I discovered these song spoofs in my 写作 folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with 你 guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella 由 Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until 你 agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn 你 into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told 你 I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, 你 crazy witch
Now it's raining 更多 than ever
But we’re...

here is the website:

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1. he/she just 说 "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just 说 that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff 或者 hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot 更多 then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...

Well I've been 写作 a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the 总体, 整体 story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight 由 just "letting her characters handle the plot". There 由 making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write 粉丝 fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good 粉丝 fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie 你 want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

First, let me get this straight: I'm not a 粉丝 of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for 流行的 图标 like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, 你 might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When 你 turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a 列表 of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced 由 Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two 图书 sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, 你 see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The 秒 features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter 粉丝 are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER 文章 HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 分钟 以前 ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 分钟 以前 ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 分钟 以前 ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores 你 或者 is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in 爱情 with 你 — and 你 are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells 你 to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the 爱情 of your life. 你 should stay with him since he will keep 你 安全 forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell 你 that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When 阅读 them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

Okay sorry Twilikers. But 你 need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a 爱情 story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the 图书 移动 on. And have 你 seen all the different...

If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested 由 the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. 狼 get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper 显示 up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed...

I am sure lot of 你 won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These 图书 are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of 爱情 and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However 你 have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two 星, 星级 crossed 爱人 and the obstacles faced 由 them. HP...

DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I 爱情 你 更多 than 你 can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an 小时 snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his 衬衫 off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...

(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, 吸血鬼 could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....

There once was a seventeen 年 old girl named Sandy. One 日 in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid 阅读 a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and 更多 often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...

This was not written 由 me. It was written 由 the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic 或者 emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story 或者 novel 或者 what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.

…

The concept of plot and the associated concept...

Here's a 列表 of reasons that don't count out of the first 500.
Reasons that are purely opinion, untrue, 或者 just ridiculous.
I didn't include all the reasons I think are wrong, to be nice

12. Twilight WILL fad out it is a fad and many 粉丝 are on it because of the Bandwagon effect and because Robert Patterson is good looking But Harry Potter will be around forever
17. Harry Potter can be read 由 any age group. Twilight is geared 更多 towards angst 15 年 olds.
18. The characters in Harry Potter GROW, they grow with 你 as 你 read. The first 图书 start out fairly tame but mature as 你 mature....

The plain text is a copy/past of link.
The bold text is my own add ins to relate the situations to Bella and Edward


爱情 is a tricky emotion. There are some things that feel like 爱情 but they are much too superficial to be the real thing. Real 爱情 takes time and doesn't happen overnight. Here are three things that people often confuse for love.

I don’t personally believe that 爱情 can really be defined 由 anyone, but oh well. People like to try new things.

Lust A.k.a, Twilight


Lust is the feeling that is often mistaken for 爱情 at first sight. Lust is an intense and sudden attraction to somebody...

I knw that many of 你 hv read the 图书 and watched the Harry Potter series. At first, I liked it very much, but later on, it got really boring to the point I had to force myself to watch tthe 电影院 and read the books. I know that I don't "have" to force myself to do anything, but there was no other way to spend my holidays. One of my friends, who is a Potter 粉丝 recommended this series to me and gave me all the 电影院 and books. I finished 阅读 all the 电影院 and also finished 阅读 all the books. At the end, I was really disappointed.
I hate Harry Potter. Now, don't go saying that I...

Logical reasons...
why Harry Potter v.s Twilight

*WARNING SPOILERS*

Hi! I'm Cinnominbubble and I have noticed the war between fandoms have been going on for a while with no clear outcome. There is a reason to this-We are stubborn. Twihards want to stick up for Stephanie Meyer, whilst Potterheads want to do the same for J. K. Rowling. But, I have noticed something. Many of our reasonings aren't exactly logical. I mean, not to be offensive, some of our strongest points are downright idiotic!(from both sides) I'd like to come up with some smarter points to help people see our side of the story, whatever...

Harry Potter beats Twilight. Of course. But I really don't like it when HP 粉丝 use opinion-ated "facts" when saying WHY Harry Potter is the better movie series. So, I, who am a major Potterhead, put together 7 true, solid, hard, and undeniable facts about certain aspects of the two movie series to prove why Harry Potter is the ultimate series.
**I will only be discussing the movies**

1) Soundtrack

Listen to this wonderful and memorable theme song. As 你 may have guessed, the theme song belogs to Harry Potter : link

Now listen to this: link
It's pretty, but it doesn't find a special place in...