays. One of my friends, who is a Potter 粉丝 recommended this series to me and gave me all the 电影院 and books. I finished 阅读 all the 电影院 and also finished 阅读 all the books. At the end, I was really disappointed.
I hate Harry Potter. Now, don't go saying that I...

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Logical Reasons:Harry Potter vs Twilight

posted by cinnominbubble

Logical reasons...
why Harry Potter v.s Twilight

*WARNING SPOILERS*

Hi! I'm Cinnominbubble and I have noticed the war between fandoms have been going on for a while with no clear outcome. There is a reason to this-We are stubborn. Twihards want to stick up for Stephanie Meyer, whilst Potterheads want to do the same for J. K. Rowling. But, I have noticed something. Many of our reasonings aren't exactly logical. I mean, not to be offensive, some of our strongest points are downright idiotic!(from both sides) I'd like to come up with some smarter points to help people see our side of the story, whatever...

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7 Undeniable Facts as to Why HP beats Twilight

posted by zar_far11

Harry Potter beats Twilight. Of course. But I really don't like it when HP 粉丝 use opinion-ated "facts" when saying WHY Harry Potter is the better movie series. So, I, who am a major Potterhead, put together 7 true, solid, hard, and undeniable facts about certain aspects of the two movie series to prove why Harry Potter is the ultimate series.
**I will only be discussing the movies**

1) Soundtrack

Listen to this wonderful and memorable theme song. As 你 may have guessed, the theme song belogs to Harry Potter : link

Now listen to this: link
It's pretty, but it doesn't find a special place in...

阅读 the 图书 "Rant"

posted by yemi_hikari

Everyone knows Rowling and Meyer's stance on fanfiction and the fact both writers have 给 a thumbs up of sorts. However, there is something I don't think either one of them would of approve of and it involves those Reading the Books a lot of people are supposedly writing. I say supposedly 写作 because copying from another persons work is not 写作 unless 你 are quoting under fair use. And boy... every single 阅读 the 图书 I've come across is not in fair use and constitutes plagiarism. I know how to write one that doesn't constitute plagiarism, but I'll save that until the end.

One...

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From Twihard to Potterhead

posted by RonGetYourWand

As 你 can tell from my username, I am a huge Harry Potter fan. However, I wasn’t always. I used to be a Twihard (a twilight obsessed fan-girl). In fact I was one during the early stages of puberty, which is the age where most Twitards fall into the ‘romantic’ trap.

Here’s my story about how I went from ‘Twihard’ to ‘Indifferent’ to ‘Potterhead’:

I first read Twilight as a recommendation from a fellow member of the Teen Advisory Board of my library. I finished that book quickly and moved onto the next. The 图书馆 didn’t have Eclipse so I read it ‘Twilight, New Moon, Breaking...

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My Feelings Towards Bella 天鹅

posted by alexisn10

Believe it 或者 not, I do not hate Twilight. The plot is fair, internesting setting, a lot of the characters are good, and not to mention the brilliant fight scenes! The soundtracks are lovely as well as the actors/actresses. Overall, I would give the entire series a C+. I would give it a higher grade if it wasn't for the poor writing, rambling, and somewhat extreme fans. But what's really the anchor of that sinking ship is the books' protagonist and narrator...

Bella Swan.

Of course there's a main character in almost every book I read that I really do not like. For example: in Hunger Games, it's...

Why do 你 think Twilight is a good book?

posted by krazyknoxy

I don't want to hear about Harry Potter 或者 any other book right now. I'm not setting this up for a 辩论 about which is better. I just want to know seriously and honestly why 你 Twilight 粉丝 enjoy 阅读 Twilight. I want to see an actual reason that Twilight is a good book.
If 你 don't like Twilight, I don't want to hear 你 saying anything bad about it. I just want to know why people like it. Because all the debate's I've seen have no actual reasons. They have HP 粉丝 and Twihards going on about which book is better, but not why they like it.
I do actually want respectful 辩论 though. I want to discuss the reasons 你 give, but nicely.
If 你 can't be respectful of each other's opinions then just don't comment.
And I'm not trying to hate on Twilight, but if I disagree with 你 I will 辩论 with you.
I don't know if there are other debate's about this, so I'm sorry if there are, but I didn't look.
I'm just rambling now so let's get onto it!

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Which is really great literature?

posted by SuperSnuffles13

I thought of a very wonderful quote. I'm not sure where it came from. I might have read it somewhere before. Maybe it is many 语录 brought together. Maybe it is entirely of my own creation. I don't know. Anyways, I find it to be very beautiful and thought-provoking...

"Twilight is a children's book poorly disguised as great literature. Harry Potter is great literature poorly disguised as a children's book."

I doubt I wrote it. I'm not capable of coming up with something so witty and beautiful as that.

Allow me to explain what it means. It means that Twilight makes people think it is great literature...

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Because My Taste In 图书 Is Just That Awesome

posted by LinaHarrow

Because My Taste In 图书 Is Just That Awesome

It's easy to point out the negatives in the things we don't like. Likewise, it's also easy to point out the positives in those things which we love. Difficult, it is, to accept the positives in that which we hate, and the negatives in that which we enjoy. Today, I would like to point out to 你 solely the positives. And it's a good thing I like both things that I intend to praise because otherwise I might find this a difficult endevour to pursue.

In short, I'm gonna tell 你 what's good about both HP and Twi. These might seem a bit repetitive to...

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25 Things that Twilight Needed to Become at Least Mid-decent

posted by GemonkDruid

(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)

1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 巴松管 players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.